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2021-04-18 7:20:29 PM  
Did someone carve a backwards b as well?
 
2021-04-18 7:21:41 PM  
A) You are not helping and B) wrong house, you morons

FTFY
 
2021-04-18 7:22:10 PM  
Some baseball fans are really serious about that *asterisk in the homerun records.
 
2021-04-18 7:23:54 PM  
Moran, subby. Moran.
 
2021-04-18 7:24:15 PM  
That's a pretty elaborate false flag, with a side of bacon.
 
2021-04-18 7:24:20 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: Did someone carve a backwards b as well?


You think the homeowners vandalized their own house because the of person who lived there before them?
 
2021-04-18 7:27:16 PM  

big pig peaches: hoodiowithtudio: Did someone carve a backwards b as well?

You think the homeowners vandalized their own house because the of person who lived there before them?


That almost perfectly describes a typical city's historical commission, so, yeah.
 
2021-04-18 7:27:17 PM  
Some folks is deadeye snipers, but regular people can miss on the first shot.
 
2021-04-18 7:28:46 PM  
Where would they get a pigs head? That's not an item that most people have in their garage.
 
2021-04-18 7:28:58 PM  
Vandals should send a handwritten apology note to the new owners and also convey their intent to totes apologize to the previous one too. Maybe the new owners can let them know if he left a forwarding address where they can mail him his own note.
 
2021-04-18 7:29:03 PM  
He testified that ... the type of force Chauvin used on George Floyd was justified and that the former Minneapolis police officer "was acting with objective reasonableness following Minneapolis Police Department policy and current standards of law enforcement in his interactions with Mr. Floyd."

You're not wrong, you're just a A)sshole, B)igot, C)op, or I) said Cop three times.
 
2021-04-18 7:35:51 PM  

King Something: A) You are not helping and B) wrong house, you morons

FTFY


If you really want to false flag, targeting the wrong house to make it look like a moron move wouldn't be out of possibility.
 
2021-04-18 7:36:08 PM  

macadamnut: He testified that ... the type of force Chauvin used on George Floyd was justified and that the former Minneapolis police officer "was acting with objective reasonableness following Minneapolis Police Department policy and current standards of law enforcement in his interactions with Mr. Floyd."

You're not wrong, you're just a A)sshole, B)igot, C)op, or I) said Cop three times.


I like this comment
 
2021-04-18 7:38:31 PM  
so, the people who are against violence are violent...

/i think violence can be beaten out of people.
 
2021-04-18 7:39:31 PM  
So felony witness intimidation I hope these assholes enjoy spending time with their new cell mate
 
2021-04-18 7:39:37 PM  
Their excuse is going to be "well, well maybe they shouldn't have bought that house".
 
2021-04-18 7:41:14 PM  

WTP 2: so, the people who are against violence are violent...

/i think violence can be beaten out of people.


They're not against violence, they're against criminals being arrested. As soon as Floyd said "I can't breath" -- while he was standing up -- or that he didn't want to get into the police car because he was claustrophobic, the police should have let him go and apologized.
 
2021-04-18 7:42:15 PM  
There ain't no justice like howling mob justice.
 
2021-04-18 7:43:13 PM  

spacechecker: Where would they get a pigs head? That's not an item that most people have in their garage.


You don't know many cajun/creole/coonasses do you?

It's perfectly reasonable to open their "garage" fridge (as opposed to their "inside" fridge) to get a beer and have a hogs head staring back at you....
 
2021-04-18 7:48:49 PM  

jjorsett: There ain't no justice like howling mob justice.


When the government murders its citizens with impunity, what other kind is there?
 
2021-04-18 7:51:50 PM  
The Vandals again??

It's been almost a couple thousand of years, my dudes. I couldn't hold a grudge that long.
 
2021-04-18 7:54:32 PM  

casual disregard: The Vandals again??

It's been almost a couple thousand of years, my dudes. I couldn't hold a grudge that long.


At least we haven't seen a return of the invisigoths...
 
2021-04-18 7:55:10 PM  
I'm sure the Santa Rosa PD will catch these guys. But I wouldn't hold out much hope for the Creedence.
 
2021-04-18 7:57:18 PM  
Just think about what the stunning and mostly peaceful mob will do to the Chauvin trial jurors if they either acquit him or only find him guilty of manslaughter.
 
2021-04-18 7:57:29 PM  
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2021-04-18 7:59:45 PM  

spacechecker: Where would they get a pigs head? That's not an item that most people have in their garage.


I've actually seen them being sold in supermarkets, though they were pretty small and not from a full grown pig.

I don't know aboht the blood though. Maybe they stole it from a pig farm like in Carey.
 
2021-04-18 8:02:47 PM  
How to be even more clueless and tone deaf, by your local (or simply existing) PD.
 
2021-04-18 8:06:12 PM  

spacechecker: Where would they get a pigs head? That's not an item that most people have in their garage.


Probably from a pig. They grow on the front of them.
 
2021-04-18 8:06:30 PM  
Oh man, they wasted a pigs head?  And blood!?

I understand why they felt the need to act out, but that's good eating gone to waste.
 
2021-04-18 8:09:12 PM  
Defense would love a do over, claiming witness intimidation.
 
2021-04-18 8:10:34 PM  

big pig peaches: spacechecker: Where would they get a pigs head? That's not an item that most people have in their garage.

I've actually seen them being sold in supermarkets, though they were pretty small and not from a full grown pig.

I don't know aboht the blood though. Maybe they stole it from a pig farm like in Carey.


Most Asian or Mexican grocery stores have both readily available
 
2021-04-18 8:10:36 PM  

Warlordtrooper: So felony witness intimidation I hope these assholes enjoy spending time with their new cell mate


I don't.

I hope they don't like their cell mate.
 
2021-04-18 8:10:57 PM  

phalamir: big pig peaches: hoodiowithtudio: Did someone carve a backwards b as well?

You think the homeowners vandalized their own house because the of person who lived there before them?

That almost perfectly describes a typical city's historical commission, so, yeah.


Did you take the Astra Zeneca vaccine?
 
2021-04-18 8:13:24 PM  
If this is the man I think he is, this evil motherfarker is a mass murderer. He testifies that the police must start shooting when they only think there is a gun.
 
2021-04-18 8:15:16 PM  

spacechecker: Where would they get a pigs head? That's not an item that most people have in their garage


From off the shoulders of a pig?
 
2021-04-18 8:19:23 PM  

leeksfromchichis: jjorsett: There ain't no justice like howling mob justice.

When the government murders its citizens with impunity, what other kind is there?


*what the expected reply might look like*

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2021-04-18 8:20:25 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: King Something: A) You are not helping and B) wrong house, you morons

FTFY

If you really want to false flag, targeting the wrong house to make it look like a moron move wouldn't be out of possibility.


Also, yelling, "false flag!", every time people on your side do something stupid is very predictable.  If you really think it's a false flag operation, show some evidence.  Otherwise, you are just throwing FUD and trying to divert attention from the stupidity of your allies.
 
2021-04-18 8:22:11 PM  

RTOGUY: and someday if you ever find yourself in court you'll expect a fair trial as well.


I don't expect a fair trial.

I expect the prosecution's charge sheet to be stacked to the moon in an attempt to coerce the accused into accepting a plea bargain even if they are factually innocent.

I expect defense lawyers who are too afraid of irritating the judge or prosecutor to mount a vigorous defense.

I expect a police officer's word to be taken at face value by the judge and jurors in spite of any evidence to the contrary.

I expect jury instructions that focus on technical violations but ignore the totality of circumstances.

I expect excessive mandatory sentencing designed to destroy lives rather than rehabilitate.

Why would anyone other than a close friend of the judicial system expect a fair trial?
 
2021-04-18 8:23:43 PM  

kendelrio: You don't know many cajun/creole/coonasses do you?


How many cajun/creole/whatever live in San Jose, CA?

Better question and more to the point:  How many butchers live in San Jose, CA?
 
2021-04-18 8:24:49 PM  

casual disregard: The Vandals again??

It's been almost a couple thousand of years, my dudes. I couldn't hold a grudge that long.


No they were all dressed in black.  It was the Goths.
 
2021-04-18 8:27:29 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: Just think about what the stunning and mostly peaceful mob will do to the Chauvin trial jurors if they either acquit him or only find him guilty of manslaughter.


In all honesty, if I were on the jury I'd be looking hard at the manslaughter charge.  From what I've seen there's just not enough evidence for murder at any level.  But manslaughter?  Yeah probably.
 
2021-04-18 8:28:29 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: [static.boredpanda.com image 605x557]


I want to go to protests with these signs!

Doesn't matter what kind of protest.  Any protest will do.
 
2021-04-18 8:31:06 PM  

DrWhy: casual disregard: The Vandals again??

It's been almost a couple thousand of years, my dudes. I couldn't hold a grudge that long.

No they were all dressed in black.  It was the Goths.


Visigoths or Ostrogoths?
 
2021-04-18 8:33:32 PM  

DrWhy: kendelrio: You don't know many cajun/creole/coonasses do you?

How many cajun/creole/whatever live in San Jose, CA?

Better question and more to the point:  How many butchers live in San Jose, CA?


*Santa Rosa
 
2021-04-18 8:34:40 PM  
Just wait til they get the verdict wrong (as per usual), and protesters reduce the city to ashes.
 
2021-04-18 8:42:53 PM  

King Something: DrWhy: casual disregard: The Vandals again??

It's been almost a couple thousand of years, my dudes. I couldn't hold a grudge that long.

No they were all dressed in black.  It was the Goths.

Visigoths or Ostrogoths?


Hmm....
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Coulda been either.  Or both.  But I'm leaning towards Ostrogoth a little more.
 
2021-04-18 8:46:16 PM  
Ah, liberals gonna liberal.
 
2021-04-18 8:47:16 PM  
Ah yes...the vaunted liberal intellect.
 
2021-04-18 8:48:12 PM  

leeksfromchichis: casual disregard: The Vandals again??

It's been almost a couple thousand of years, my dudes. I couldn't hold a grudge that long.

At least we haven't seen a return of the invisigoths...


By definition, you don't.
 
2021-04-18 8:49:29 PM  
Ah, the vaunted defenders of the astronomically immoral. Welcome!
 
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