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(Bored Panda)   Five-year-old boy from Oklahoma declares himself a Calvinist   (boredpanda.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Comedy, Humour, Humor, Defence mechanism, sweet little 5-year-old boy, dad Austin's birthday, wife's idea, perfect gift  
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6259 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2021 at 6:38 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-18 4:22:00 PM  
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2021-04-18 5:26:46 PM  
He peed on his least favorite truck logo?
 
2021-04-18 6:39:45 PM  
Predestined for success!
 
2021-04-18 6:48:43 PM  
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2021-04-18 6:55:13 PM  
Spared another Hobbsian nightmare in the nick of time.
 
2021-04-18 6:56:29 PM  
He's got a future in caricature.
 
2021-04-18 6:57:07 PM  
He'd better be careful around St. Bartholomew's Day, then.
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2021-04-18 7:00:39 PM  
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2021-04-18 7:02:22 PM  
Fill PolTab with this stuff and drive those wanks back to MyScape.
 
2021-04-18 7:02:38 PM  
Got about two sentences in and closed the browser.  Article reads like click bait.  Who greens this crap?
 
2021-04-18 7:06:42 PM  
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2021-04-18 7:09:17 PM  

roguejuliet: Got about two sentences in and closed the browser.  Article reads like click bait.  Who greens this crap?


This entire thread is going to be Calvin and Hobbes references and you call this CRAP?
 
2021-04-18 7:10:07 PM  
He converted to Presbyterianism?
 
2021-04-18 7:11:55 PM  

roguejuliet: Got about two sentences in and closed the browser.  Article reads like click bait.  Who greens this crap?


Perhaps Fark is not the site for you.
 
2021-04-18 7:31:05 PM  

roguejuliet: Got about two sentences in and closed the browser.  Article reads like click bait.  Who greens this crap?


Probably the same person who greened it 2 years ago. It's still amusing.
 
2021-04-18 7:37:52 PM  
Total depravity.
 
2021-04-18 7:39:37 PM  
It's the best feeling when you get a real gift from your kids.

/the kidlet's given me things I still treasure
//there's a reason you never throw away the elbow macaroni art
 
2021-04-18 7:49:35 PM  
From somebody who named his kid Calvin after this strip I approve of this kid's gift.
 
2021-04-18 7:51:01 PM  

roguejuliet: Got about two sentences in and closed the browser.  Article reads like click bait.  Who greens this crap?


I'm convinced that Bored Panda pays for greens or it is an Admin/Mods website. So much suckage.
 
2021-04-18 8:02:29 PM  
Beautiful.
 
2021-04-18 8:11:21 PM  
Couldn't have mirrored the Calvin drawings first so his photos would look right?
 
2021-04-18 8:17:45 PM  

dukeblue219: Couldn't have mirrored the Calvin drawings first so his photos would look right?


Who the fark cares, joy-sucker?
 
2021-04-18 8:20:56 PM  

dukeblue219: Couldn't have mirrored the Calvin drawings first so his photos would look right?


Calvin's dad has a perfectly good explanation about how his did, but then your computer reversed it back
 
2021-04-18 8:24:05 PM  
Calvin is the kid I wish I'd been, but also the reason I never had kids

/ That and I'm ugly.
 
2021-04-18 8:25:02 PM  
I know that this is Fark, but just how does one find a story that is two years old?
 
2021-04-18 8:32:31 PM  

Dodo David: I know that this is Fark, but just how does one find a story that is two years old?


Subby here.

I'm actually in a Calvin and Hobbes group on Facebook. It's just people sharing C&H cartoons all day. It's fun. Someone shared this link. I'd never seen it before, thought it was funny, then submitted it here.
 
2021-04-18 8:35:39 PM  
In addition...

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2021-04-18 8:46:13 PM  
We haven't had a C & H thread in a while.

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2021-04-18 8:53:57 PM  
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2021-04-18 9:17:30 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Dodo David: I know that this is Fark, but just how does one find a story that is two years old?

Subby here.

I'm actually in a Calvin and Hobbes group on Facebook. It's just people sharing C&H cartoons all day. It's fun. Someone shared this link. I'd never seen it before, thought it was funny, then submitted it here.


Thank you! This made my day.

And I don't know if anyone has heard of the short-but-sweet four-strip series about Calvin all grown up and passing the baton, there's this gem from Pants Are Overrated.

https://imgur.com/gallery/tUzAL
 
2021-04-18 9:18:18 PM  
I should have phrased that "in case there's anyone who hasn't heard of this"
 
2021-04-18 9:26:48 PM  
The first ad accompanying the story was for a manga series, featuring a teenage boy stating he was looking for his perfect top and for someone to fill his hole. I don't understand how the algorithm came up with that...
 
2021-04-18 9:49:26 PM  
Harry Wagstaff: I'm convinced that Bored Panda pays for greens or it is an Admin/Mods website. So much suckage.

/ If I had that much flexibility and suckage I wouldn't leave my residence
 
2021-04-18 9:50:43 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Dodo David: I know that this is Fark, but just how does one find a story that is two years old?

Subby here.

I'm actually in a Calvin and Hobbes group on Facebook. It's just people sharing C&H cartoons all day. It's fun. Someone shared this link. I'd never seen it before, thought it was funny, then submitted it here.


Would this be a Calvin and hobbyist group?
 
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2021-04-18 9:53:19 PM  
Tiger Trap- For sure
Youtube sHBdm2_g5N4


/very cool 90s band named after C&H
 
2021-04-18 10:53:42 PM  
Slow news day, even for this place.
 
2021-04-18 10:56:39 PM  

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i liked the original of this strip.

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2021-04-18 11:39:53 PM  
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Not too belabour how bad bored panda sucks, but this ad in this article is just bizarre.
 
2021-04-18 11:45:02 PM  

Nirbo: [Fark user image image 346x750]
Not too belabour how bad bored panda sucks, but this ad in this article is just bizarre.


Aren't adds targeted based on cookies and search history?
 
2021-04-18 11:47:29 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Nirbo: [Fark user image image 346x750]
Not too belabour how bad bored panda sucks, but this ad in this article is just bizarre.

Aren't adds targeted based on cookies and search history?


Largely, yes.

But I don't recall shopping for a lot of yaoi manga poorly translated.

I mean, if the price the right I'd be a fool not to indulge, but I'm still pleading the fifth.
 
2021-04-18 11:56:53 PM  

Nirbo: leeksfromchichis: Nirbo: [Fark user image image 346x750]
Not too belabour how bad bored panda sucks, but this ad in this article is just bizarre.

Aren't adds targeted based on cookies and search history?

Largely, yes.

But I don't recall shopping for a lot of yaoi manga poorly translated.

I mean, if the price the right I'd be a fool not to indulge, but I'm still pleading the fifth.


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Poor translations are entertainment feast or famine.
 
2021-04-19 12:34:47 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Nirbo: [Fark user image image 346x750]
Not too belabour how bad bored panda sucks, but this ad in this article is just bizarre.

Aren't adds targeted based on cookies and search history?


I got it too, and I've never searched for that.
 
2021-04-19 12:46:25 AM  

It'sMorphin'Time: It's the best feeling when you get a real gift from your kids.

/the kidlet's given me things I still treasure
//there's a reason you never throw away the elbow macaroni art


Kids macaroni art will always be better than the hoity toity french museum places stuffs.
dad now granpa speech
///hikes up my onion 3 at once belt cause yeah
 
2021-04-19 12:47:38 AM  
He whizzed on his dad's favorite brand of automaker?
 
2021-04-19 1:07:39 AM  
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2021-04-19 1:09:20 AM  
He didn't declare himself a Calvinist.  He simply realized that he always had been a Calvinist.
 
2021-04-19 1:40:52 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Dodo David: I know that this is Fark, but just how does one find a story that is two years old?

Subby here.

I'm actually in a Calvin and Hobbes group on Facebook. It's just people sharing C&H cartoons all day. It's fun. Someone shared this link. I'd never seen it before, thought it was funny, then submitted it here.

Thank you! This made my day.

And I don't know if anyone has heard of the short-but-sweet four-strip series about Calvin all grown up and passing the baton, there's this gem from Pants Are Overrated.

https://imgur.com/gallery/tUzAL


Damn onions
 
2021-04-19 3:23:11 AM  

Siskabush: Danger Avoid Death: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Dodo David: I know that this is Fark, but just how does one find a story that is two years old?

Subby here.

I'm actually in a Calvin and Hobbes group on Facebook. It's just people sharing C&H cartoons all day. It's fun. Someone shared this link. I'd never seen it before, thought it was funny, then submitted it here.

Thank you! This made my day.

And I don't know if anyone has heard of the short-but-sweet four-strip series about Calvin all grown up and passing the baton, there's this gem from Pants Are Overrated.

https://imgur.com/gallery/tUzAL

Damn onions


That last one always gets me. Every single time.
 
2021-04-19 3:26:42 AM  

hotmoonsauce: Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 500x422]

i liked the original of this strip.

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2021-04-19 3:41:05 AM  
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