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(ABC News)   Elephants leave quite an impression on ivory poacher   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Kruger National Park, South Africa, park rangers, suspected poacher, Lion, South African National Parks, Suspect, Poaching  
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3953 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2021 at 10:05 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-18 6:10:14 PM  
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2021-04-18 6:19:54 PM  
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2021-04-18 7:07:08 PM  
Oh god, they were breeding elephants, who knows what they did to him before they trampled him.....
 
2021-04-18 7:09:24 PM  
Critters are smarter than we give them credit for. So long and thanks for all the fish.
 
2021-04-18 7:30:51 PM  
Tusk tusk, what a shame. Anygrays....
 
2021-04-18 8:06:58 PM  
Good. And take all the guns put of his home, too.
 
2021-04-18 8:19:49 PM  
Good
 
2021-04-18 8:20:16 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Oh god, they were breeding elephants, who knows what they did to him before they trampled him.....


He didn't go there for the hunting
 
2021-04-18 8:45:51 PM  
Investigators say they are still searching for the third suspect, who continued to flee after he suffered an injury to the eye.

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2021-04-18 10:02:37 PM  
"...I'm a rogue elephant running through your village
Gonna take more than your big guns to take me down..."

"...I hope you notice
I'm feeling rogueish..."

Rogue Elephant
Youtube agW0K8jm_lg
 
2021-04-18 10:08:27 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2021-04-18 10:08:29 PM  
Rangers later discovered the man "badly trampled" and dead from his injuries.

Investigators say they are still searching for the third suspect, who continued to flee after he suffered an injury to the eye.


I love warm, fuzzy stories like this.

/it sounds sarcastic but absolutely serious
//this time
 
2021-04-18 10:10:34 PM  
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2021-04-18 10:12:36 PM  

offacue: Critters are smarter than we give them credit for. So long and thanks for all the squish


Reference understood, updating your post for current events.
 
2021-04-18 10:15:57 PM  
good, but i expected some pics...
 
2021-04-18 10:16:18 PM  
Womp,womp...
 
2021-04-18 10:19:21 PM  
Don't fark with elephants. They are very smart, have long memories and enjoy revenge
 
2021-04-18 10:23:24 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: Womp,womp...


Stomp, stomp.
 
2021-04-18 10:26:31 PM  
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2021-04-18 10:26:44 PM  
Good. Karma is a biatch and always gets hers eventually. I consider this one less piece of shiat on the planet. Call it a +1 for the human race.
 
2021-04-18 10:28:58 PM  
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2021-04-18 10:39:27 PM  
Elephant Walk: Extreme Edition
 
2021-04-18 10:42:37 PM  
"when he came across a herd of elephants"

Jesus, you sick bastard.
 
2021-04-18 10:43:22 PM  
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2021-04-18 10:43:24 PM  

koder: Tusk tusk, what a shame. Anygrays....


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2021-04-18 10:44:36 PM  
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2021-04-18 10:44:45 PM  
No Hero tag?
 
2021-04-18 10:46:06 PM  

dyhchong: Rangers later discovered the man "badly trampled" and dead from his injuries.

Investigators say they are still searching for the third suspect, who continued to flee after he suffered an injury to the eye.

I love warm, fuzzy stories like this.


This one had me at "Rangers later discovered the man badly trampled."
 
2021-04-18 10:47:03 PM  
I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
 
2021-04-18 10:48:00 PM  
WAY TO GO ELEPHANTS!
 
2021-04-18 10:49:54 PM  
Time for whatever the elephant and/or rhino version of this is...

Anthony jeselnik shark party🤣
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2021-04-18 10:53:49 PM  
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2021-04-18 10:54:19 PM  
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2021-04-18 10:57:04 PM  
I find stories like these so heartwarming. Good on the critters for taking care of at least one poacher themselves. This should be the standard punishment for poaching, to be trampled to death by elephants.
 
2021-04-18 11:09:09 PM  
More Larson required:

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2021-04-18 11:09:48 PM  

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How dare you compare Repuglicans to those noble creatures.
 
2021-04-18 11:12:45 PM  
*rhino horn poacher
 
2021-04-18 11:15:02 PM  
I'm guessing the impressions were about 15 or so inches across?
 
2021-04-18 11:16:10 PM  
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2021-04-18 11:17:48 PM  
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2021-04-18 11:19:14 PM  
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2021-04-18 11:20:45 PM  

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Don't you go disparaging elephants like that.

They have infinitely more morals and compassion than Republicans do. Literally.
 
2021-04-18 11:25:41 PM  
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Damn, the guy had a lot of comics about elephants squishing people
 
2021-04-18 11:29:01 PM  
Yay!
 
2021-04-18 11:35:03 PM  
This isn't irony unless the elephants sold the poachers' teeth.

Please tell me they sold the teeth.
 
2021-04-18 11:38:41 PM  
Pretty sure that the poacher probably fared better with the elephants.
 
2021-04-18 11:44:23 PM  
Stories like these will never not be funny.
 
2021-04-18 11:58:23 PM  
Good. What else is there to say?
 
2021-04-18 11:58:55 PM  

C18H27NO3: Stories like these will never not be funny.


Now imagine a video of the would-be poachers getting stomped ... with Mancini's Baby Elephant Walk as the background music

Henry Mancini - Baby Elephant Walk
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2021-04-19 12:16:48 AM  
FINALLY, some good news!
 
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