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(Newsweek)   Maskless woman refuses to leave Nordstrom Rack when asked. When cops arrive, she refuses to identify herself telling the cops, "I am a woman of God." Cops take her to jail, which she should enjoy because people are always finding Jesus there   (newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Austin, Texas, Travis County, Texas, Kara Bell, Police body camera footage, Texas, police report, Travis County school board candidate, Nordstrom Rack store  
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2021-04-19 10:01:35 AM  
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They miss-spelled Karen
 
2021-04-19 10:11:14 AM  
Why are all self-professed "children of God" complete, unrepentant assholes?
 
2021-04-19 10:13:27 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Why are all self-professed "children of God" complete, unrepentant assholes?


Parental resemblance.
 
2021-04-19 10:18:41 AM  
Clarabelle?

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//whose dad was tigger's voice in the old cartoons
///she also founded the Regretsy website (RIP)
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2021-04-19 10:19:13 AM  
In the video, Bell said: "Actually, I don't [need to identify myself]. It's called common law. You should read up on it, I do not...so we both know that I don't."

Yeah, that's not how that works. See Hibel from the 2003-2004 SCOTUS term.
 
2021-04-19 10:21:17 AM  
Today, on a very special Chose Your Battles...
 
2021-04-19 10:22:21 AM  
What did Jesus do to end up in jail?
 
2021-04-19 10:23:35 AM  
When Fox viewers meet reality, they lose.
 
2021-04-19 10:23:45 AM  

Unobtanium: In the video, Bell said: "Actually, I don't [need to identify myself]. It's called common law. You should read up on it, I do not...so we both know that I don't."

Yeah, that's not how that works. See Hibel from the 2003-2004 SCOTUS term.



Hey, you got your sovereign citizen in my Covid denial!

No, you got your Covid denial in my sovereign citizen!

/two great conspiracies that go great together.
 
2021-04-19 10:24:04 AM  
It's just not fair.  This poor woman of God is sent to jail, and yet Subby goes unpunished for his crimes against punctuation.
 
2021-04-19 10:24:04 AM  
I miss shopping at Nordstrom. =(
 
2021-04-19 10:25:25 AM  
It'd be nice if that happened more often. This weekend was particularly bad at the grocery store.
 
2021-04-19 10:25:29 AM  
"In the video, Bell said: "Actually, I don't [need to identify myself]. It's called common law white privilege. You should read up on it, I do not...so we both know that I don't."
 
2021-04-19 10:26:24 AM  
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2021-04-19 10:27:30 AM  
Remember when they were boycotting Nordstrom's?

LOL

These clowns can't even knock down an overpriced brick and mortar retailer.

The Coca-Cola boycott is going great as well.
 
2021-04-19 10:27:34 AM  
Washing your peers' feet was the 1st Century equivalent of mask wearing.  Either that or Jesus was a foot perve.  Take your pick.
 
2021-04-19 10:27:34 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: What did Jesus do to end up in jail?


Well, not to be pedantic, he didn't go to jail he was just nailed.
 
2021-04-19 10:28:42 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: What did Jesus do to end up in jail?


Be King of the Jews.
 
2021-04-19 10:29:29 AM  

Unobtanium: In the video, Bell said: "Actually, I don't [need to identify myself]. It's called common law. You should read up on it, I do not...so we both know that I don't."

Yeah, that's not how that works. See Hibel from the 2003-2004 SCOTUS term.


Sovereign Citizen scripture overrules your mere corporate law.

/why can't cops shoot morons like this lady with a "taser"
//I'm half-joking
 
2021-04-19 10:29:57 AM  
That video cut off way too short

I wanted to see more of the Christian Karen's ravings while being led away
 
2021-04-19 10:30:50 AM  

Rwa2play: I May Be Crazy But...: What did Jesus do to end up in jail?

Well, not to be pedantic, he didn't go to jail he was just nailed.


With so many people finding him in jail, he's there a lot.  You'd have thought crucifixion would cut down on repeat offenses.
 
2021-04-19 10:31:22 AM  
Every day. Every state. Some Karen or Darin is doing this. It's endless.
The depth of their pig ignorance astounds me.
(Orson Welles used the phrase "pig ignorance", always liked it)
 
2021-04-19 10:33:05 AM  
Video in the article is hilariously appropriate, but completely unrelated to TFA.

"You've been psy-oped!"
 
2021-04-19 10:33:46 AM  
Religious fanatics.

Worldwide disease.

I feel like we're living in "12 Monkeys".
 
2021-04-19 10:34:52 AM  
Seen the video on Youtube yesterday.
 
2021-04-19 10:35:45 AM  
Bell allegedly told the store that she had a health exemption and did not need to wear her mask.

Well, everyone knows that viruses will always honor whatever medical exemptions you have. They won't infect anyone else as long as you have a card that tells everyone you're an asshole.
 
2021-04-19 10:35:53 AM  
Why didn't she just Stand Her Ground? Of all the states I assumed it was legal in TX.
 
2021-04-19 10:36:11 AM  

Flowery Twats: Video in the article is hilariously appropriate, but completely unrelated to TFA.

"You've been psy-oped!"


That's the Canadian a-hat that was crying at a music shop
 
2021-04-19 10:38:05 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Why are all self-professed "children of God" complete, unrepentant assholes?


Because they understand Christianity exactly as well as they understand history, evolution, the legal system, and the germ theory of disease.
 
2021-04-19 10:38:53 AM  

palelizard: It'd be nice if that happened more often. This weekend was particularly bad at the grocery store.


We need to stop coddling these morons at all, especially if they get physical.

This can be ended very simply: Jacobson v. Massachusetts. Line these plague rats up and stick them with the vaccine, preferably a single dose version, but right now it'll have to be a two dose version. They can scream about "MAH RIGHTS!" afterward as the government cites the law even Texass used last year, and they can lose because even a conservative court knows better than to cut off a conservative state governments at the knees.
 
2021-04-19 10:39:14 AM  

Unobtanium: In the video, Bell said: "Actually, I don't [need to identify myself]. It's called common law. You should read up on it, I do not...so we both know that I don't."

Yeah, that's not how that works. See Hibel from the 2003-2004 SCOTUS term.


Hate to be the "ackshually" person but someone on Twitter responded to this that in TX you only have to identify yourself if you are under arrest, not merely detained. That's surprising. I looked it up and this is correct. If you want to read the statute, turn to Penal Code 38.02.

More here. https://versustexas.com/fort-wo​rth-mis​demeanor-defense-lawyer/failure-to-ide​ntify/
 
2021-04-19 10:44:52 AM  

dodecahedron: Unobtanium: In the video, Bell said: "Actually, I don't [need to identify myself]. It's called common law. You should read up on it, I do not...so we both know that I don't."

Yeah, that's not how that works. See Hibel from the 2003-2004 SCOTUS term.

Hate to be the "ackshually" person but someone on Twitter responded to this that in TX you only have to identify yourself if you are under arrest, not merely detained. That's surprising. I looked it up and this is correct. If you want to read the statute, turn to Penal Code 38.02.

More here. https://versustexas.com/fort-wor​th-misdemeanor-defense-lawyer/failure-​to-identify/


"No, YOU'RE under arrest!"
 
2021-04-19 10:47:14 AM  
If Jesus was the wonderful person they claim he was, he wouldn't want you needlessly putting lives at risk. Kinda goes against his whole vibe.
 
2021-04-19 10:47:45 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Rwa2play: I May Be Crazy But...: What did Jesus do to end up in jail?

Well, not to be pedantic, he didn't go to jail he was just nailed.

With so many people finding him in jail, he's there a lot.  You'd have thought crucifixion would cut down on repeat offenses.


In fairness, it worked on everyone else.
 
2021-04-19 10:48:48 AM  

LL316: If Jesus was the wonderful person they claim he was, he wouldn't want you needlessly putting lives at risk. Kinda goes against his whole vibe.


Jesus is whomever they want it to be, regardless of who Jesus actually was.
 
2021-04-19 10:49:25 AM  
Key fact left out of the Article - she's a candidate for the School Board.

Yes, these people are crazy, and if you don't pay attention to local elections, they will be in charge of what your kids are taught in school... Or aren't taught.
 
2021-04-19 10:51:53 AM  
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2021-04-19 10:52:43 AM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Clarabelle?

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///she also founded the Regretsy website (RIP)
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April was *on here* years ago as a notable friend of the site, much like Wil and Adam Savage were.
 
2021-04-19 10:53:50 AM  

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2021-04-19 10:55:12 AM  

Private_Citizen: Key fact left out of the Article - she's a candidate for the School Board.


While I do agree that context is important, it's mentioned in the first sentence of TFA.
 
2021-04-19 10:55:43 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Why are all self-professed "children of God" complete, unrepentant assholes?


God was a kinda dick you know, statues of salt, having his own son die on the cross etc.

Jesus gets it, he was also biatching about God.
 
2021-04-19 10:57:08 AM  

Private_Citizen: Key fact left out of the Article - she's a candidate for the School Board.

Yes, these people are crazy, and if you don't pay attention to local elections, they will be in charge of what your kids are taught in school... Or aren't taught.


This is the entry level for Republican county and then state politics domination. I wouldn't be surprised if ALEC had a handbook on this.
 
2021-04-19 10:57:36 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: What did Jesus do to end up in jail?


He burned in a massive fire in Waco a long time ago!
He poked the bear, Janet Reno, and felt the burn.

Wrong Jesus???
 
2021-04-19 10:57:49 AM  

Spazticus: Private_Citizen: Key fact left out of the Article - she's a candidate for the School Board.

While I do agree that context is important, it's mentioned in the first sentence of TFA.


My bad, skimmed it.

Still, that ignorant gibbon has a real shot of being on the school board simply because she's (R)ight wing and way to many voters aim for maximum 'stignit'.
 
2021-04-19 10:58:38 AM  

brap: Today, on a very special Chose Your Battles...


Seriously.

If you are vaccinated in an area that's not a Covid strain variant laden area, wearing a mask is probably not particularly needed in most cases.  But if they ask, meh, go wear one.
 
2021-04-19 10:59:42 AM  
Do you want some Austin Nordies mask religion or do you want the real thing from Chicago?

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2021-04-19 11:04:03 AM  
Entitled Karen Gets Arrested At Nordstrom Rack + Bonus
Youtube iDxwcUR-VFg
 
2021-04-19 11:08:25 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [YouTube video: Entitled Karen Gets Arrested At Nordstrom Rack + Bonus]


Karen's in the wild! Great channel. You gotta watch out though, if you have 3 Karen's in the same area, it becomes a Klan.
 
2021-04-19 11:08:30 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Why are all self-professed "children of God" complete, unrepentant assholes?


Once you're confident that you're saved and getting into heaven, what have you got to lose?

I'm pretty sure that earning a license-to-be-an-asshole is the primary draw of religion for a lot of people.
 
2021-04-19 11:09:24 AM  

Private_Citizen: Spazticus: Private_Citizen: Key fact left out of the Article - she's a candidate for the School Board.

While I do agree that context is important, it's mentioned in the first sentence of TFA.

My bad, skimmed it.

Still, that ignorant gibbon has a real shot of being on the school board simply because she's (R)ight wing and way to many voters aim for maximum 'stignit'.


She's the kind of person who would insist that the schools have to open up RIGHT NOW with no restrictions or protections of any kind. It's performative pro-life virtue signalling. As in, they claim to have virtues in the first place, and every measure they propose only causes suffering or worse for those who must abide by said proposals.
 
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