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2021-04-19 10:50:45 AM  
Khan should get together with Erdogan and have a goat love summit.
 
2021-04-19 10:53:07 AM  

eurotrader: Khan should get together with Erdogan and have a goat love summit.


Where do you think they got the idea?
 
2021-04-19 10:55:16 AM  
From Hell's heart, he stabs at thee.
 
2021-04-19 10:56:52 AM  
Fark off Pakistan, you shiathole funding and training terrorists for the last 50 years. Start being civilised and maybe people wont hate your guts.
 
2021-04-19 11:03:36 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: eurotrader: Khan should get together with Erdogan and have a goat love summit.

Where do you think they got the idea?


Pakistan's been pushing for this at the UN since at least 1999, well before Erdogan started pushing Turkey towards theocracy.
 
2021-04-19 11:15:54 AM  
Meanwhile in Texas...

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/don't be pointing fingers, yo
 
2021-04-19 11:21:22 AM  
KHAAAAANNNN!
 
2021-04-19 11:24:15 AM  
This Ramadan, the Prophet Mohammad gets an ally taped not only by a big fat hog, but rapes by a dog, a cat and rat as well. Allah...well I pooped him out and he is floating around in my toilet, but no problem...I used pages of the Quran for toilet paper.
 
2021-04-19 11:24:19 AM  
Their religion denies Jesus is the son of god. They need to stop being blasphemous against Christianity!
 
2021-04-19 11:24:41 AM  
Or here's another idea, how's about you go fark yourself?

There are many reasons nobody wants to live in Pakistan but stupid laws like that are high on the list.
 
2021-04-19 11:26:20 AM  
Islam sucks.

If this offends you, you suck too.

The world will be a better place after we all give up ridiculous fairy tales.
 
2021-04-19 11:27:04 AM  
Why is it that religious idiots have to spoil life for the rest of us?
 
2021-04-19 11:27:17 AM  

gopher321: Meanwhile in Texas...

[Fark user image 850x392]

/don't be pointing fingers, yo


Religious zealots are a danger all over the world.
 
2021-04-19 11:27:25 AM  
I feel that around 20 years ago we should have cut Pakistan loose in terms of foreign policy and pivoted to becoming India's best friend in the whole wide world. It would not only have farked over Pakistan, but a stronger India would counter China's growing power.
 
2021-04-19 11:27:26 AM  
What a shiatty god. Supreme being, creator of the universe, all-knowing, all-seeing, omnipotent deity has his fee-fees hurt. What a pussy.

Fark you and your imaginary friend.
 
2021-04-19 11:27:45 AM  
I dunno.  Is this owning the cons, or owning the libs?
 
2021-04-19 11:28:35 AM  
PM Khan peaked with "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss."
 
2021-04-19 11:28:45 AM  

gopher321: Meanwhile in Texas...

[Fark user image image 850x392]

/don't be pointing fingers, yo


Slight difference between trying to institute stupid laws for one's own people and trying to institute stupid laws for other countries.
 
2021-04-19 11:29:05 AM  
Yeah I'm sorry Mr. PM, but when your lot stops criticizing the other religions, then we can talk.
 
2021-04-19 11:29:45 AM  
Pakistan PM calls for West to criminalise blasphemy against Islam
PM Imran Khan calls on Western governments to treat insult against Islam's prophet as it does the Holocaust.


Uhhh...we don't criminalize Holocaust denial either.
 
2021-04-19 11:29:50 AM  
FTFA: Khan likened the issue to that of the Holocaust, saying the Western nations had understood that questioning the Holocaust hurt the sentiments of the Jewish community, and that it needed to treat the issue of insulting Islam's Prophet Muhammad in a similar manner.

Uh, given that a substantial minority in the US and Europe consider the Holocaust "a good idea, not implemented efficiently enough", I'm not sure he's really considered what he's asking for.
 
2021-04-19 11:29:57 AM  
Cavemen.
 
2021-04-19 11:30:11 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Islam Religion sucks.

If this offends you, you suck too.

The world will be a better place after we all give up ridiculous fairy tales.


If you still believe in God/gods in 2021 you are part of the problem.
 
2021-04-19 11:30:26 AM  

kbronsito: Their religion denies Jesus is the son of god. They need to stop being blasphemous against Christianity!


Indeed.

Mohammed retcons without reading the source material.
 
2021-04-19 11:30:58 AM  

Rwa2play: Yeah I'm sorry Mr. PM, but when your lot stops criticizing the other religions, then we can talk.


And even then the answer is "Hahahaha fark you, no."

Civilized societies don't have blasphemy laws.
 
2021-04-19 11:31:34 AM  
As a American Muslim, I hope Imran Khan gets a cricket bat shoved up his ass!

/Yes, profile looker, Goth Muslim
//Converted in 2003 at a NYC Masjid wearing black velvet pants and a black velvet frocked poet shirt and black socks (I struggled finding a spot for my 20 eyelet steel toed Dr. Martens on top of the shoe rack)
///Religion and politics should never mix, and the government should have no say in the personal lives of people, let the Sheikh/Imam complain about the treatment of Islam in the media during his Friday Jummah Khutbahs and not have him make the laws outlawing freedom of speech/expression/religion the same as any priest/rabbi/monk/etc shouldn't have legal standing over us
 
2021-04-19 11:33:47 AM  

NuclearPenguins: Fark_Guy_Rob: Islam Religion sucks.

If this offends you, you suck too.

The world will be a better place after we all give up ridiculous fairy tales.

If you still believe in God/gods in 2021 you are part of the problem.



I'm saying a prayer for the both of you.
 
2021-04-19 11:34:03 AM  

Mad_Radhu: I feel that around 20 years ago we should have cut Pakistan loose in terms of foreign policy and pivoted to becoming India's best friend in the whole wide world. It would not only have farked over Pakistan, but a stronger India would counter China's growing power.


The US should have invaded Pakistan at the same time as Afghanistan for harboring and assisting in 9/11 and got things sorted out then.
 
2021-04-19 11:34:21 AM  

kpaxoid: I dunno.  Is this owning the cons, or owning the libs?


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2021-04-19 11:35:05 AM  
Can his god not take care of this?

Is his god so delicate that it needs to be protected from bad words and errant thoughts?

Why does god need the likes of you to protect it?
 
2021-04-19 11:36:10 AM  

eurotrader: Mad_Radhu: I feel that around 20 years ago we should have cut Pakistan loose in terms of foreign policy and pivoted to becoming India's best friend in the whole wide world. It would not only have farked over Pakistan, but a stronger India would counter China's growing power.

The US should have invaded Pakistan at the same time as Afghanistan for harboring and assisting in 9/11 and got things sorted out then.


Invading Afghanistan makes no sense if you don't look at it as establishing a forward operating base to extract a high profile target from Pakistan.

Staying in Afghanistan afterward makes no sense.  The Taliban are already taking back over the economy.  The only way the people are better off now than they were then is that some girls learned to read and now it's legal to play cricket.
 
2021-04-19 11:36:17 AM  
No
 
2021-04-19 11:36:18 AM  
Islam just another one on the pile of BS

you pray what 5x a day and how has that worked out for y'all ? I mean you have essentially been dominated by western devils for several hundred years now.

At what point do you start to question your gods effectiveness.
 
2021-04-19 11:37:30 AM  

tyyreaunn: Uh, given that a substantial minority in the US and Europe consider the Holocaust "a good idea, not implemented efficiently enough", I'm not sure he's really considered what he's asking for.


A few people may think like that, but most of the loonies seem to think that (a) it didn't happen but (b) it should have.
 
2021-04-19 11:37:30 AM  
We should exile him to Ceti Alpha V.
 
2021-04-19 11:37:57 AM  

guestguy: Pakistan PM calls for West to criminalise blasphemy against Islam
PM Imran Khan calls on Western governments to treat insult against Islam's prophet as it does the Holocaust.

Uhhh...we don't criminalize Holocaust denial either.


France does, who he was specifically talking about.
 
2021-04-19 11:38:03 AM  

NuclearPenguins: Fark_Guy_Rob: Islam Religion sucks.

If this offends you, you suck too.

The world will be a better place after we all give up ridiculous fairy tales.

If you still believe in God/gods in 2021 you are part of the problem.


If you don't believe in God/gods but still think religion is the problem, you don't understand the problem.

People invented religion. Take religion away and they just shift to something else they've invented, like patriotism or nationalism or any of a thousand other different -isms. The problem is people. It's always been people.
 
2021-04-19 11:38:49 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: gopher321: Meanwhile in Texas...

[Fark user image image 850x392]

/don't be pointing fingers, yo

Slight difference between trying to institute stupid laws for one's own people and trying to institute stupid laws for other countries.


Yeah - it's far more likely to succeed, and far more of a threat.
 
2021-04-19 11:39:08 AM  

Geotpf: guestguy: Pakistan PM calls for West to criminalise blasphemy against Islam
PM Imran Khan calls on Western governments to treat insult against Islam's prophet as it does the Holocaust.

Uhhh...we don't criminalize Holocaust denial either.

France does, who he was specifically talking about.


Ah, gotcha.
 
2021-04-19 11:39:47 AM  

EdgeRunner: NuclearPenguins: Fark_Guy_Rob: Islam Religion sucks.

If this offends you, you suck too.

The world will be a better place after we all give up ridiculous fairy tales.

If you still believe in God/gods in 2021 you are part of the problem.

If you don't believe in God/gods but still think religion is the problem, you don't understand the problem.

People invented religion. Take religion away and they just shift to something else they've invented, like patriotism or nationalism or any of a thousand other different -isms. The problem is people. It's always been people.


People invented gods as well. The problem is people. People are just the worst.
 
2021-04-19 11:40:25 AM  

Lifeless: eurotrader: Mad_Radhu: I feel that around 20 years ago we should have cut Pakistan loose in terms of foreign policy and pivoted to becoming India's best friend in the whole wide world. It would not only have farked over Pakistan, but a stronger India would counter China's growing power.

The US should have invaded Pakistan at the same time as Afghanistan for harboring and assisting in 9/11 and got things sorted out then.

Invading Afghanistan makes no sense if you don't look at it as establishing a forward operating base to extract a high profile target from Pakistan.

Staying in Afghanistan afterward makes no sense.  The Taliban are already taking back over the economy.  The only way the people are better off now than they were then is that some girls learned to read and now it's legal to play cricket.


Putting a bullet in another Khan in Pakistan and taking all the nuclear material there would have been an an enormous good for the world if done at the same time.
 
2021-04-19 11:41:48 AM  

NuclearPenguins: People invented gods as well. The problem is people. People are just the worst.


We are apes, and demand an ape-shaped universe, owned and run by an alpha ape, like a proper ape-pack.
We call that alpha ape "God".
 
2021-04-19 11:42:54 AM  

NuclearPenguins: EdgeRunner: NuclearPenguins: Fark_Guy_Rob: Islam Religion sucks.

If this offends you, you suck too.

The world will be a better place after we all give up ridiculous fairy tales.

If you still believe in God/gods in 2021 you are part of the problem.

If you don't believe in God/gods but still think religion is the problem, you don't understand the problem.

People invented religion. Take religion away and they just shift to something else they've invented, like patriotism or nationalism or any of a thousand other different -isms. The problem is people. It's always been people.

People invented gods as well. The problem is people. People are just the worst.


Well, let's get rid of them.

/ultron
 
2021-04-19 11:43:36 AM  
your sky wizard is fake
 
2021-04-19 11:43:48 AM  

SecondaryControl: Can his god not take care of this?

Is his god so delicate that it needs to be protected from bad words and errant thoughts?

Why does god need the likes of you to protect it?


He is their prophet not their god. Blasphemy laws are still stupid.
 
2021-04-19 11:44:04 AM  
"Religion has caused more harm than any other idea since the beginning of time. There's nothing good I can say about it. People use it as a crutch."-Larry Flynt
 
2021-04-19 11:44:55 AM  
During my Bollywood phase, I'd read the very long statement which replaced the short "We didn't hurt any animals" in American films.  The statement in part oncerned  to not make fun of or criticize any religion, even in religious films.  I guess that could earn the film a Banned Rating if they did and criminal liability.

The Bollywood 30 episode story of Buddha made it thorough all the episodes without transgressing.   Bollywood Krisna movies are great too.

That's maybe the context.   Not sure that Pakistani movies have that strict a code, but certainly the Indian movies they watch do.  It's possible that it's an "other people are supposed to behave that way, but not us" kind of rule.
 
2021-04-19 11:45:01 AM  

NoGods: NuclearPenguins: EdgeRunner: NuclearPenguins: Fark_Guy_Rob: Islam Religion sucks.

If this offends you, you suck too.

The world will be a better place after we all give up ridiculous fairy tales.

If you still believe in God/gods in 2021 you are part of the problem.

If you don't believe in God/gods but still think religion is the problem, you don't understand the problem.

People invented religion. Take religion away and they just shift to something else they've invented, like patriotism or nationalism or any of a thousand other different -isms. The problem is people. It's always been people.

People invented gods as well. The problem is people. People are just the worst.

Well, let's get rid of them.

/ultron


Username checks out.
 
2021-04-19 11:45:16 AM  
The game (cricket) itself does not include any prohibitions in the Sharee'ah. Therefore, participating in it is permitted as long as it does not involve any forbidden matter.

On the other hand, it becomes forbidden if it includes any prohibition in the Sharee'ah such as gambling, mixing with opposite sex, using intoxicants, wasting time, neglecting prayers or other obligations, etc.

Allah knows best.


Oh Immy, I'm sure you never missed a single prayer in all those years playing test matches seventeen time zones away from Mecca.

I'm also pretty sure massacring Bangladeshi Muslims is haram though. Maybe we could get one of those apologies on behalf of the state of Pakistan? You know, like when Bill Clinton apologized for annexing Hawaii?

Go ahead, see how far into the speech you can get before the army blows your ass away.

They've got your World Cup on video, they don't need you.
 
2021-04-19 11:46:35 AM  
Khan likened the issue to that of the Holocaust, saying the Western nations had understood that questioning the Holocaust hurt the sentiments of the Jewish community, and that it needed to treat the issue of insulting Islam's Prophet Muhammad in a similar manner.

Homeboy is taking some advanced trolling courses at The Learning Annex.
 
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