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1189 clicks; posted to STEM » on 19 Apr 2021 at 10:50 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-19 9:55:17 AM  
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2021-04-19 9:57:52 AM  
Probably getting ready to leave Earth before the Vogons arrive.
 
2021-04-19 9:59:26 AM  
Goodbye, and you're welcome for all the fish.
 
2021-04-19 10:00:27 AM  
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2021-04-19 10:00:50 AM  
*frantically twiddles knobs and punches buttons on Electronic Thumb*
 
2021-04-19 10:03:05 AM  
It's funny because if you read the comments on Twitter you find "Orgy" being the prime candidate for the reason, then you come to Fark and get a different perspective. Nerds!
 
2021-04-19 10:05:56 AM  
Svalbard?

That is WAY THE HELL north.

I thought dolphins lived in warmer water.
 
2021-04-19 10:09:58 AM  

TwoHead: It's funny because if you read the comments on Twitter you find "Orgy" being the prime candidate for the reason, then you come to Fark and get a different perspective.


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2021-04-19 10:13:14 AM  

Rev.K: Svalbard?

That is WAY THE HELL north.

I thought dolphins lived in warmer water.


There's a lot of different kinds of dolphins. Odds are they went north for the herring and other baitfish that head that way for spawning this time of year when the plankton blooms.
 
2021-04-19 10:25:27 AM  
Whatever the reason, it's probably not "to win a Superbowl".
 
2021-04-19 10:26:41 AM  

I Ate Shergar: Probably getting ready to leave Earth before the Vogons arrive.


I've got my Babelfish in my ear... bring it on!
 
2021-04-19 10:32:46 AM  
There was probably a concert.
 
2021-04-19 10:42:43 AM  

Rev.K: Svalbard?

That is WAY THE HELL north.

I thought dolphins lived in warmer water.


Think about it.
 
2021-04-19 10:54:19 AM  

SpectroBoy: TwoHead: It's funny because if you read the comments on Twitter you find "Orgy" being the prime candidate for the reason, then you come to Fark and get a different perspective.

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2021-04-19 10:55:27 AM  

OldRod: I Ate Shergar: Probably getting ready to leave Earth before the Vogons arrive.

I've got my Babelfish in my ear... bring it on!


So you found a use for the junk mail after all, then?

/not obscure
 
2021-04-19 10:59:54 AM  
They are planning the liberation of their cousins from Russian slavery.
 
2021-04-19 11:04:31 AM  
Has anyone consulted Wanko the Sane?
 
2021-04-19 11:09:37 AM  

I Ate Shergar: SpectroBoy: TwoHead: It's funny because if you read the comments on Twitter you find "Orgy" being the prime candidate for the reason, then you come to Fark and get a different perspective.

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2021-04-19 11:10:49 AM  
They're fleeing something
 
2021-04-19 11:11:05 AM  

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A Perfect Circle - So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (Official Video)
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2021-04-19 11:11:14 AM  
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2021-04-19 11:13:07 AM  

Rev.K: Svalbard?

That is WAY THE HELL north.

I thought dolphins lived in warmer water.


Thanks to climate change, that IS warmer water
 
2021-04-19 11:15:53 AM  
Summer of 2021, the Dolphin United Front made landfall near the Fukishima reactor.  Local residents were not prepared and were quickly overrun.  The initial surge was stalled hours later, but 400km/sq had already been secured by the threat, with more reinforcements steadily rising from the depths with each wave.
 
2021-04-19 11:22:24 AM  
Tourist: Wow, look at all of those majestic group of dolphins. Isn't it beautiful? They are so graceful.

Marine Biologist:  It's an orgy. Did you know dolphins commit gang rape? They have a penis that moves like a finger and they swim up beside ...

Tourist: [louder] WOW SO BEAUTIFUL
 
2021-04-19 11:31:03 AM  

Thosw: OldRod: I Ate Shergar: Probably getting ready to leave Earth before the Vogons arrive.

I've got my Babelfish in my ear... bring it on!

So you found a use for the junk mail after all, then?

/not obscure


That game drove me absolutely bonkers... especially the babelfish portion.
 
2021-04-19 11:35:41 AM  

GardenWeasel: Think about it.


I mean, yeah, are ocean temperatures changing, sure?

But THAT far north?

OH. MY. GOD.


That doesn't sound good.
 
2021-04-19 11:35:41 AM  

TwoHead: It's funny because if you read the comments on Twitter you find "Orgy" being the prime candidate for the reason, then you come to Fark and get a different perspective. Nerds!


Personally I think they just want to ride the bow wave.
 
2021-04-19 11:37:14 AM  

OldRod: I Ate Shergar: Probably getting ready to leave Earth before the Vogons arrive.

I've got my Babelfish in my ear... bring it on!


Vogon Poetry
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2021-04-19 11:39:40 AM  
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2021-04-19 11:43:17 AM  
I thought this had to do with the Miami football team's accumulation of first round draft picks.
 
2021-04-19 12:03:22 PM  
Uh oh
 
2021-04-19 12:09:36 PM  
It is a good thing that I keep a towel with me at all times.
 
2021-04-19 12:34:38 PM  
I hope they kill a bunch of people at those "swim with the dolphins" places.
 
2021-04-19 1:19:46 PM  

Dodo David: It is a good thing that I keep a towel with me at all times.


of all the days to forget mine at home. dammit.
 
2021-04-19 1:28:06 PM  
Those narwhals will never know what hit them.
 
2021-04-19 1:38:08 PM  
Aquaman is planning some shiat.

As long as he brings Amber Heard, I'm down for it tho.
 
2021-04-19 1:39:32 PM  

Dodo David: It is a good thing that I keep a towel with me at all times.


I think curtains would be more applicable here
 
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2021-04-19 1:55:54 PM  
Knowing dolphins, they're probably out for a gang bang.
 
2021-04-19 2:13:42 PM  
SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOO
 
2021-04-19 5:30:27 PM  
I have my towel, I am ready.
 
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