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2021-04-17 7:47:02 PM  
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2021-04-17 8:29:28 PM  
I have now.
 
2021-04-17 8:51:11 PM  
and we're not even going to mention the ducklings? i don't know about you, but if i can't bathe MY capybaras with oodles of baby ducks right inside my own human-centric bathroom i don't even care if they fart or not.....
 
2021-04-17 9:24:27 PM  
I wonder of he does that in the old gum tree
 
2021-04-17 9:26:15 PM  
And moving right along...
 
2021-04-17 9:54:33 PM  
One time when I was maybe 7 or 8 I got the brilliant idea of trapping bathtub farts in a plastic bag so I could later pop it in my sister's face.

That, and many other things, are probably why she's as weird as she is now.
 
2021-04-17 10:40:24 PM  
I'm certain Eddie Murphy is somewhere in a proper jacuzzi raising a toast to lil dude rocking the fart jacuzzi.
 
2021-04-17 10:41:56 PM  
Thanks Smitty, what would we do without your contributions?
 
2021-04-18 12:44:37 AM  

markie_farkie: One time when I was maybe 7 or 8 I got the brilliant idea of trapping bathtub farts in a plastic bag so I could later pop it in my sister's face.

That, and many other things, are probably why she's as weird as she is now.


And you think she's the weird one in the family?  I don't think I want to know her qualifications.
 
2021-04-18 2:55:31 AM  
Yeah...I've seen that face before.
 
2021-04-18 7:06:34 AM  
The unanswered question: Do wombats fart cubes?
 
2021-04-18 7:10:52 AM  
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2021-04-18 7:30:40 AM  
Heh, yes, once.
 
2021-04-18 4:25:18 PM  
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2021-04-18 7:16:31 PM  
Have you not?
 
2021-04-18 8:24:56 PM  
I saw a rhinoceros fart once.

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The two big plates on either side slid apart, revealing a strip of bright pink flesh in between. Then came the fart itself. I can't speak for the smell because it was at the zoo and the whole place already stunk of animal farts.
 
2021-04-18 8:43:20 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I saw a rhinoceros fart once.

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The two big plates on either side slid apart, revealing a strip of bright pink flesh in between. Then came the fart itself. I can't speak for the smell because it was at the zoo and the whole place already stunk of animal farts.


I think spearing a monster in the butthole while they fart is the only way to damage the end boss in Monster Hunter.
 
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