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(Reuters)   Facebook to announce audio chat app that will let your crazy uncle SHOUT AT EVERYONE IN ALL CAPS, because just typing that way isn't annoying enough   (reuters.com) divider line
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139 clicks; posted to STEM » on 19 Apr 2021 at 8:18 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-19 6:07:01 AM  
*mute* I'm watching shiat.
 
2021-04-19 8:29:34 AM  
Nah
 
2021-04-19 8:30:35 AM  
"They keep nailing us because we work in persistent text & keep giving hate groups forums in which to coordinate, damn it! Give 'em chat rooms and don't allow them to record - that way, it's on them if they blow up the Capitol or some shiat, and we don't get blamed for facilitating hate speech or domestic terrorism! Zoom's eating our live-action hatemonger buck!"
 
2021-04-19 8:53:05 AM  
What's a Face Book?
 
2021-04-19 9:18:33 AM  
Ah yes, nobody will be suspicious of "Allow Facebook access to your microphone?" if it is for a feature
 
2021-04-19 9:43:29 AM  

OldJames: Ah yes, nobody will be suspicious of "Allow Facebook access to your microphone?" if it is for a feature


If they weren't concerned about the other 277 red flags for security, the beaches, the federal hearings, and all the other issues with Facebook... Including the studies showing that Facebook makes you unhappier... Instagram, stories, tik tok...

Why do you think access to microphone will be the deal breaker? If you weren't already so terrified of Facebook you block social media network wide, I don't think the mic is the last straw.
 
2021-04-19 12:59:55 PM  

Quantumbunny: OldJames: Ah yes, nobody will be suspicious of "Allow Facebook access to your microphone?" if it is for a feature

If they weren't concerned about the other 277 red flags for security, the beaches, the federal hearings, and all the other issues with Facebook... Including the studies showing that Facebook makes you unhappier... Instagram, stories, tik tok...

Why do you think access to microphone will be the deal breaker? If you weren't already so terrified of Facebook you block social media network wide, I don't think the mic is the last straw.


That's what I was getting at, literally nobody will be suspicious. Whenever someone tells me they use facebook, my guess as to how smart they are diminishes quite a bit.
 
2021-04-19 1:26:38 PM  
Kill Facebook
 
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