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(Washington Post)   How Rick Scott is handling Trump ... ewwwwww   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, United States Senate, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, former president Donald Trump, Republican Party, Trump SoHo, Sen. Rick Scott, small-dollar digital fundraising  
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2021-04-18 7:20:37 PM  
In the butt, Bob.
 
2021-04-18 7:31:06 PM  
Lottsa lube is my thought.
 
2021-04-18 8:12:25 PM  
They'll never give up on Trump while he brings in money on that scale
 
2021-04-18 8:33:17 PM  
Sheesh,
Now you all got me thinking Rick Scott lubes himself and plunges head first up 45**'s big behind.

Pretty sure that is a standard practice at CPAC.

Brownnosing X-Trem!
 
2021-04-18 8:51:22 PM  
and then Bat Boy tenderly turned to 2scoops. donny was red-faced and pouting in the corner of mar-a-lago's Presidential Suite:

"donald, you MUST let me apply the boudreaux's butt paste now! your depends are chafing you something awful.

YES, i know you're hungry and tired, let's compromise! you can eat one filet-o-fish during the diaper change and one after, ok?

yes, YES you can have a large vanilla shake too! donald, i only want what's best for you! diaper rash is friends with NO president, not ever! i promise you!"
 
2021-04-18 9:06:57 PM  
gross
 
2021-04-18 9:13:58 PM  
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2021-04-18 9:17:03 PM  

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uhmmmm, is that sarah palin cock-blocking their love? what?
 
2021-04-18 9:24:50 PM  

luna1580: Dare to keep slugs off kids: [Fark user image 850x443]

uhmmmm, is that sarah palin cock-blocking their love? what?


I'm not sure...That was "the Obama roast"...You can see the heat rising off rump...
 
2021-04-18 9:55:46 PM  

capt_sensible: Lottsa lube is my thought.


Lube is for making larger things fit into smaller spaces. I don't think there would be an issue with these two.
 
2021-04-18 11:58:02 PM  
My life for you!
 
2021-04-18 11:59:54 PM  
Cheeto dust in places not even a pressure washer could clean.
 
2021-04-19 12:00:48 AM  
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2021-04-19 12:01:19 AM  

monsatano: capt_sensible: Lottsa lube is my thought.

Lube is for making larger things fit into smaller spaces. I don't think there would be an issue with these two.


Psh! Like either of those two can get it up...
 
2021-04-19 12:01:51 AM  
That Rick Scott certainly resembles a humon person. In almost every essential way.

If he and Matt Gaetz bumped their heads together really hard, would they each end up with a normal head of hair?
 
2021-04-19 12:02:22 AM  
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I'm pretty sure this is what HP Lovecraft was writing about.
 
2021-04-19 12:05:55 AM  

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I'm pretty sure this is what HP Lovecraft was writing about.


Or what HR Geiger painted about.

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2021-04-19 12:08:09 AM  
I've met Rick Scott. Twice. The Miami NBC outlet used me shaking his hand as stock footage for several months.

I was with him for about 90 minutes. He is the most incredibly creepy - as in I could believe he's an alien pretending to be human creepy - "person" I have ever met.
 
2021-04-19 12:10:26 AM  
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2021-04-19 12:38:01 AM  
What is it about being God-awfully ugly that causes you to turn Republican?
 
2021-04-19 12:53:07 AM  
"You should thank people, and when you're the governor, people appreciate getting something in recognition for business success or entrepreneurial success or, you know, educational success."

Another narcissist has hit the resort!
 
2021-04-19 12:55:14 AM  
While final numbers have not been disclosed, Scott is touting efforts to beef up the NRSC's digital fundraising, building a larger network of small-dollar donors who can give repeatedly over the course of a campaign.

bunkie already did the checkbox fraud. Ya need a new angle, bud.
 
2021-04-19 1:01:27 AM  
You cannot convince me that Rick Scott is not a poorly conceived attempt at passing off an android as a politician:
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Yeah, the latex skin technology has come a very long way, but it just isn't quite there, yet. Not to mention that it's logic software is seriously farked up.

And what the fark is with the "emotions" that it tries to convey through facial expressions (or lack thereof)? Definitely needs more work, I think I'll wait for V2 before I buy one.
 
2021-04-19 1:11:31 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: I've met Rick Scott. Twice. The Miami NBC outlet used me shaking his hand as stock footage for several months.

I was with him for about 90 minutes. He is the most incredibly creepy - as in I could believe he's an alien pretending to be human creepy - "person" I have ever met.


That is the least surprising thing that I have read, ever; he looks like he stomps on hamsters for fun.
 
2021-04-19 1:23:47 AM  
The only good thing about him is that he hates Ron DeSantis. I hope they destroy each other before either one can run for president.
 
2021-04-19 1:34:56 AM  
More 'fondling" rather than 'handling' him.
 
2021-04-19 2:46:58 AM  
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2021-04-19 7:26:57 AM  
I'm going with Rusty Trombone here.
 
2021-04-19 7:43:50 AM  
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2021-04-19 8:41:10 AM  
Can you really call it "handling" when it's with your mouth?
 
2021-04-19 8:42:51 AM  

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I'm pretty sure this is what HP Lovecraft was writing about.


Hmmm, I always thought he had webbed hands.
 
2021-04-19 10:44:30 AM  
I was wondering which of these clowns the hedge-fund-owned media would anoint the savior of their theatrical horse-race two-party placebo.
 
2021-04-19 1:28:56 PM  
Funny, Rick doesn't need to open his mouth that wide to fit Trumps mushroom.
 
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