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2021-04-18 10:22:31 AM  
Gee, it's almost as if dynastic political families are a bad idea...
 
2021-04-18 10:47:32 AM  
Apples don't fall far from the tree
 
2021-04-18 11:06:11 AM  
The shiatapple doesn't fall far from the shiattree...

--Jim Leahy


/RIP John Dunsworth
 
2021-04-18 11:15:21 AM  
Nestor is Matt's half brother?
 
2021-04-18 12:00:13 PM  
how is Babby Gaspedo formed? in Pappa Gaspedo's belly! then he shiats him out all over the rest of america!
 
2021-04-18 12:05:49 PM  
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2021-04-18 12:20:39 PM  
Lowlifes give birth to lowlifes.  I mean, who's surprised?  The lack of morality in the Republican party is a bit shocking, but not a lot.  You are talking about Nixon, Reagan, Bush, Trump, etc.  All God-awful horrible people, so who's surprised when the lesser Republicans (all the creepy state ones) are also horrible?
 
2021-04-18 12:22:06 PM  
there's so much i forgot about this horrid family! did you know they often let down-on-their-luck friends and family crash in their rental vacation home FOR FREE! instead of charging them, as one normally does with friends and family?

and did you know that "rental property" is the the house the truman show was filmed in, in seaside florida?

and did you know matt's mom is partially paralyzed and is wheelchair bound? because she was told she needed to end her second pregnancy or possibly die, and she absolutely refused! (wonder if this was her own conviction in play or Pappa's?) and because of that matty's sister erin exists! matt pulls that story out of the bag when he argues that no women anywhere, EVER should be allowed an abortion -not even to save her life! they should all be just like his awesome mom! people who support abortion basically want to murder erin RIGHT NOW!

and then this, Pappa held a lifelong vendetta against this poor dude, just because he fired matt for being a lazy, sleezy, no-show (also, junior legislative aides make $5000/month? huh.):

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they're just so horrible.....
 
2021-04-18 12:39:04 PM  
and speaking of erin, she's probably horrible too! she's a republican and a social media video producer. who wanted jeb bush to be president. and worked for fox business and for morning joe......

https://medium.com/thenextgag-intervi​e​ws/erin-gaetz-founder-southpaw-content​-eb64106ffa72
 
2021-04-18 12:48:39 PM  
I love when luna gets on a roll.
 
2021-04-18 12:51:43 PM  
If all he had ever been responsible for was Matt Gaetz, I would have considered him a terrible person.
 
2021-04-18 1:17:23 PM  
There's something wrong with that boy. Now I know that when all you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail, but look at his eyebrows I think he's a sociopath.
 
2021-04-18 1:17:32 PM  
So he's ethical in the same way Nixon was ethical.
 
2021-04-18 1:18:51 PM  
Yuuuuuup.

Remember how Bill Barr's dad was related to Epstein somehow and also write a book about alien sex slavery?

Scumbags create scumbags.Why do you think they hate upper education? Upper education lets people escape their raising.
 
2021-04-18 1:19:12 PM  
Wasn't this widely known? Matt is the douche that came out of the bag.
 
2021-04-18 1:19:24 PM  

Hoban Washburne: I love when luna gets on a roll.


Me too. Go Luna!
 
2021-04-18 1:19:29 PM  
The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.
 
2021-04-18 1:27:11 PM  
He raised a piece of shiat so I kinda figured he is a piece of shiat.
 
2021-04-18 1:27:41 PM  
I am very shocked by that.

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2021-04-18 1:28:36 PM  
He didn't keep all those other DUI's from his record all by himself.
 
2021-04-18 1:29:11 PM  
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2021-04-18 1:29:13 PM  

kbronsito: He didn't keep all those other DUI's from his record all by himself.


Don't forget about the dead roommate.
 
2021-04-18 1:30:12 PM  
He looks like the leader of Giliad
 
2021-04-18 1:32:47 PM  
Maybe I read a different article but Don Gaetz seemingly main issue here was he played very rough.

Nothing like the slimy crap his son is accused and known for.
 
2021-04-18 1:35:08 PM  
Have to be honest, I RTFA and I didn't get the impression that his dad was a horrible person.
Not saying he is or he isn't, just that the article doesn't seem to make that case.

/his son is a shiat bag though.
 
2021-04-18 1:35:09 PM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: Maybe I read a different article but Don Gaetz seemingly main issue here was he played very rough.

Nothing like the slimy crap his son is accused and known for.


Which was also illuminating in a way, although not about the article's subject.
 
2021-04-18 1:35:21 PM  
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2021-04-18 1:42:02 PM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: Maybe I read a different article but Don Gaetz seemingly main issue here was he played very rough.

Nothing like the slimy crap his son is accused and known for.


Unfortunately, his "playing rough" meant that Matt never had to face any consequences for his bad behavior.
 
2021-04-18 1:42:44 PM  

ablank: Have to be honest, I RTFA and I didn't get the impression that his dad was a horrible person.
Not saying he is or he isn't, just that the article doesn't seem to make that case.

/his son is a shiat bag though.


You read the article?? You sure Fark is the site for you?
 
2021-04-18 1:43:29 PM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: Maybe I read a different article but Don Gaetz seemingly main issue here was he played very rough.

Nothing like the slimy crap his son is accused and known for.


That article reads strangely, and I believe it's because it is weaving around a lot of things not mentioned.
 
2021-04-18 1:48:12 PM  
Pigs raise pigs.
 
2021-04-18 2:01:03 PM  
So who has been donating to the Gaetz family all of these years?

Let's destroy whatever that is for failure to vet these people.
 
2021-04-18 2:05:10 PM  

Ringshadow: Yuuuuuup.

Remember how Bill Barr's dad was related to Epstein somehow and also write a book about alien sex slavery?

Scumbags create scumbags.Why do you think they hate upper education? Upper education lets people escape their raising.


Bill Barr's father was the dean of an exclusive private school that touted the credentials of its staff.

Despite being a college drop-out with no prior teaching experience, he inexplicably hired Epstein as a math teacher.
 
2021-04-18 2:06:28 PM  

Purple_Urkle: So who has been donating to the Gaetz family all of these years?

Let's destroy whatever that is for failure to vet these people.


uhm what?

i mean, i'm sure some locals are rabid supporters and do donate small-scale, but Pappa made multi-millions in healthcare. the gaetz's are now in the the self-sustainingly-wealthy tier of the american elite. they don't NEED donations.....
 
2021-04-18 2:12:18 PM  
They say that before Satan paints a masterpiece, he first practices with a pencil sketch.
 
2021-04-18 2:12:36 PM  

luna1580: Purple_Urkle: So who has been donating to the Gaetz family all of these years?

Let's destroy whatever that is for failure to vet these people.

uhm what?

i mean, i'm sure some locals are rabid supporters and do donate small-scale, but Pappa made multi-millions in healthcare. the gaetz's are now in the the self-sustainingly-wealthy tier of the american elite. they don't NEED donations.....


Corporate donors.
Due to citizens unitied there's a duty to learn what corporations fund bad politicians and stop giving them money.

Since these politicians are Floridian I've got a vague idea of who to punish already.
 
2021-04-18 2:24:52 PM  
Why is it that every reprehensible person has that smug sneer? I want to delete that facial expression off the planet.
 
2021-04-18 2:25:39 PM  

Purple_Urkle: luna1580: Purple_Urkle: So who has been donating to the Gaetz family all of these years?

Let's destroy whatever that is for failure to vet these people.

uhm what?

i mean, i'm sure some locals are rabid supporters and do donate small-scale, but Pappa made multi-millions in healthcare. the gaetz's are now in the the self-sustainingly-wealthy tier of the american elite. they don't NEED donations.....

Corporate donors.
Due to citizens unitied there's a duty to learn what corporations fund bad politicians and stop giving them money.

Since these politicians are Floridian I've got a vague idea of who to punish already.


ok. if you find the gaetz secret corporate donors please DO expose them, i'd like to know if they have/had any.

as for florida, it's time you stopped blaming all 22 million floridians for things that piss you off. it's a bad look on you and never was very funny.

where the hell do you live anyway, maryland? should i blame you for the existence of K street in DC? because without land ceded from maryland that couldn't exist. stop being hateful to ALL of florida, please.
 
2021-04-18 2:26:20 PM  
Slightly off topic, I recently watched Lady And The Dale documentary on HBO, and was disgusted with this fat loudmouth misogynist reporter who seemed creepily obsessed with this trans person. I instantly hated him. Wasn't till later in the doc I found out he moved to DC, became a GOP scumbag, and had a kid named Tucker.
 
2021-04-18 2:35:00 PM  
Don held himself to an incredibly high standard of ethics, preparation and performance and demanded no less from those around them.

Wait, isn't he a Republican?

If you're going into a tough battle, there is no ally more loyal and unflinching than Don Gaetz. It's not surprising that the historical figure that Don most admires is Winston Churchill.

Oh, so he's an unapologetic racist blowhard.
 
2021-04-18 2:36:54 PM  

luna1580: Purple_Urkle: luna1580: Purple_Urkle: So who has been donating to the Gaetz family all of these years?

Let's destroy whatever that is for failure to vet these people.

uhm what?

i mean, i'm sure some locals are rabid supporters and do donate small-scale, but Pappa made multi-millions in healthcare. the gaetz's are now in the the self-sustainingly-wealthy tier of the american elite. they don't NEED donations.....

Corporate donors.
Due to citizens unitied there's a duty to learn what corporations fund bad politicians and stop giving them money.

Since these politicians are Floridian I've got a vague idea of who to punish already.

ok. if you find the gaetz secret corporate donors please DO expose them, i'd like to know if they have/had any.

as for florida, it's time you stopped blaming all 22 million floridians for things that piss you off. it's a bad look on you and never was very funny.

where the hell do you live anyway, maryland? should i blame you for the existence of K street in DC? because without land ceded from maryland that couldn't exist. stop being hateful to ALL of florida, please.


It's just Disney.
I don't understand why children's cartoons get to hold so many adults hostage.
I've been boycotting them since 1998.
They own ABC news.
They've been around for years and likely owe dad favors.

What the monolithic octopus doesn't do is just as important as what it does.

Notice Disney's deafing silence about DeSantis criminalizing protests and doing shady stuff with Covid-19 management.

They're simply too enormous to not be mixed up in Floridian politics.

I'm more aligned with "the DeepState" than K street. I'm not a DeepStater but they have bought me some sandwiches.

It's the W Bush era thinking: defund the terrorists, freeze Osama bin Laden's bank accounts. That shiat worked. Let's do it again!
 
2021-04-18 2:41:37 PM  
From reading this, I'm left with two impressions:

1) The Democratic Party needs people like Don Gaetz. People who are willing to throw down, pontificate, and play dirty when necessary. But, you know, for good.

2) They're both garbage people, but Don actually seems to believe in his stances. I'm not convinced Matt believes in anything other than his own power and wealth. And underage pussy.
 
2021-04-18 2:46:05 PM  

Purple_Urkle: luna1580: Purple_Urkle: luna1580: Purple_Urkle: So who has been donating to the Gaetz family all of these years?

Let's destroy whatever that is for failure to vet these people.

uhm what?

i mean, i'm sure some locals are rabid supporters and do donate small-scale, but Pappa made multi-millions in healthcare. the gaetz's are now in the the self-sustainingly-wealthy tier of the american elite. they don't NEED donations.....

Corporate donors.
Due to citizens unitied there's a duty to learn what corporations fund bad politicians and stop giving them money.

Since these politicians are Floridian I've got a vague idea of who to punish already.

ok. if you find the gaetz secret corporate donors please DO expose them, i'd like to know if they have/had any.

as for florida, it's time you stopped blaming all 22 million floridians for things that piss you off. it's a bad look on you and never was very funny.

where the hell do you live anyway, maryland? should i blame you for the existence of K street in DC? because without land ceded from maryland that couldn't exist. stop being hateful to ALL of florida, please.

It's just Disney.
I don't understand why children's cartoons get to hold so many adults hostage.
I've been boycotting them since 1998.
They own ABC news.
They've been around for years and likely owe dad favors.

What the monolithic octopus doesn't do is just as important as what it does.

Notice Disney's deafing silence about DeSantis criminalizing protests and doing shady stuff with Covid-19 management.

They're simply too enormous to not be mixed up in Floridian politics.

I'm more aligned with "the DeepState" than K street. I'm not a DeepStater but they have bought me some sandwiches.

It's the W Bush era thinking: defund the terrorists, freeze Osama bin Laden's bank accounts. That shiat worked. Let's do it again!


the gaetz's are panhandle politicians. they're nearly from alabama.

and apparently Papa was the statewide guy-to-kiss-up-to (and then get money allocated to your interests) after the Deepwater Horizon oil disaster.

Gaspedo and Papa Don are DEFINITELY in bed with the gulf petroleum interests, but mostly likely NOT with disney or with Big Sugar.

for somebody who spends so much energy hating florida, you have a very simplistic and ignorant view of a very big and rather complex state......
 
2021-04-18 2:48:37 PM  

MissFeasance: Apples don't fall far from the tree


This tree in particular was planted in a ditch
 
2021-04-18 3:02:09 PM  

Sin'sHero: Nestor is Matt's half brother?


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2021-04-18 3:03:37 PM  

luna1580: there's so much i forgot about this horrid family! did you know they often let down-on-their-luck friends and family crash in their rental vacation home FOR FREE! instead of charging them, as one normally does with friends and family?

and did you know that "rental property" is the the house the truman show was filmed in, in seaside florida?

and did you know matt's mom is partially paralyzed and is wheelchair bound? because she was told she needed to end her second pregnancy or possibly die, and she absolutely refused! (wonder if this was her own conviction in play or Pappa's?) and because of that matty's sister erin exists! matt pulls that story out of the bag when he argues that no women anywhere, EVER should be allowed an abortion -not even to save her life! they should all be just like his awesome mom! people who support abortion basically want to murder erin RIGHT NOW!

and then this, Pappa held a lifelong vendetta against this poor dude, just because he fired matt for being a lazy, sleezy, no-show (also, junior legislative aides make $5000/month? huh.):

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they're just so horrible.....


Wonder how often she's been guilt tripped about being responsible for her mom's disability? Cause you know they've pulled that cliched bullshiat sometime in her life.
 
2021-04-18 3:13:03 PM  
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2021-04-18 3:13:21 PM  

luna1580: Purple_Urkle: luna1580: Purple_Urkle: luna1580: Purple_Urkle: So who has been donating to the Gaetz family all of these years?

Let's destroy whatever that is for failure to vet these people.

uhm what?

i mean, i'm sure some locals are rabid supporters and do donate small-scale, but Pappa made multi-millions in healthcare. the gaetz's are now in the the self-sustainingly-wealthy tier of the american elite. they don't NEED donations.....

Corporate donors.
Due to citizens unitied there's a duty to learn what corporations fund bad politicians and stop giving them money.

Since these politicians are Floridian I've got a vague idea of who to punish already.

ok. if you find the gaetz secret corporate donors please DO expose them, i'd like to know if they have/had any.

as for florida, it's time you stopped blaming all 22 million floridians for things that piss you off. it's a bad look on you and never was very funny.

where the hell do you live anyway, maryland? should i blame you for the existence of K street in DC? because without land ceded from maryland that couldn't exist. stop being hateful to ALL of florida, please.

It's just Disney.
I don't understand why children's cartoons get to hold so many adults hostage.
I've been boycotting them since 1998.
They own ABC news.
They've been around for years and likely owe dad favors.

What the monolithic octopus doesn't do is just as important as what it does.

Notice Disney's deafing silence about DeSantis criminalizing protests and doing shady stuff with Covid-19 management.

They're simply too enormous to not be mixed up in Floridian politics.

I'm more aligned with "the DeepState" than K street. I'm not a DeepStater but they have bought me some sandwiches.

It's the W Bush era thinking: defund the terrorists, freeze Osama bin Laden's bank accounts. That shiat worked. Let's do it again!

the gaetz's are panhandle politicians. they're nearly from alabama.

and apparently Papa was the statewide guy-to-kiss-up-to (and then get money allocated to your interests) after the Deepwater Horizon oil disaster.

Gaspedo and Papa Don are DEFINITELY in bed with the gulf petroleum interests, but mostly likely NOT with disney or with Big Sugar.

for somebody who spends so much energy hating florida, you have a very simplistic and ignorant view of a very big and rather complex state......


Yeah, that's how Florida likes it.
The sunshine news laws focus on "Florida man" poor people crimes, but conceal what politicians are up to.

Your reaction to my reaction to Florida is symmetrical to my reaction to elsewhere's reactions to the "DeepState".

But again that's a side effect in public opinion of a sneaky culture. In Gaetz case doing crimes.

But the root of my Disney WHARRGARBL is I like to draw. Some thoughts on copyright in the other thread.

I'm all ears about where to lay on the hurt though?

Is it orange juice?

I am dumb, that's why I try to keep learning.
 
2021-04-18 3:17:18 PM  
The shiat doesn't fall far from the ass.
 
2021-04-18 3:22:27 PM  

Advernaut: The shiat doesn't fall far from the ass.


I guess you've never had the PowerSquirts...
 
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