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(The New York Times)   What will happen when we start having frequent sex again? [This may not apply to some of you]   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2021-04-19 9:49:03 AM  
Divorce lawyers will have increased work load?
 
2021-04-19 11:42:14 AM  
An increase in rotator cuff injuries?
 
2021-04-19 11:47:27 AM  
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2021-04-19 11:51:27 AM  
Sex? I remember sex.


/married
 
2021-04-19 12:15:35 PM  
The masks will be kind of a twist.
 
2021-04-19 12:15:58 PM  
The return of buffets?
 
2021-04-19 12:23:55 PM  
I never stopped. Were we supposed to? Did I miss the memo?
 
2021-04-19 12:32:19 PM  
What do you mean, "again"?
 
2021-04-19 1:15:17 PM  
Maybe I'll have better options than playing tonsil hockey with my friend's slutty alcoholic girlfriend behind his back, or calling up the one fully vaccinated girl I know who is single, but has tried to murder two of her exes?
 
2021-04-19 1:22:08 PM  
If anybody wants me, I'll be in the corner crying about how I've never been good enough for sex, 'kay..?

/ Nah, I know sticking my d#ck in some unfortunate isn't going to help me become a good guy
// But a boy can dream :)
 
2021-04-19 1:26:43 PM  
The cable gets fixed?
 
2021-04-19 2:17:24 PM  
TFA headline is acting like STIs are some new thing that sex-having people have never had to deal with before. Just use a condom, ffs. It's not rocket surgery.
 
2021-04-19 2:23:16 PM  
I had sex last week. It was pretty rad.
 
2021-04-19 2:24:29 PM  

anotherluser: Maybe I'll have better options than playing tonsil hockey with my friend's slutty alcoholic girlfriend behind his back, or calling up the one fully vaccinated girl I know who is single, but has tried to murder two of her exes?



Heck, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with either one of those.
 
2021-04-19 2:36:06 PM  

handsome boy model: anotherluser: Maybe I'll have better options than playing tonsil hockey with my friend's slutty alcoholic girlfriend behind his back, or calling up the one fully vaccinated girl I know who is single, but has tried to murder two of her exes?


Heck, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with either one of those.


Yeah, but I farking hate Vegas.
 
2021-04-19 3:23:06 PM  

handsome boy model: anotherluser: Maybe I'll have better options than playing tonsil hockey with my friend's slutty alcoholic girlfriend behind his back, or calling up the one fully vaccinated girl I know who is single, but has tried to murder two of her exes?


Heck, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with either one of those.


Why not both?
 
2021-04-19 4:15:03 PM  
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2021-04-19 6:07:43 PM  
Chloroform sales go up?
 
2021-04-19 7:04:37 PM  
LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex
Youtube 0ImRyPymRAM
 
2021-04-20 5:24:29 AM  
Mrs. Skyking and I recently took in our 3 yo granddaughter, and preparations for bedtime happen at the time we used to have sex.  Cockblocked by a toddler.
 
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