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(IndyCar)   Welcome to the start of the season. We have an impressive "rookie" class of Jimmie Johnson, Romain Grojean, and Scott McLaughlin. Weather should be dry and pleasant. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama at 3:00 PM ET on NBC   (indycar.com) divider line
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2021-04-17 11:26:49 PM  
Ahhhhhh!
 
2021-04-18 6:39:35 AM  
pT is gonna call Grosjean, "gross Jan," all season, isn't he?
 
2021-04-18 8:10:23 AM  
Grosjean brings the heat!
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2021-04-18 10:48:31 AM  
I wonder if the 48 car will be much more thoroughly inspected in this series than in NASCAR?
 
2021-04-18 2:49:20 PM  

question_dj: pT is gonna call Grosjean, "gross Jan," all season, isn't he?


Yes, because he's an idiot.

Just watched the F1 race. That was crazy, but I'm thrilled for Lando and expect Aston to be whining all season. They've clearly inherited that from their new driver.
 
2021-04-18 2:50:48 PM  

question_dj: pT is gonna call Grosjean, "gross Jan," all season, isn't he?


He's a fan of original recipe, not extra crispy.

Thank GOD the offseason's over.
 
2021-04-18 2:55:37 PM  
Let's get this out of the way:
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2021-04-18 2:58:14 PM  

roddikinsathome: Let's get this out of the way:
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It seems to be missing the BBQ self switch/button
 
2021-04-18 2:58:21 PM  
Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.
 
2021-04-18 2:59:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.


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Keep that over in NASCAR. There's Sato and Grosjean here
 
2021-04-18 3:01:10 PM  

bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.


This is a NO IDOLS zone. People could legit die if any Idols are turned loose on Indycar.
 
2021-04-18 3:03:10 PM  
They're doing an actual pre-race show. Back in a few minutes.
 
2021-04-18 3:03:55 PM  

desertgeek: bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.

This is a NO IDOLS zone. People could legit die if any Idols are turned loose on Indycar.


Oh, I've weakened that idol.  The beam is twice as wide, but the power is half as much.  The beam in NASCAR is twice as powerful, yet half as wide.  Or something.
 
2021-04-18 3:04:02 PM  
Have I missed Paul Tracey?
 
2021-04-18 3:06:53 PM  

bluorangefyre: desertgeek: bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.

This is a NO IDOLS zone. People could legit die if any Idols are turned loose on Indycar.

Oh, I've weakened that idol.  The beam is twice as wide, but the power is half as much.  The beam in NASCAR is twice as powerful, yet half as wide.  Or something.


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2021-04-18 3:07:04 PM  

SlamPuff: Have I missed Paul Tracey?


I hardly watch IndyCar, but from the comments I've seen thus far, he sounds like either the DW or Joe Buck of the series.
 
2021-04-18 3:09:41 PM  

technomuse: bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.

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Keep that over in NASCAR. There's Sato and Grosjean here


I do have to ask:  if Sato and Grosjean wreck into each other, would that cause a singularity?  And if so, would it take out the planet or just Alabama?
 
2021-04-18 3:11:07 PM  

bluorangefyre: desertgeek: bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.

This is a NO IDOLS zone. People could legit die if any Idols are turned loose on Indycar.

Oh, I've weakened that idol.  The beam is twice as wide, but the power is half as much.  The beam in NASCAR is twice as powerful, yet half as wide.  Or something.


No. NO. NO!

Save the Idol for NASCAR and for jackasses like the Kyles.

Let me make clear, I'm not a Jimmie Johnson fan. I'm a Earnhardt guy and those titles Johnson has come with a asterisk in my book. But I respect the hell out of him for giving Indycar a shot because he has a lot more to lose than gain by doing this.
 
2021-04-18 3:11:26 PM  

bluorangefyre: technomuse: bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.

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Keep that over in NASCAR. There's Sato and Grosjean here

I do have to ask:  if Sato and Grosjean wreck into each other, would that cause a singularity?  And if so, would it take out the planet or just Alabama?


It' just makes the race double official, and makes the spider laugh
 
2021-04-18 3:22:10 PM  

technomuse: bluorangefyre: technomuse: bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.

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Keep that over in NASCAR. There's Sato and Grosjean here

I do have to ask:  if Sato and Grosjean wreck into each other, would that cause a singularity?  And if so, would it take out the planet or just Alabama?

It' just makes the race double official, and makes the spider laugh


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2021-04-18 3:22:37 PM  

bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.


His lap times are non-threateng. Keep it on ice, bruv.
 
2021-04-18 3:23:39 PM  

SlamPuff: Have I missed Paul Tracey?


No.
 
2021-04-18 3:24:13 PM  

roddikinsathome: bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.

His lap times are non-threateng. Keep it on ice, bruv.


He has been known to sandbag.  I get that feeling he's doing the same in IndyCar.
 
2021-04-18 3:25:33 PM  

Daedalus27: technomuse: bluorangefyre: technomuse: bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.

[Fark user image 425x239]

Keep that over in NASCAR. There's Sato and Grosjean here

I do have to ask:  if Sato and Grosjean wreck into each other, would that cause a singularity?  And if so, would it take out the planet or just Alabama?

It' just makes the race double official, and makes the spider laugh

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Sweet merciful crap!  Which track decided to make people's nightmares of a Shatner movie coming true happen?
 
2021-04-18 3:26:16 PM  
Apparently, Pato O'Ward has been promised that if he wins a race this season; he'll get a test in the McLaren F1 car.
 
2021-04-18 3:28:16 PM  
So many notes, so few of them on key or even in the song to begin with...
 
2021-04-18 3:28:33 PM  

desertgeek: Apparently, Pato O'Ward has been promised that if he wins a race this season; he'll get a test in the McLaren F1 car.


How likely is that to happen?
 
2021-04-18 3:28:36 PM  
Meh to poor anthem.  Pace was too slow, voice pitchy, no observed flyover.
 
2021-04-18 3:28:53 PM  

Mztlplx: So many notes, so few of them on key or even in the song to begin with...


So, a worse anthem than NASCAR?
 
2021-04-18 3:30:43 PM  

bluorangefyre: roddikinsathome: bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.

His lap times are non-threateng. Keep it on ice, bruv.

He has been known to sandbag.  I get that feeling he's doing the same in IndyCar.


It's motorsport, everybody sandbags. But in this case, he's just old & stubborn. And slow.
 
2021-04-18 3:30:44 PM  

bluorangefyre: desertgeek: Apparently, Pato O'Ward has been promised that if he wins a race this season; he'll get a test in the McLaren F1 car.

How likely is that to happen?


Not unlikely.  Pato's a Talent.
 
2021-04-18 3:31:14 PM  

bluorangefyre: desertgeek: Apparently, Pato O'Ward has been promised that if he wins a race this season; he'll get a test in the McLaren F1 car.

How likely is that to happen?


He's on the pole in a race where the pole winner more often than not wins. He also came darn close last year
 
2021-04-18 3:35:38 PM  

bluorangefyre: [Spider]

Sweet merciful crap!  Which track decided to make people's nightmares of a Shatner movie coming true happen?


Have you never SEEN Barber Motorsports Park before?
 
2021-04-18 3:35:41 PM  
I will not root for the fake great 48*.  Just saying, guys, his NASCAR career drop off correlates with Fat France's DUI arrest.

*There is one recorded instance of everybody rooting for the 48.  We don't discuss this.
 
2021-04-18 3:36:28 PM  

roddikinsathome: bluorangefyre: [Spider]

Sweet merciful crap!  Which track decided to make people's nightmares of a Shatner movie coming true happen?

Have you never SEEN Barber Motorsports Park before?


Never have.  Up until now, the only major track in Alabama I was aware of was Talladega.
 
2021-04-18 3:38:00 PM  

Kurohone: bluorangefyre: desertgeek: Apparently, Pato O'Ward has been promised that if he wins a race this season; he'll get a test in the McLaren F1 car.

How likely is that to happen?

Not unlikely.  Pato's a Talent.


every time I talked to him, even when he was doing super formula for red bull, his focus was on getting back to indycar. he wants to win the 500.

Pato legit loves indycar. I don't think he would leave unless McLaren F1 could guarantee him a chance at winning a championship.
 
2021-04-18 3:38:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: Guys, I'll be flipping between NASCAR action and your race as best as I can.  I'm interested in seeing how well Grosjean does, and hoping I don't have to pull the 48 idol out of storage.


You got one for Mike Lindell?
 
2021-04-18 3:40:44 PM  
aw shiat, we about to go indycar racing. Pato on pole, a legit chance at a championship. I'm excited!
 
2021-04-18 3:42:09 PM  

roddikinsathome: SlamPuff: Have I missed Paul Tracey?

No.


He's only doing a handful of races for some reason this year. I really hoped they'd hire Beekhuis but nope.
 
2021-04-18 3:42:38 PM  
Question:  if this is one of the "finest tracks in the world," why doesn't F1 race there?
 
2021-04-18 3:42:48 PM  
Am I the only one who misses Hobbo?
 
2021-04-18 3:43:43 PM  

bluorangefyre: Question:  if this is one of the "finest tracks in the world," why doesn't F1 race there?


because f1 charges outrageous hosting fees.
 
2021-04-18 3:44:26 PM  
Question:  Anyone know where or if Ed is working in Indycar this year?
 
2021-04-18 3:44:52 PM  
CLOWNSHOES
 
2021-04-18 3:44:52 PM  
Lap 1 clownshoes!
 
2021-04-18 3:44:56 PM  
BOOGITY

 
2021-04-18 3:45:09 PM  
crazy clownshoes there
 
2021-04-18 3:45:23 PM  
Ow clownshoes
 
2021-04-18 3:45:40 PM  
Hey NASCAR dudes? Put that shiat away please? Kthx
 
2021-04-18 3:45:42 PM  
Oh, that was NOT good....
 
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