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(KTVO Kirksville)   Pandemic fatigue got you pining for the before times? Well I've got great health news for you   (ktvo.com) divider line
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2021-04-19 8:06:48 PM  
Great!  Now, I can get that cruise ship deal I've been waiting for!
 
2021-04-19 8:58:00 PM  
A mask would probably reduce your risk of that too.
 
2021-04-19 11:31:57 PM  
I've driven by that hotel numerous times so I'm getting a kick, etc.

I know that part of Missouri is always behind the times but geez...
 
2021-04-19 11:32:11 PM  
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2021-04-19 11:33:33 PM  

IgG4: A mask would probably reduce your risk of that too.


That part of Missouri thinks masks are dehumanizing and just a stepping stone to full-blown communism.

/Missouri north of I-70 is like the Ozarks but without the scenery
 
2021-04-19 11:39:33 PM  
Didn't the pastor pole-dancer from earlier today have Legionnaires? I think there's a trifecta in play.
 
2021-04-19 11:39:42 PM  
So they start wearing khaki helmets, talking like Errol Flynn and find themselves surrounded by Arabs?
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2021-04-19 11:47:35 PM  
I'm pining for the early pandemic days when people stayed the fark home and left me alone.

/and when I was still using the extra time for self-improvement
 
2021-04-20 12:02:50 AM  
No, I am not fatigued by the quarantines and lockdowns. I am fatigued by the fake news about vaccines, like Israel claiming it is vaccianted a vritually free of Covid. The reason Iarael is making those claims is because of the millions of unvaccinated people confined behind walls, in the Palestinain areas of teh West Bank. In other words. Israel has the same kind of unjust apartheid that redlining used to have in Europe and North America, before the human rights revolution of the 1970s.

But the point is, vaccines are not protecting any countries yet. The lies that claim vaccines are working without lockdowns are fatiguing. The US reopening to variants that break through the vaccines is catastrophic. That's what is tiring.
 
2021-04-20 12:05:15 AM  
Yeah, do not fark with the Legion.

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2021-04-20 12:07:26 AM  
Testing of the hot tub indicated the presence of Legionella bacteria ... People can get Legionnaires' disease by breathing in small water droplets containing Legionella bacteria.

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Public pools and hot tubs were gross even before Captain Trips hit the scene.

Just stay out of them for the rest of your life if you know what's good for you.
 
2021-04-20 12:09:01 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: No, I am not fatigued by the quarantines and lockdowns. I am fatigued by the fake news about vaccines, like Israel claiming it is vaccianted a vritually free of Covid. The reason Iarael is making those claims is because of the millions of unvaccinated people confined behind walls, in the Palestinain areas of teh West Bank. In other words. Israel has the same kind of unjust apartheid that redlining used to have in Europe and North America, before the human rights revolution of the 1970s.

But the point is, vaccines are not protecting any countries yet. The lies that claim vaccines are working without lockdowns are fatiguing. The US reopening to variants that break through the vaccines is catastrophic. That's what is tiring.


I am pretty sure that the infected are outside of the city.

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2021-04-20 12:11:41 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: No, I am not fatigued by the quarantines and lockdowns. I am fatigued by the fake news about vaccines, like Israel claiming it is vaccianted a vritually free of Covid. The reason Iarael is making those claims is because of the millions of unvaccinated people confined behind walls, in the Palestinain areas of teh West Bank. In other words. Israel has the same kind of unjust apartheid that redlining used to have in Europe and North America, before the human rights revolution of the 1970s.

But the point is....


Four lines before an attempt at a point.
 
2021-04-20 12:25:01 AM  
All I can say is, for some time now, after I was able to learn about this, NO. The "Pandemic" doesn't have me down. Anyone who is still locked in their house, Scared of everything was probably locked in their house Scared of everything before.

Thus has just given you a voice.

Well we've heard it. Now fark off back to your basement while the rest of us enjoy life.
 
2021-04-20 12:26:55 AM  
This is why you always wear a condom. And leave a note.
 
2021-04-20 12:41:43 AM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Anyone who is still locked in their house, Scared of everything was probably locked in their house Scared of everything before.


They're not scared, so much as they're disinclined to go out socially. NTTAWWT, and I totally get it.

But living in isolation, while having its perks, can be a miserable existence too, so it's understandable that there's some joy in seeing others forced into the same realm.
 
2021-04-20 12:45:22 AM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Anyone who is still locked in their house, Scared of everything was probably locked in their house Scared of everything before.


Kind of like the right-wingers who feel the need to carry a concealed weapon into Walmart?
 
2021-04-20 12:48:34 AM  

Chinesenookiefactory: All I can say is, for some time now, after I was able to learn about this, NO. The "Pandemic" doesn't have me down. Anyone who is still locked in their house, Scared of everything was probably locked in their house Scared of everything before.

Thus has just given you a voice.

Well we've heard it. Now fark off back to your basement while the rest of us enjoy life.


Oh, so you're one of those farkers.
 
2021-04-20 12:50:01 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Bennie Crabtree: No, I am not fatigued by the quarantines and lockdowns. I am fatigued by the fake news about vaccines, like Israel claiming it is vaccianted a vritually free of Covid. The reason Iarael is making those claims is because of the millions of unvaccinated people confined behind walls, in the Palestinain areas of teh West Bank. In other words. Israel has the same kind of unjust apartheid that redlining used to have in Europe and North America, before the human rights revolution of the 1970s.

But the point is....

Four lines before an attempt at a point.


Yeah/ Here are the facts, then here is the so-what. I don't have a Twitter so I still have an attention span. Just not for proofreading. Proofreading is dumb.
 
2021-04-20 12:54:06 AM  

MBooda: So they start wearing khaki helmets, talking like Errol Flynn and find themselves surrounded by Arabs?
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At least they have a good rifle on hand!

/Small Magazine Lee-Enfield (SMLE)
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///If you can get one, I highly recommend the #4 Mk 1
 
2021-04-20 12:58:06 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Bennie Crabtree: No, I am not fatigued by the quarantines and lockdowns. I am fatigued by the fake news about vaccines, like Israel claiming it is vaccianted a vritually free of Covid. The reason Iarael is making those claims is because of the millions of unvaccinated people confined behind walls, in the Palestinain areas of teh West Bank. In other words. Israel has the same kind of unjust apartheid that redlining used to have in Europe and North America, before the human rights revolution of the 1970s.

But the point is....

Four lines before an attempt at a point.

Yeah/ Here are the facts, then here is the so-what. I don't have a Twitter so I still have an attention span. Just not for proofreading. Proofreading is dumb.


All I heard was "Jew This" and "Jew That".
 
2021-04-20 1:02:38 AM  

Chinesenookiefactory: All I can say is, for some time now, after I was able to learn about this, NO. The "Pandemic" doesn't have me down. Anyone who is still locked in their house, Scared of everything was probably locked in their house Scared of everything before.

Thus has just given you a voice.

Well we've heard it. Now fark off back to your basement while the rest of us enjoy life.


You're getting a lot of mileage out of this schtick today.
 
2021-04-20 2:15:16 AM  
If you can't have a soak in a motel hot tub in Missouri anymore, America just ain't right! Thanks, Joe!
 
2021-04-20 7:48:45 AM  
Public hotel hottub?

No, thanks.
 
2021-04-20 10:05:25 AM  
Man.

The sales manager of a small-town radio station I worked at in high school (1989ish) died from Legionnaires'. Really nice older gentleman, didn't know him very well, except for that time he unexpectedly came into the office on a Friday night at 10:00 p.m. when a bunch of us were having a sorta-party in his office (as much partying as a bunch of radio geeks can have.)
 
2021-04-20 12:09:35 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Bennie Crabtree: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Bennie Crabtree: No, I am not fatigued by the quarantines and lockdowns. I am fatigued by the fake news about vaccines, like Israel claiming it is vaccianted a vritually free of Covid. The reason Iarael is making those claims is because of the millions of unvaccinated people confined behind walls, in the Palestinain areas of teh West Bank. In other words. Israel has the same kind of unjust apartheid that redlining used to have in Europe and North America, before the human rights revolution of the 1970s.

But the point is....

Four lines before an attempt at a point.

Yeah/ Here are the facts, then here is the so-what. I don't have a Twitter so I still have an attention span. Just not for proofreading. Proofreading is dumb.

All I heard was "Jew This" and "Jew That".


What?
 
2021-04-20 12:11:41 PM  
Nice to see things getting back to normal.
 
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