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2021-04-19 7:27:14 PM  
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2021-04-19 9:26:34 PM  
Is bandwidth so plentiful and cheap but every single website assumes I can spend data on automatically playing commercials?
 
2021-04-19 9:26:53 PM  
That was by far the shortest 'article' I've ever read.
 
2021-04-19 9:28:39 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: That was by far the shortest 'article' I've ever read.


They didn't want to bury the Leda.
 
2021-04-19 9:28:51 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: That was by far the shortest 'article' I've ever read.


It's a video.
 
2021-04-19 9:29:27 PM  

waxbeans: Is bandwidth so plentiful and cheap but every single website assumes I can spend data on automatically playing commercials?


This is what keeps the intartubes 'free' - your eyeballs are the product.
 
2021-04-19 9:33:02 PM  
I always felt like a lot of old mythology tales were like the Aristocrats joke; a bunch of drunken philosophers trying to gross each other out and and make them spit take their wine. And some inattentive scribe just writing everything down and submitting it b/c they wanted to go home and sleep. And here we are 5000 years later wondering "what the hell was wrong w/ these sick farks?"
 
2021-04-19 9:36:00 PM  

dionysusaur: waxbeans: Is bandwidth so plentiful and cheap but every single website assumes I can spend data on automatically playing commercials?

This is what keeps the intartubes 'free' - your eyeballs are the product.


I'm okay with that but do the ads have to be automatic play when their video and another thing why are the ads so obnoxious on the new pages of the old Gawker

I understand I have to pay the bills but you don't have to eat up my bandwidth the second I enter the website anytime something automatically plays I back right the fark out of that page and add it to my block list
 
2021-04-19 9:36:05 PM  

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2021-04-19 9:50:57 PM  
[voice of Eric Clapton]:

Le-da
You been out farking geese
Leda
Or some such other beast.....
 
2021-04-19 9:58:17 PM  
That is such a sweet story. I am so happy that she handled it so well. I wish him and all his friends a long and happy life.
 
2021-04-19 10:00:33 PM  

NobleHam: SloppyFrenchKisser: That was by far the shortest 'article' I've ever read.

It's a video.


Moving pictures? On the internet?

What kind of witchcraft is this?
 
2021-04-19 10:04:08 PM  
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2021-04-19 10:05:08 PM  
Video is fowl.
 
2021-04-19 10:47:44 PM  

Trocadero: I always felt like a lot of old mythology tales were like the Aristocrats joke; a bunch of drunken philosophers trying to gross each other out and and make them spit take their wine. And some inattentive scribe just writing everything down and submitting it b/c they wanted to go home and sleep. And here we are 5000 years later wondering "what the hell was wrong w/ these sick farks?"


I think a lot more of these start with a husband coming home after fighting a war someplace or other for a few years, and somebody needing an explanation for the six-month-old kid that will be good enough that nobody notices how much that kid looks like a certain local farmhand.

It was, uh, Zeus.  Yeah, Zeus.  Came down to Earth, um, took the form of a, uhhh, [distant honk] a swan!  Yep, a big ol' godly-looking swan.  You shoulda seen it.  Can't exactly say no to a god-swan, right?  But hey, you get to raise a kid that's half god.

The success of this method probably relied on the returning husband having sustained a few good thunks on the head during that war.
 
2021-04-19 11:09:37 PM  
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2021-04-19 11:35:53 PM  

cyberspacedout: SloppyFrenchKisser: That was by far the shortest 'article' I've ever read.

They didn't want to bury the Leda.


Conversely, I suppose many of y'all want to bury something in Lena
 
2021-04-20 9:21:28 AM  
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