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(The Korea Times)   Koreans surprised to discover zoning loophole lets sex doll experience shops open near schools, "with many parents of students voicing concern over the adverse impact such facilities would have on their children"   (koreatimes.co.kr) divider line
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2021-04-20 4:04:44 AM  
I feel like the quotes are in the wrong places in the headline... not because they misrepresent the story but...

"sex doll experience shops"

there's your headline
 
2021-04-20 4:21:38 AM  
'Think of the children!  Do something!'

'Uh, no one wrote any laws that apply here.'
 
2021-04-20 4:42:49 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: "sex doll experience shops"


It does sound like it might lead to holo-brothels in a few hundred years.
 
2021-04-20 5:05:36 AM  
Huh. Huh huh.
"loophole."
 
2021-04-20 7:50:51 AM  
It was on this day walking home from school that Jimmy became a man.

/And the next day.
//And the one after that.
///And the one after that too.
 
2021-04-20 8:31:31 AM  
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2021-04-20 8:32:50 AM  
Hey it can help with sex education.
 
2021-04-20 8:33:44 AM  
Hazcon - Paper Love Doll
Youtube 83JvEWShNyc
 
2021-04-20 8:34:51 AM  
Do they have specialty dolls?

All Dolls Are Special
 
2021-04-20 8:36:00 AM  
Give me a break! The pic in TFA has one doll's boobs blurred out. Even fake naughty bits are going to corrupt our souls?
 
2021-04-20 8:37:23 AM  
sex doll experience shops

I'd like some clarification here. Are they selling sex dolls? Are they selling the services of sex dolls? Are these basically sex doll whorehouses with guys reusing the same dolls over and over? You know what, maybe I don't want to know.
 
2021-04-20 8:37:24 AM  
I assume the sex doll experience shop makes a little extra reselling the used ones.

/There, now your morning ewwwwwwww  is complete
 
2021-04-20 8:41:45 AM  
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2021-04-20 8:43:00 AM  
"Taking a vacation to silicon valley"
 
2021-04-20 8:43:58 AM  
When police officers visited the place, however, the shop owner said he was operating a "consulting company" for those who are seeking to run businesses related to sex dolls, adding his business was not a place where people could use sex dolls.
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[P]olice could not conclude whether the owner violated this law due to a lack evidence that people used sex dolls in the shop by paying a fee. Having sex dolls at the shop itself did not constitute the facility having an adverse impact on students, they added.


As no one could possibly believe the "consulting company" story he must have bribed the officers. Possibly with sex dolls.
 
2021-04-20 8:44:01 AM  
Futurama-I Dated a Robot
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2021-04-20 8:46:57 AM  
LISTEN MAN if you can't afford your own sex doll, just SAVE UP for godssake

do you really want to SHARE a sex doll with the GENERAL PUBLIC?
 
2021-04-20 8:50:46 AM  

MattyBlast: Give me a break! The pic in TFA has one doll's boobs blurred out. Even fake naughty bits are going to corrupt our souls?


Google bot doesn't know the difference so to preserve that sweet, sweet as revenue they have to blur it, same reason we lost foobies.fark.com.
 
2021-04-20 8:57:44 AM  
But the whiskey bars/ singing rooms (that will call girls for sex) and illegal gambling shops pretending to be pc gaming arcades which are all found around schools here are still ok right??
 
2021-04-20 9:02:41 AM  

Klyukva: When police officers visited the place, however, the shop owner said he was operating a "consulting company" for those who are seeking to run businesses related to sex dolls, adding his business was not a place where people could use sex dolls.
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[P]olice could not conclude whether the owner violated this law due to a lack evidence that people used sex dolls in the shop by paying a fee. Having sex dolls at the shop itself did not constitute the facility having an adverse impact on students, they added.

As no one could possibly believe the "consulting company" story he must have bribed the officers. Possibly with sex dolls.


So he's just the middle man...
 
2021-04-20 9:05:52 AM  

davynelson: LISTEN MAN if you can't afford your own sex doll, just SAVE UP for godssake

do you really want to SHARE a sex doll with the GENERAL PUBLIC?


It's a logical progression from Starbucks' "borrow a cup" program.
 
2021-04-20 9:11:52 AM  
Where I lived in South Korea, there were seven love hotels within a five-minute walk of the local girls' high school.
 
2021-04-20 9:13:26 AM  
A guy tried to open a sex robot brothel in Houston a couple of years ago and the City Council shut it down.
 
2021-04-20 9:14:22 AM  
Guess I'll have to update my list of 'emerging land uses' regulation research. Should be a simple definition addition and bullet point under 'adult uses'. I shall have fun with this memo. Lots of pictures and examples.
 
2021-04-20 9:22:36 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image 720x1300]


If you look like that, on purpose...You're doing it wrong...
 
2021-04-20 9:29:09 AM  
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2021-04-20 9:38:05 AM  
I've never understood the whole thing about certain businesses operating 'near' schools. It's not like kids are going there on their lunch break. Unsavoury types don't hang around outside these places. It's 100% pearl clutching parents who think their job is to shelter their children from reality, rather than raise them to be functional adults in that reality.
 
2021-04-20 9:45:10 AM  

Alphax: Monty_Zoncolan: "sex doll experience shops"

It does sound like it might lead to holo-brothels in a few hundred years.


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2021-04-20 9:49:11 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: If you look like that, on purpose...You're doing it wrong...


Red Botoxed balloon lips, an open gape and sharpie eyebrows?

As much as we don't like it, apparently there are people who do find that attractive.
 
2021-04-20 9:58:43 AM  

bababa: Where I lived in South Korea, there were seven love hotels within a five-minute walk of the local girls' high school.


Timed that one for research I'm guessing?
 
2021-04-20 10:13:57 AM  

Russ1642: Unsavoury types don't hang around outside these places.


I'm offended that you'd infringe upon my right to be considered unsavory.
 
2021-04-20 10:46:55 AM  

hissatsu: sex doll experience shops

I'd like some clarification here. Are they selling sex dolls? Are they selling the services of sex dolls? Are these basically sex doll whorehouses with guys reusing the same dolls over and over? You know what, maybe I don't want to know.


They clean them out between clients.
Which means that there's a guy whose job description is "sex doll vagoo washer."

Keep that in mind next time you're on LinkedIn.
 
2021-04-20 10:48:51 AM  

KoreanZombie: But the whiskey bars/ singing rooms (that will call girls for sex) and illegal gambling shops pretending to be pc gaming arcades which are all found around schools here are still ok right??


Yes
 
2021-04-20 11:02:29 AM  
There's a lot of folks in this thread grossed out about the sharing of sex dolls part of this story.   That seems odd to me.

Hear me out.

So lets assume that these things are primarily latex.   Well, that means they can be actually sterilized between use.  Legit sterilized.  So, as far as the next up at bat is concerned, its pure as the driven snow.

Now, compare that with someone you meet at a bar.   If he or she is willing to go home with you, lets be honest, discernment is their strongest suit.  That's well trodden territory.  Borderline superhighway of social disease.

You stand a FAR greater chance of picking up new flora and fauna to take permanent or temporary residence in your sensitive bits and bobs than if you go off to plunder the latest sexbot down by the elementary school.

I'm not saying I don't think the idea of its gross mind you...but that's because I don't think I could get that goddamned Jaws quote out of my head every time I looked at the thing.  Like I need to be thinking of Robert Shaw while piston dancing with sex jello.  I don't need to be borrowing new hang ups.
 
2021-04-20 11:03:24 AM  
*discernment ISN'T their strongest suit.*
 
2021-04-20 11:19:52 AM  

Prevailing Wind: There's a lot of folks in this thread grossed out about the sharing of sex dolls part of this story.   That seems odd to me.

Hear me out.

So lets assume that these things are primarily latex.   Well, that means they can be actually sterilized between use.  Legit sterilized.  So, as far as the next up at bat is concerned, its pure as the driven snow.

Now, compare that with someone you meet at a bar.   If he or she is willing to go home with you, lets be honest, discernment is their strongest suit.  That's well trodden territory.  Borderline superhighway of social disease.

You stand a FAR greater chance of picking up new flora and fauna to take permanent or temporary residence in your sensitive bits and bobs than if you go off to plunder the latest sexbot down by the elementary school.

I'm not saying I don't think the idea of its gross mind you...but that's because I don't think I could get that goddamned Jaws quote out of my head every time I looked at the thing.  Like I need to be thinking of Robert Shaw while piston dancing with sex jello.  I don't need to be borrowing new hang ups.


Well, good luck with your future business venture and the zoning board.
 
2021-04-20 11:33:54 AM  

EnzoTheCoder: It was on this day walking home from school that Jimmy became a man.

/And the next day.
//And the one after that.
///And the one after that too.


" Beavis, when you grow up, you'll have urges just like me."
 
2021-04-20 11:34:51 AM  
I'm gonna need a bigger nope.
 
2021-04-20 11:44:21 AM  
Everything you need to know about the free market in one simple statement.

If there is not an explicit, you cannot do that law, then the fook you can do that.


This is why the free market has to be told by law, it is not allowed to exploit children as sexual slaves for profits.

The free market, is intrinsically free of morality, as morality interferes with competitiveness and profitability.If anyone else in the market is free of those burdens, then you are unlikely to be ab lee to remain compeditive against them.
 
2021-04-20 11:46:08 AM  

Tax Boy: I assume the sex doll experience shop makes a little extra reselling the used ones.

/There, now your morning ewwwwwwww  is complete


I was friends with a guy that bounced a notorious local cathouse. They'd save used condoms for a guy that would come in, sit at the bar, mix them in his drinks.

I once inadvertently found myself sitting at that bar with an immigrant friend one drunken night. ( He lived upstairs, and we'd come in the back way after leaving another bar that I didn't realize where I was.) "Richard, men buzz in front door, walk through that door, no drink. Maybe girls?" "Yes! Me buy my American friend a girl!" I'm trying to tell him about disease through the language barrier, scratching my groin as if with crabs. "No pull-pull, push-push! Richard show you."
 
2021-04-20 7:08:40 PM  
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2021-04-21 9:43:26 AM  

Subtonic: Prevailing Wind: There's a lot of folks in this thread grossed out about the sharing of sex dolls part of this story.   That seems odd to me.

Hear me out.

So lets assume that these things are primarily latex.   Well, that means they can be actually sterilized between use.  Legit sterilized.  So, as far as the next up at bat is concerned, its pure as the driven snow.

Now, compare that with someone you meet at a bar.   If he or she is willing to go home with you, lets be honest, discernment is their strongest suit.  That's well trodden territory.  Borderline superhighway of social disease.

You stand a FAR greater chance of picking up new flora and fauna to take permanent or temporary residence in your sensitive bits and bobs than if you go off to plunder the latest sexbot down by the elementary school.

I'm not saying I don't think the idea of its gross mind you...but that's because I don't think I could get that goddamned Jaws quote out of my head every time I looked at the thing.  Like I need to be thinking of Robert Shaw while piston dancing with sex jello.  I don't need to be borrowing new hang ups.

Well, good luck with your future business venture and the zoning board.


I said the whole thing is gross to me.  lol    I was just pointing out the logical flaws in what everyone else was taking exception to.
 
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