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(YouTube)   For your 4/20 Day enjoyment, here's David Attenborough narrating a tortoise mating with a shoe   (youtube.com) divider line
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2021-04-20 6:29:35 PM  
Planet Earth : Bin Chicken (4K)
Youtube w4dYWhkSbTU
 
2021-04-20 7:29:06 PM  
Wait... when did the new tag hit? Crap, I should read the newsletter once in a while, hunh?
 
2021-04-20 7:29:08 PM  
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2021-04-20 7:34:12 PM  

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what bin is that chick in?
 
2021-04-20 7:39:22 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Wait... when did the new tag hit? Crap, I should read the newsletter once in a while, hunh?


we have a newsletter?
 
2021-04-20 7:40:09 PM  
I was certain we were going here...
(kinda NSFW but *totally* worth the watch) 
True Facts About The Duck
Youtube 6k01DIVDJlY
 
2021-04-20 7:42:34 PM  

PunkTiger: [Fark user image image 384x577]


I'd let that Shue taste my choux anytime

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2021-04-20 7:44:26 PM  
That was great. There is some inexplicable fetish between tortoises and Croc shoes. Would the whole pair be a threesome?
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I mean really, what is going on here? /you're welcome
 
2021-04-20 7:48:45 PM  

berylman: That was great. There is some inexplicable fetish between tortoises and Croc shoes. Would the whole pair be a threesome?
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I mean really, what is going on here? /you're welcome


Why do you have this picture readily available? Just curious.
 
2021-04-20 7:54:35 PM  

TheReject: Why do you have this picture readily available? Just curious.


Don't look up images of "turtles humping shoes". It's disturbing how much there is out there. No one wants that in their search history... but I bravely went there.
 
2021-04-20 7:55:54 PM  
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Thanks Subby, I'll stick to this instead.
 
2021-04-20 8:05:28 PM  

some_beer_drinker: The Irresponsible Captain: Wait... when did the new tag hit? Crap, I should read the newsletter once in a while, hunh?

we have a newsletter?


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2021-04-20 8:05:29 PM  

ChipNASA: I was certain we were going here...
(kinda NSFW but *totally* worth the watch)
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As is this:

ADHD Scientifically Accurate DUCKTALES
Youtube NBJ9mL9OJx0
 
2021-04-20 8:19:29 PM  
I always knew Mitch McConnell was no good but he's going to hell for this.
 
2021-04-20 8:19:30 PM  
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2021-04-20 8:20:05 PM  
Now get him to narrate an actual porn.
 
2021-04-20 8:22:29 PM  
I still prefer honey-badger-dont-give-a-fark narration.
 
2021-04-20 8:23:59 PM  
And now I want to borrow one of my neighbor's crocks...
 
2021-04-20 8:37:14 PM  
I would like to see me copulate with Cameron Diaz.
 
2021-04-20 9:37:24 PM  
Someday there will be no new David Attenborough content.
That will be a sad day.
 
2021-04-20 11:40:51 PM  
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2021-04-21 1:14:49 AM  

Trik: Someday there will be no new David Attenborough content.
That will be a sad day.


Thanks Debbie
 
2021-04-21 10:09:47 AM  

DisseminationMonkey: some_beer_drinker: The Irresponsible Captain: Wait... when did the new tag hit? Crap, I should read the newsletter once in a while, hunh?

we have a newsletter?

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This made me laugh for more than it should have.
 
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