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2021-04-19 1:31:30 PM  
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2021-04-19 1:38:41 PM  
That stuff ALREADY smells like freshly opened bowel.  Adding more artomatics is NOT going to help any.  It'll smell like someone puked into a gut wound.
 
2021-04-19 1:42:13 PM  
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2021-04-19 1:47:52 PM  
"You're not making Monster Energy better, you're making pickles worse!"

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2021-04-19 1:54:09 PM  
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2021-04-19 2:07:09 PM  
Really you could do that with any soda
 
2021-04-19 2:15:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: That stuff ALREADY smells like freshly opened bowel.  Adding more artomatics is NOT going to help any.  It'll smell like someone puked into a gut wound.


That's quite the image
 
2021-04-19 2:57:54 PM  

cretinbob: Really you could do that with any soda


I've had cola pickles and Kool-Aid pickles. Can't say I was crazy about those either and those things taste way better than any energy drink I've ever tried.

Still your best bet, but I wouldn't count on energy:

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2021-04-19 2:58:32 PM  
A perfect blend of salt, caffeine, and failure.
 
2021-04-19 3:01:04 PM  

cretinbob: Really you could do that with any soda


It's already been done with Kool-Aid.  I have a hard enough time holding back my stomach contents on that one.  I'm not even going to try and imagine what Monster Energy pickles are like.  That stuff already tastes like regurgitated battery acid.
 
2021-04-19 3:37:56 PM  
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2021-04-19 3:43:50 PM  

ElPrimitivo: cretinbob: Really you could do that with any soda

I've had cola pickles and Kool-Aid pickles. Can't say I was crazy about those either and those things taste way better than any energy drink I've ever tried.

Still your best bet, but I wouldn't count on energy:

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somewhat

curious to try the koolaid kind. maybe?

the vodak ones, new to me! I definitely enjoy me some pickle juice, so the resulting pickle vodka, and the resulting pickles themselves, both sound good.

some years back, I tried pickle freezer-pops from amazon and they were just... bad. very chemical/artificial. I'd try it again, but only by making at home in the ice cube tray or those plastic popsicle doodads.
 
2021-04-19 3:50:25 PM  
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2021-04-19 3:57:21 PM  

ElPrimitivo: cretinbob: Really you could do that with any soda

I've had cola pickles and Kool-Aid pickles. Can't say I was crazy about those either and those things taste way better than any energy drink I've ever tried.

Still your best bet, but I wouldn't count on energy:

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You have my attention...
 
2021-04-19 4:39:29 PM  
I actually drink the no sugar monsters (Ultras), and I like pickles.

And this is making me say "nope".

they taste better than coffee sitting around a job site all day. Keep me sufficiently caffeinated and less murdery. So they are a necessary evil in my life and for my temporary happiness.

You do NOT want to know the mental and emotional scarring I've caused people who have spilled my caffeine or threw it out.

My explanation is "remember when you were a child, and were given a balloon? How happy you were with the big colorful floating globe?"

"Now remember when you accidentally let go, and that ball of joy and happiness floated away. That's what you made me feel by taking my caffeine away from me"
 
2021-04-19 5:06:11 PM  
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2021-04-20 3:17:37 AM  

tintar: ElPrimitivo: cretinbob: Really you could do that with any soda

I've had cola pickles and Kool-Aid pickles. Can't say I was crazy about those either and those things taste way better than any energy drink I've ever tried.

Still your best bet, but I wouldn't count on energy:

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somewhat curious to try the koolaid kind. maybe?

the vodak ones, new to me! I definitely enjoy me some pickle juice, so the resulting pickle vodka, and the resulting pickles themselves, both sound good.

some years back, I tried pickle freezer-pops from amazon and they were just... bad. very chemical/artificial. I'd try it again, but only by making at home in the ice cube tray or those plastic popsicle doodads.


Pickle brine is always a good addition to a bloody mary. Pickle vodka is nice too.
 
2021-04-20 8:00:56 AM  
Whether you believe in God or not you have to admit if you were him/her you'd probably be thinking about forsaking your creation too.
 
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