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(Daily Star)   Someone finally makes something that goes well with my necropants (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2021-04-19 10:01:12 AM  
I'd be willing to bet that a female version would sell better than the male version.
 
2021-04-19 10:21:29 AM  
What's that smell?
 
2021-04-19 10:53:44 AM  
Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle.....
 
2021-04-19 10:53:56 AM  
Just don't swim in them...

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2021-04-19 10:54:17 AM  

beezeltown: I'd be willing to bet that a female version would sell better than the male version.


http://www.boobsforqueens.com/
 
2021-04-19 10:56:19 AM  
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2021-04-19 10:58:42 AM  
What the hell are necropants?
 
2021-04-19 11:00:09 AM  
I guess it only makes sense.  Women have spanx, guys can have rubber body suits to look like they take some steroids and lift weights a couple hours a day.

What i'm wondering about these things, is how freaking grody the inside would be after wearing it? you'd basically be cooking in your own sweat, stinky and gross.

I'm sure stuff like this will be a boon for some fake fitness instagrammers & youtubers.
 
2021-04-19 11:01:01 AM  
This fake story is cool.
 
2021-04-19 11:04:29 AM  
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2021-04-19 11:05:30 AM  

phedex: I guess it only makes sense.  Women have spanx


They make spanx for men too. Think of it like a super tight undershirt to suck in your beer belly and flabby moobs.

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2021-04-19 11:07:01 AM  
Necro, please.
 
2021-04-19 11:07:49 AM  
Sure, put on a silicone suit then go exercise. I'm sure nobody will die of heat stroke.
 
2021-04-19 11:09:06 AM  
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Been done.
 
2021-04-19 11:09:07 AM  
I though it was going to be lycra with strategically placed seems.

That's more of a movie prop. Can't image the sweat and smell when it comes off.
 
2021-04-19 11:09:46 AM  

phedex: I guess it only makes sense.  Women have spanx...


I never understood the point of trying to make yourself look like something you're not. I briefly went out with two people who with make-up and whatever undergarments would wind up looking nothing like they'd look like in real life. Seeing them without their costume was bizarre. Why do people go through the hassle of creating such illusions to start with?! I mean, it's not like they fool anyone for the long-term!
 
2021-04-19 11:09:48 AM  

big pig peaches: I though it was going to be lycra with strategically placed seems.

That's more of a movie prop. Can't image the sweat and smell when it comes off.


"seams"
 
2021-04-19 11:11:26 AM  
I'm picturing some scrawny guy getting stuck in that thing, and not having the strength to peel it off.
 
2021-04-19 11:11:35 AM  
SpongeBob SquarePants Season 01 Episode 22
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2021-04-19 11:11:38 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: phedex: I guess it only makes sense.  Women have spanx...

I never understood the point of trying to make yourself look like something you're not. I briefly went out with two people who with make-up and whatever undergarments would wind up looking nothing like they'd look like in real life. Seeing them without their costume was bizarre. Why do people go through the hassle of creating such illusions to start with?! I mean, it's not like they fool anyone for the long-term!


Appearance uber alles works in some venues - business, art, politics - list goes on.
 
2021-04-19 11:12:25 AM  
phedex: What i'm wondering about these things, is how freaking grody the inside would be after wearing it? you'd basically be cooking in your own sweat, stinky and gross.

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Gotta liven up your meat with a little marinade.  Make sure to get a tight fit to really lock in the flavor.
 
2021-04-19 11:15:28 AM  
One eBay seller is flogging a half-bodysuit for AUD $270 (which is around £150).

Total rip off, you can murder someone and wear their flesh for free.
 
2021-04-19 11:15:58 AM  
imagine the racket it would make if you had two people wearing these go at it.

The squeaking would be unbearable
 
2021-04-19 11:16:01 AM  
Are chest and back hair extra?
 
2021-04-19 11:17:24 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: I never understood the point of trying to make yourself look like something you're not. I briefly went out with two people who with make-up and whatever undergarments would wind up looking nothing like they'd look like in real life. Seeing them without their costume was bizarre. Why do people go through the hassle of creating such illusions to start with?! I mean, it's not like they fool anyone for the long-term!


Be honest with yourself...Would you have gone out with them in the first place if not for the illusion of beauty that caught your eye?

"Why would people want to be attractive to others?" seems like a rhetorical question.
 
2021-04-19 11:20:08 AM  

phedex: I guess it only makes sense.  Women have spanx, guys can have rubber body suits to look like they take some steroids and lift weights a couple hours a day.

What i'm wondering about these things, is how freaking grody the inside would be after wearing it? you'd basically be cooking in your own sweat, stinky and gross.

I'm sure stuff like this will be a boon for some fake fitness instagrammers & youtubers.


Ha "grody", perfect
 
2021-04-19 11:22:53 AM  
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2021-04-19 11:33:10 AM  
Uh, does it magically make my basketball size beer gut disappear?
 
2021-04-19 11:34:47 AM  
Farkin' 08:30 and I've already had enough internet for one day.

Kill this thing with fire!
 
2021-04-19 11:49:21 AM  

Medic Zero: What the hell are necropants?


"Trust me, man.  You're in a good place right now.  Don't Google it.", said the voice of experience.
 
2021-04-19 11:57:05 AM  

Ker_Thwap: I'm picturing some scrawny guy getting stuck in that thing, and not having the strength to peel it off.


Going to the ER with heat distress and having to have them cut it off XD
 
2021-04-19 12:10:01 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Medic Zero: What the hell are necropants?

"Trust me, man.  You're in a good place right now.  Don't Google it.", said the voice of experience.


I didn't trust you, man, I googled, then googlied.
I can never un-grok Icelandic Sorcery's most disgusting factoid.
I truly was in a better place.  sigh.
 
2021-04-19 12:10:29 PM  
Out of my way! I have to be at  McD's in 26 minutes!
 
2021-04-19 12:12:19 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: One eBay seller is flogging a half-bodysuit for AUD $270 (which is around £150).

Total rip off, you can murder someone and wear their flesh for free.


Meh, I'll pay for the convience. Turing someone into a good body suit is a lot of work.

Its like Amazon. I know it's wrong, but it comes to my door.
 
2021-04-19 12:14:23 PM  

Shaggy_C: MelGoesOnTour: I never understood the point of trying to make yourself look like something you're not. I briefly went out with two people who with make-up and whatever undergarments would wind up looking nothing like they'd look like in real life. Seeing them without their costume was bizarre. Why do people go through the hassle of creating such illusions to start with?! I mean, it's not like they fool anyone for the long-term!

Be honest with yourself...Would you have gone out with them in the first place if not for the illusion of beauty that caught your eye?

"Why would people want to be attractive to others?" seems like a rhetorical question.


Well, it depends of course. In both of these cases, however, looks wasn't what got me to talking with them in the first place. It also didn't take me long to wonder why the application of illusion was so important since neither "needed" it (IMO). Not making a judgement call...I'm just saying it was kind of weird. Also could have been self-esteem issues, I guess. No point in delving into that sort of thing. In any case, whether it's wearing falsies or sticking a cucumber down your pants it's not like the illusion can possibly continue forever unless that's your thing, man.
 
2021-04-19 12:15:23 PM  

Medic Zero: What the hell are necropants?


One of my colleagues once came to work very excitedly to tell me about necropants. Strangely, I already knew about them - I think I read about them on Cracked - and there's no going back from that knowledge.
Live your life happily, not knowing what necropants are.
 
2021-04-19 12:18:45 PM  
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2021-04-19 12:20:19 PM  
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2021-04-19 12:25:47 PM  
Can I get one with the "triple nipple"?
 
2021-04-19 12:51:20 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: One eBay seller is flogging a half-bodysuit for AUD $270 (which is around £150).

Total rip off, you can murder someone and wear their flesh for free.


That's what necropants and shirts are all about.
 
2021-04-19 1:01:37 PM  

lurkey: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Medic Zero: What the hell are necropants?

"Trust me, man.  You're in a good place right now.  Don't Google it.", said the voice of experience.

I didn't trust you, man, I googled, then googlied.
I can never un-grok Icelandic Sorcery's most disgusting factoid.
I truly was in a better place.  sigh.


Yah me too, I just had to know!
 
2021-04-19 1:30:06 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Medic Zero: What the hell are necropants?

"Trust me, man.  You're in a good place right now.  Don't Google it.", said the voice of experience.


Thanks! I'll take your advice!
 
2021-04-19 1:30:49 PM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: Medic Zero: What the hell are necropants?

One of my colleagues once came to work very excitedly to tell me about necropants. Strangely, I already knew about them - I think I read about them on Cracked - and there's no going back from that knowledge.
Live your life happily, not knowing what necropants are.


Thanks to you as well for this sound advice, I'll take it!
 
2021-04-19 1:37:48 PM  

Medic Zero: What the hell are necropants?


that's not important right now
 
2021-04-19 1:45:16 PM  
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2021-04-19 1:51:23 PM  
I've gained like 30 lbs this past year. I have come to the conclusion that being fat is awesome and I'm sad that I'm already beginning to lose the weight now that I'm active again.
 
2021-04-19 1:52:10 PM  

big pig peaches: I though it was going to be lycra with strategically placed seems.

That's more of a movie prop. Can't image the sweat and smell when it comes off.


Having worn a haz mat suit for hours at a time I can. Nothing like pouring an inch or two of sweat out of your boots.
 
2021-04-19 1:54:31 PM  

Shaggy_C: phedex: I guess it only makes sense.  Women have spanx

They make spanx for men too. Think of it like a super tight undershirt to suck in your beer belly and flabby moobs.

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thats hysterical.  I know we're all varying bits of vain, but I can't imagine feeling like i would need to buy something like that to feel good about how I look.
 
2021-04-19 2:31:53 PM  
It puts the lotion on the skin?
 
2021-04-19 2:46:20 PM  
Ok, I read about the necropants.

I can't see how they would be a good idea even if they did what was claimed. Your scrotum filling up with coins forever?

This has to be early norse prank lore that they told gullible noobs. Like "hey jorgenson, go ask the Jarl for a bacon stretcher, a tube of hammer grease and some necropants"
 
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