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(Some Coffee Guy)   If one of the skills you wish you could put on your resume is, "really good at taking coffee breaks" . . . this is the time you might actually want to say that   ( divider line
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557 clicks; posted to Business » and Food » on 20 Apr 2021 at 8:50 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-04-20 8:55:50 AM  
Does anyone actually get these jobs or is just the new wave of corporate marketing?
2021-04-20 9:00:17 AM  
Here is my complete resume.

Somewhere, USA,
{contact info}
Good at communications."

saved as resume.txt
2021-04-20 9:10:50 AM  
That's an ad
2021-04-20 9:37:41 AM  
Nestle? I'd sooner vote Republican.
2021-04-20 12:00:40 PM  
"All right you guys. Coffee break's over. Time to go back to standing on your heads."

/2nd time I've used that punchline in a month
2021-04-20 12:10:34 PM  
The terminal nicotene addict is known to excel at the strategic cofdee break.
2021-04-20 12:11:05 PM  
They should canvas NA meetings.
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