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(Al Jazeera)   Half of American adults are now officially not morans   (aljazeera.com) divider line
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2021-04-19 10:56:54 AM  
Hey, almost half are above average...
 
2021-04-19 12:06:37 PM  
Got Pfizer shot 2 yesterday.  Woo hoo!
 
2021-04-19 12:07:16 PM  
Well done, USA, there's hop for you yet
 
2021-04-19 12:07:36 PM  
*e
 
2021-04-19 12:07:38 PM  
And to think that in a lot of places, not everyone is even allowed to get the vaccine yet.  I think we're doing pretty good.
 
2021-04-19 12:08:36 PM  
Who's got two thumbs and both doses?

This guy.

OW. My arm.
 
2021-04-19 12:09:28 PM  
Just got my first Pfizer shot and sitting around so they make sure I don't have a bad reaction. Long line of people at the pharmacy for there's. Glad I live in a sanish part of the nation.
 
2021-04-19 12:09:28 PM  
About 10 days away from my second vaccine.
Guessing there is going to be a third one in a few months.

Whatever it takes.
 
2021-04-19 12:09:42 PM  
Get my first in two days. Oregon just opened eligibility to everyone.
 
2021-04-19 12:10:07 PM  

Quadlok: Just got my first Pfizer shot and sitting around so they make sure I don't have a bad reaction. Long line of people at the pharmacy for there's. Glad I live in a sanish part of the nation.


Apparently bad spelling is a side effect. Yeesh.
 
2021-04-19 12:10:18 PM  
Oh yeah? I got both doses over a month ago, BEFORE it was cool!
 
2021-04-19 12:11:01 PM  
Got 2nd moderna on Friday.  Stayed in bed almost all of Saturday.  Not sick, just a weird fatigue that made the bed a happy furnace place.
 
2021-04-19 12:11:21 PM  

Cormee: Well done, USA, there's hop for you yet


Ah, a Seventh-Day Advent Hoppist.

'Faith, Hop, and Charity. But the greatest of these is Hop.'
 
2021-04-19 12:11:36 PM  
Second jab on Friday - we'll call a day late birfday present.
 
2021-04-19 12:11:53 PM  

Quadlok: Just got my first Pfizer shot and sitting around so they make sure I don't have a bad reaction. Long line of people at the pharmacy for there's. Glad I live in a sanish part of the nation.


I had mine on Thursday at the basketball arena for one of the local universities.  Place was set up like a factory, doing about 100 people an hour.  They had the entire entrance/ticketing lobby set up as the recovery room.
 
2021-04-19 12:12:21 PM  
Got both of mine and I act like it.
 
2021-04-19 12:12:43 PM  
Today 💉👍
 
2021-04-19 12:12:53 PM  
I have been drawing a lot more though. It's a downside because I suck at it.
 
2021-04-19 12:12:54 PM  
Pfizer crew represent!
 
2021-04-19 12:14:48 PM  

Cormee: Well done, USA, there's hop for you yet


Found the Easter Bunny's Fark handle.
 
2021-04-19 12:15:21 PM  
I received my first Moderna shot two days ago. No side effects for me.
 
2021-04-19 12:15:31 PM  
Got my 2nd dose scheduled for Wednesday.

/already bought my tequila for Cinco de mayo.
 
2021-04-19 12:15:52 PM  
You're telling me there are no morans amongst 130.000,000 people? What about the Mango Mussolini?
 
2021-04-19 12:15:57 PM  

Myk-House of El: Got Pfizer shot 2 yesterday.  Woo hoo!


Getting my first jab tomorrow!
 
2021-04-19 12:16:40 PM  

Jeebus Saves: And to think that in a lot of places, not everyone is even allowed to get the vaccine yet.  I think we're doing pretty good.


Not as of today. Everyone over 16 is now eligible.
 
2021-04-19 12:16:59 PM  
When allowed to, American mobilizes very quickly in the face of a threat.  It wasn't allowed to for quite awhile, but when the shackles were removed, and the mechanisms activated, things started getting done.

/fully vaccinated
 
2021-04-19 12:17:43 PM  
I just my second dose of Pfizer this morning.  When do the superpowers start?  Will it upgrade my phone to 5G?  Will the tracking chips spread around and help me find my keys?
 
2021-04-19 12:18:20 PM  
Nice try stubby.

You can't vaccinate against stupid.
 
2021-04-19 12:18:25 PM  

Myk-House of El: Got Pfizer shot 2 yesterday.  Woo hoo!


Got Pfizer 2 Saturday and it kicked my ass.  Rather, my immune system kicked my ass.  Fever, aches, nausea at times.

No regerts.
 
2021-04-19 12:18:29 PM  
From what I've been reading about things, only the Democrat half.
 
2021-04-19 12:19:19 PM  

BobCumbers: Got both of mine and I act like it.


Is that code for walking around without a mask?
 
2021-04-19 12:20:26 PM  
Got first one today. Yay, science.
 
2021-04-19 12:20:31 PM  

Oysterman: Got 2nd moderna on Friday.  Stayed in bed almost all of Saturday.  Not sick, just a weird fatigue that made the bed a happy furnace place.


I'm taking a sick day for the same reason - dose 1 yesterday and thankfully I have some PTO. Fatigued and slow of brain, compared to normal.
 
2021-04-19 12:21:01 PM  
How else we gonna get 5G nationwide

Team Pfizer here big fan of their products, well a product
 
2021-04-19 12:23:32 PM  
Second Moderna shot last week. Spent the weekend kinda worn out and sleepy and now pretty much back up to speed.
 
2021-04-19 12:24:11 PM  
2nd Pfizer on Thursday here.....also had it last year. Do not recommend.
 
2021-04-19 12:24:14 PM  

PirateKing: Cormee: Well done, USA, there's hop for you yet

Ah, a Seventh-Day Advent Hoppist.

'Faith, Hop, and Charity. But the greatest of these is Hop.'


Infidel!  Malt is clearly greater.
 
2021-04-19 12:26:38 PM  
I have to say that being almost 4 weeks post 2nd Pfizer shot that the 5G chip Bill Gates planted in me doesn't even hurt anymore.
 
2021-04-19 12:27:27 PM  
Getting stabbed in the arm friday
 
2021-04-19 12:28:30 PM  

eagles95: I have to say that being almost 4 weeks post 2nd Pfizer shot that the 5G chip Bill Gates planted in me doesn't even hurt anymore.


How is the signal strength?
 
2021-04-19 12:28:42 PM  
My 2nd Pfizer scheduled May 1st - so I can celebrate like a real commie! Woot!
 
2021-04-19 12:28:47 PM  
May fourth is my date for Pfizer #2. So happy.
 
2021-04-19 12:29:09 PM  

eagles95: I have to say that being almost 4 weeks post 2nd Pfizer shot that the 5G chip Bill Gates planted in me doesn't even hurt anymore.


I got my first in the right arm, second jab was in the left. I'm told I get better coverage and less blind spots that way.
 
2021-04-19 12:29:35 PM  

Marcos P: Pfizer crew represent!


Moderna son, what?
 
2021-04-19 12:29:36 PM  

Gin Buddy: eagles95: I have to say that being almost 4 weeks post 2nd Pfizer shot that the 5G chip Bill Gates planted in me doesn't even hurt anymore.

How is the signal strength?


I've told some people I'm vaccinated.  So far the reception has been great!
 
2021-04-19 12:30:44 PM  

Marcos P: Pfizer crew represent!


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2021-04-19 12:31:07 PM  
Second Pfizer three weeks ago. The Assimilation was mostly painless.
 
2021-04-19 12:31:10 PM  
I got wrecked by Moderna 2nd dose. 48 hours of feeling like the Flu then poof - all better. I would happily do it again if it might protecting myself and others from the horror of the actual virus.
 
2021-04-19 12:31:31 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Myk-House of El: Got Pfizer shot 2 yesterday.  Woo hoo!

Got Pfizer 2 Saturday and it kicked my ass.  Rather, my immune system kicked my ass.  Fever, aches, nausea at times.

No regerts.


Injection site discomfort and some trouble with being either too hot or too cold and never just right.  Both last night and after shot one, though, I had issues sleeping.  Waking up every 2-3 hours like from a nightmare.  Fever dreams if you will.  So I'm dragging a bit today.
 
2021-04-19 12:32:32 PM  
Wife & I got our 2nd Moderna April 1. She had mild reactions to that dose (sore arm). I had mild fever and chills a couple nights. Up to full vax power now, and fantastic cell bandwidth with 5G!
 
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