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(Twitter)   On the one hand, the world doesn't need more white rappers. On the other, 70-year-old British dudes who spit mad fire   (twitter.com) divider line
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1194 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 Apr 2021 at 7:50 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-18 1:39:43 AM  
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2021-04-18 7:56:36 AM  
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2021-04-18 8:03:06 AM  
Was Joey Levine (not pictured in the video) the first rapper?

Reunion - Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)
Youtube 16kh-AP4OCU
 
2021-04-18 8:10:20 AM  
Straight out of Surrey by Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer
Youtube Bj7J7vXCf5w


Mr. B, the Gentleman Rhymer?
 
2021-04-18 8:20:00 AM  
Hey subby, why don't we need more white rappers?

Music is important enough that the world needs it.
 
2021-04-18 9:00:07 AM  
70 year old Brits. Like they needed rap to make them even more unintelligible.
 
2021-04-18 9:02:14 AM  
At first I was "what!?!"

But then realized that old white rich boomers being gangsters is probably the single best metaphor in this history of rap music.
 
2021-04-18 9:24:48 AM  
I wouldn't mind more white rappers:

Punk of Yo!
Youtube Y6gD8o86Poo
 
2021-04-18 9:26:05 AM  
All genres of music are for everybody, no matter what color you are.
 
2021-04-18 9:45:13 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Was Joey Levine (not pictured in the video) the first rapper?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/16kh-AP4​OCU]


Hank Snow - I've Been Everywhere (lyric)
Youtube _oqzy8HU6dQ

Hank Snow recorded his version of G Mack's 1959 classic song in 1962. If you notice the confessional line, "I'm a killer." tucked into the lyrics, it changes the whole flavor of the song. Imagine if the hitchhiker is telling the trucker to his face that he is a serial killer and he's left a shallow grave in each location mentioned in the lyrics, and that the trucker might well be next. When you remember that Benzedrine was available over the counter until 1959, and hugely popular on the black market afterward, what was a pleasant country ballad about travel becomes a nerve jangling encounter between a helpful truckdriver who picks up a hitch hiker, only to discover he's picked up a speed freak with dried blood on his hands who won't stop talking a mile a minute.
 
2021-04-18 9:46:13 AM  
I see your white British Rappers and raise you this ridiculous freestyling white British freak of nature:

White Boy drops unbelievable freestyle rap
Youtube NdTalMWrQ7c
 
2021-04-18 9:52:10 AM  
"I'm shiattin' that hot fire, straight into my tot diaper..."
 
2021-04-18 9:59:02 AM  

6nome: "I'm shiattin' that hot fire, straight into my tot diaper..."


"...'yo bloke, when is the end?' When you choke on my Depends."
 
2021-04-18 10:03:15 AM  
That was much better than I imagined it would be.
 
2021-04-18 10:15:57 AM  
Depends = white wrappers
 
2021-04-18 11:09:25 AM  
White white rap may sound like:
Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
Youtube A3Faa5hHxBU
 
2021-04-18 11:20:45 AM  

DaWormyPimpsta: I see your white British Rappers and raise you this ridiculous freestyling white British freak of nature:

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Professor Elemental Freestyle Rap 2014
Youtube Gl-Umo-4r08
 
2021-04-18 11:22:03 AM  

Uzzah: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Bj7J7vXC​f5w]

Mr. B, the Gentleman Rhymer?


Professor Elemental - freestyle rap
Youtube _FcPeupx0Ok
 
2021-04-18 11:25:19 AM  

Uzzah: [YouTube video: Straight out of Surrey by Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer]

Mr. B, the Gentleman Rhymer?


Related: fark taught me about Unknown P earlier this week.


Unknown P - Fire In The Booth
Youtube jPFNKhWlHqU
 
2021-04-18 11:31:19 AM  
So then subby thinks bi-racial people should only sing half the song?
 
2021-04-18 11:58:18 AM  
How abut Britishh game rappers?

THE SECOND | 2021 REMASTER | Hitman 2 Rap
Youtube eaJVb7V6bqg
 
2021-04-18 12:25:09 PM  
NF - The Search
Youtube fnlJw9H0xAM
 
2021-04-18 12:26:20 PM  
[MV] YEZI(예지) _ Anck Su Namum(아낙수나문)
Youtube oemL0Q_PP10
 
2021-04-18 2:26:11 PM  
"On the one hand, the world doesn't need more white rappers."

Fixed that for you.
 
2021-04-18 3:35:18 PM  
How about white rappers with babies?
Snuff Box - Rapper With A Baby
Youtube 3SChzDT3L9M

Don't say maybe! I've got a baby! I got it 'cuz I did it with a lady!
 
2021-04-19 4:38:53 AM  
NEWPORT STATE OF MIND (YOU'RE NOT FROM NEWPORT)
Youtube Dx8CZyFM4b4
 
2021-04-19 7:27:48 AM  
Once dated a girl who was super into Jehst and no other rap.
Jehst - High Plains Anthem
Youtube 7vL0zhBdCk8

/I mean he's okay
//Don't think the beat's interesting enough to carry four minutes
 
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