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2021-04-19 10:59:39 PM  
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2021-04-19 11:05:44 PM  
"Our real president."

Impale your throat upon the engorged member of a stallion, you low-budget simulacrum.
 
2021-04-19 11:12:07 PM  
His immediate disappointment is gratifying. I hope it lasts.
 
2021-04-19 11:13:38 PM  
Social media platform: check.

Verified users: Next sprint.
 
2021-04-19 11:14:03 PM  
The production values are one step above tin cans and a string. This was sad.
 
2021-04-19 11:14:11 PM  
That guy must smoke a clownshoe full of crack for breakfast on the daily.
 
2021-04-19 11:16:06 PM  
Oh, hell.  This isn't even his platform.

Dude doesn't even know the Orange Menace's cell number.
 
2021-04-19 11:17:20 PM  
You supported Trump because you wanted to feel like a winner, Mike.  How do you feel now?
 
2021-04-19 11:32:46 PM  
Oh Lord...
 
2021-04-19 11:38:14 PM  
If there was a god he would just take a giant shiat from the sky and it would land on that desk while they were "on the air"
 
2021-04-19 11:39:47 PM  
Is he living in a van down by the river yet?
 
2021-04-19 11:50:20 PM  
Hee-farking-larious!
 
2021-04-19 11:52:19 PM  
It's like Dumb and Dumber, minus the comedic genius.
 
2021-04-19 11:53:53 PM  
Not only not bright, but stupid to the nth degree.

By the way, was he taking a dump?   Is that his famous MyToiletChair?
 
2021-04-20 12:45:18 AM  
How many people are watching this?
/scared to ask
 
2021-04-20 12:50:50 AM  
It's a ClusterFrank!
 
2021-04-20 2:32:00 AM  
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NO, YOU'RE ON CRACK AGAIN!!!
 
2021-04-20 3:20:33 AM  
Fark took down the threads where I posted snake tiddies (sniddies) and the white be how I explained bronies are nazis. You see what they're doing...? They're attacking us-they're attacking me.

Send me money.
 
2021-04-20 3:27:15 AM  
Are we sure this isn't just Jesse The Body Ventura trying his hand at an Andy Kaufman long con performance bit?  Listen to his voice for god sake. They sound almost identical. Same "biting off and chewing his words" thing going on.
 
2021-04-20 3:30:03 AM  
Good thing there's not a thread about this 5 items down the page...
 
2021-04-20 3:31:51 AM  

Jeff5: Good thing there's not a thread about this 5 items down the page...


I vote that we stop killing duplicate threads, since some of us aren't always around to enjoy the shenanigans!
 
2021-04-20 3:34:37 AM  

MattytheMouse: Jeff5: Good thing there's not a thread about this 5 items down the page...

I vote that we stop killing duplicate threads, since some of us aren't always around to enjoy the shenanigans!


I have never killed a duplicate thread.

Wounded one once, I assume it crawled in a hole and died...
 
2021-04-20 3:38:11 AM  
I'm so happy that this is still possible. Our world is full of controled media, where algorithms implement a global form of censorship. We only see what an algorithm wants us to see. Usually. That pranksters can still obtain phone numbers and be dissidents is a sort of miralce, and they're doing God's work. That the My Pillow Guy isn't proteted by algorithms and PR handlers at a time when he needs to be gathering donors is a sign that his momentum is a fabrication of his delusions of cheap kitsch grandeur.
 
2021-04-20 3:42:11 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: I'm so happy that this is still possible. Our world is full of controled media, where algorithms implement a global form of censorship. We only see what an algorithm wants us to see. Usually. That pranksters can still obtain phone numbers and be dissidents is a sort of miralce, and they're doing God's work. That the My Pillow Guy isn't proteted by algorithms and PR handlers at a time when he needs to be gathering donors is a sign that his momentum is a fabrication of his delusions of cheap kitsch grandeur.


Don't discount the crack intelligence gathering that went into obtaining his phone number:

He gave it out.
 
2021-04-20 3:58:24 AM  

Clearly Canadian: "Our real president."

Impale your throat upon the engorged member of a stallion, you low-budget simulacrum.


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...you low-budget simulacrum

Is that yours? Did you coin that? 'Cause I'm stealing it.
 
2021-04-20 3:59:52 AM  

EnzoTheCoder: Oh, hell.  This isn't even his platform.

Dude doesn't even know the Orange Menace's cell number.


I gotta be fair to Trump on this one: I wouldn't want that crackhead knowing my number either.
 
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