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(The Conversation)   Can bad weather really reduce your chances for sexy time?   ( divider line
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278 clicks; posted to STEM » on 19 Apr 2021 at 12:35 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-04-19 11:08:59 AM  
Rainy days were always prime times for getting groovy. Then I got married. Rain has nothing to do with this drought.
2021-04-19 11:42:23 AM  

When I was stationed in Albuquerque in the 70s, there was this foxy lady who I suspected was CIA.
But she was living in a female barracks.
Away, I used to ask here when we were getting together, every time she walked past.
And she would smile, and say, "Airman Vudu, as soon as it rains. I just love it when it rains"

And for months. like 6 months, other guys would heckle me when she walked past. "Nice, day, ain't it?"
"not a cloud in the sky"

Because it's in the desert, get it?

Finally, it rains. I pass a guy in the hall way and he's like "it's raining"
Yeah, so?
"Why are you here?"

Never ran so fast in my life.

It rained for three days.

three. days.

Drought was over.

2021-04-19 1:00:47 PM  
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2021-04-19 1:52:27 PM  
Difficult to keep connected during a tornado.
2021-04-19 2:40:19 PM  
Please my wife has loads of other excuses.
2021-04-19 2:56:44 PM  
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