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2021-04-18 8:43:00 AM  
I swear I have a smudging kit in my shopping cart to send to Stuart, VA if the 21 remains cursed this week
 
2021-04-18 1:21:37 PM  

technomuse: I swear I have a smudging kit in my shopping cart to send to Stuart, VA if the 21 remains cursed this week


White sage.
 
2021-04-18 1:34:18 PM  

Mztlplx: technomuse: I swear I have a smudging kit in my shopping cart to send to Stuart, VA if the 21 remains cursed this week

White sage.


Yep. Three bundles worth
 
2021-04-18 2:31:04 PM  
No rain, so that's good.
 
2021-04-18 2:37:39 PM  
"Ricky Stenhouse looking for his first win of the season..."

Erm. Yeah, I guess.
 
2021-04-18 2:51:41 PM  
I have a second, independent targeting array on the idol.  It is currently aimed at Alabama should it be needed to stop You Know Who from winning in his first race out in a different type of racing.  Given the nature of that car design meaning more chance for injury, this beam has been dialed way down, like twice as wide of a beam, but half as much power.  But if needed, it can be swung back to Richmond.
 
2021-04-18 2:51:52 PM  

downstairs: No rain, so that's good.


I'm about 90 minutes west and north of the track, the eldest kid is about an hour south. We *just* started seeing clouds at chez Muse, and it's still sunny down their way. Should be just fine
 
2021-04-18 3:03:50 PM  
New recording artist...meh.  Not awful, could have used better pace and her voice was a tad whiney.
 
2021-04-18 3:04:20 PM  

bluorangefyre: I have a second, independent targeting array on the idol.  It is currently aimed at Alabama should it be needed to stop You Know Who from winning in his first race out in a different type of racing.  Given the nature of that car design meaning more chance for injury, this beam has been dialed way down, like twice as wide of a beam, but half as much power.  But if needed, it can be swung back to Richmond.


LOL.  I am not even breaking out the beam splitter.  I am 100% targeted at the Indy car race.  Didnt even need to retrain it for a new #.  The 48 is already locked in, and ready to be fired upon.  Maximum clownshoes enabled!

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2021-04-18 3:06:03 PM  

Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: I have a second, independent targeting array on the idol.  It is currently aimed at Alabama should it be needed to stop You Know Who from winning in his first race out in a different type of racing.  Given the nature of that car design meaning more chance for injury, this beam has been dialed way down, like twice as wide of a beam, but half as much power.  But if needed, it can be swung back to Richmond.

LOL.  I am not even breaking out the beam splitter.  I am 100% targeted at the Indy car race.  Didnt even need to retrain it for a new #.  The 48 is already locked in, and ready to be fired upon.  Maximum clownshoes enabled!

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I was just told that use of idols in IndyCar could actually cause death.  Hence a weakened idol.

Considering you're not using a beam splitter, don't be shocked when KyBu wins.
 
2021-04-18 3:06:50 PM  

Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: I have a second, independent targeting array on the idol.  It is currently aimed at Alabama should it be needed to stop You Know Who from winning in his first race out in a different type of racing.  Given the nature of that car design meaning more chance for injury, this beam has been dialed way down, like twice as wide of a beam, but half as much power.  But if needed, it can be swung back to Richmond.

LOL.  I am not even breaking out the beam splitter.  I am 100% targeted at the Indy car race.  Didnt even need to retrain it for a new #.  The 48 is already locked in, and ready to be fired upon.  Maximum clownshoes enabled!

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You have to realize that Indycar is clownshoes enough without the added power of an Idol.  It is incredibly dangerous and could result in a singularity that destroys all of space/time.  Save Idols for NASCAR.  Besides Jimmie has been the slowest car in the field without the cheating and he probably doesn't need the help to suck.
 
2021-04-18 3:12:36 PM  

Daedalus27: Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: I have a second, independent targeting array on the idol.  It is currently aimed at Alabama should it be needed to stop You Know Who from winning in his first race out in a different type of racing.  Given the nature of that car design meaning more chance for injury, this beam has been dialed way down, like twice as wide of a beam, but half as much power.  But if needed, it can be swung back to Richmond.

LOL.  I am not even breaking out the beam splitter.  I am 100% targeted at the Indy car race.  Didnt even need to retrain it for a new #.  The 48 is already locked in, and ready to be fired upon.  Maximum clownshoes enabled!

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You have to realize that Indycar is clownshoes enough without the added power of an Idol.  It is incredibly dangerous and could result in a singularity that destroys all of space/time.  Save Idols for NASCAR.  Besides Jimmie has been the slowest car in the field without the cheating and he probably doesn't need the help to suck.


Guys, Guys, GUYS!!!!  I am only using missiles on the Indy race.  I got more than enough power out of the Wave Motion Engine for the Nascar race idol.  Just gotta bring it online.
 
2021-04-18 3:13:12 PM  
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2021-04-18 3:16:54 PM  
My nine-year-old just asked why the driver cartoons have abs.
 
2021-04-18 3:18:12 PM  
BOOGITY3

 
2021-04-18 3:27:17 PM  
I just threw some 1.5 inch thick Porterhouse Steaks into the smoker.  After about an hour and a half I'll check on them to see how much more cooking they need.
 
2021-04-18 3:30:18 PM  
The Fat France Tribute Caution

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2021-04-18 3:37:41 PM  
SMITE THE TOP FOUR!!!
 
2021-04-18 3:42:41 PM  
I'm still emotionally involved in the Knicks-Pelicans game for some reason...and icing 5 dozen cupcakes. Smite the appropriate cars for me
 
2021-04-18 3:43:27 PM  

bluorangefyre: SMITE THE TOP FOUR!!!


How about we just smite any multiple of 11.  That would work for me today.
 
2021-04-18 3:46:56 PM  
Meanwhile, I can see WHY they don't use idols in IndyCar!  And HWSNBN found his golden horseshoe.
 
2021-04-18 3:52:52 PM  

bluorangefyre: Meanwhile, I can see WHY they don't use idols in IndyCar!  And HWSNBN found his golden horseshoe.


Up his azz?
 
2021-04-18 3:53:55 PM  
Stage One Complete.  Meh.

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2021-04-18 3:54:57 PM  

QueenMamaBee: bluorangefyre: Meanwhile, I can see WHY they don't use idols in IndyCar!  And HWSNBN found his golden horseshoe.

Up his azz?


Of course.  I mean, a Medium One, and he's got the only IndyCar that I've ever seen hit something and not damage anything.
 
2021-04-18 3:59:07 PM  

bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: bluorangefyre: Meanwhile, I can see WHY they don't use idols in IndyCar!  And HWSNBN found his golden horseshoe.

Up his azz?

Of course.  I mean, a Medium One, and he's got the only IndyCar that I've ever seen hit something and not damage anything.


Hint--being IN THE BACK OF THE FIELD without anyone behind you when the wreck is up front can't be a big help in avoiding a wreck
 
2021-04-18 3:59:52 PM  

technomuse: bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: bluorangefyre: Meanwhile, I can see WHY they don't use idols in IndyCar!  And HWSNBN found his golden horseshoe.

Up his azz?

Of course.  I mean, a Medium One, and he's got the only IndyCar that I've ever seen hit something and not damage anything.

Hint--being IN THE BACK OF THE FIELD without anyone behind you when the wreck is up front can't be a big help in avoiding a wreck


Can. Not can't. Damn automistake and eyepatch
 
2021-04-18 4:03:03 PM  
Meanwhile in Alabama... IDOL STRIKE!!!

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2021-04-18 4:03:57 PM  

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2021-04-18 4:07:15 PM  
technomuse:

Can. Not can't. Damn automistake and eyepatch

YAR!!

Got a bottle of Rum to go with that patch?
 
2021-04-18 4:07:36 PM  
Indycar race has already been more action packed than the racing at this sorry excuse for a short track.
 
2021-04-18 4:08:24 PM  

Warmachine999: technomuse:

Can. Not can't. Damn automistake and eyepatch

YAR!!

Got a bottle of Rum to go with that patch?


Lord I wish...
 
2021-04-18 4:09:40 PM  

Jensaarai: Indycar race has already been more action packed than the racing at this sorry excuse for a short track.


Agreed.  I have the IndyCar race in the browser and the NASCAR race on the phone.
 
2021-04-18 4:11:41 PM  

technomuse: technomuse: bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: bluorangefyre: Meanwhile, I can see WHY they don't use idols in IndyCar!  And HWSNBN found his golden horseshoe.

Up his azz?

Of course.  I mean, a Medium One, and he's got the only IndyCar that I've ever seen hit something and not damage anything.

Hint--being IN THE BACK OF THE FIELD without anyone behind you when the wreck is up front can't be a big help in avoiding a wreck

Can. Not can't. Damn automistake and eyepatch


Eyepatch? 
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2021-04-18 4:23:08 PM  
That's why I don't like three wide
 
2021-04-18 4:24:51 PM  
zzzzzzzzz OH, hello Newman!

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2021-04-18 4:26:30 PM  
First actual caution at Richmond in 2 years
 
2021-04-18 4:33:22 PM  

downstairs: First actual caution at Richmond in 2 years


If Richmond were replaced with a slot track, would anyone notice?
 
2021-04-18 4:40:40 PM  
Meanwhile, my Fox feed on Fubo has crapped out.  UGH!
 
2021-04-18 4:41:19 PM  
Just now joining because it was my fiancée's birthday party until just now, but we did have the race on and muted for the last half-hour or so. Why so few comments?
 
2021-04-18 4:42:56 PM  

Fireproof: Just now joining because it was my fiancée's birthday party until just now, but we did have the race on and muted for the last half-hour or so. Why so few comments?


Boring race, and He Who Shall Not Be Named is making his IndyCar debut.  That race was a lot more interesting to start off.
 
2021-04-18 4:43:07 PM  
"Tubi. Yep, 100% for real free. Not like that stupid fake-free Peacock. Or worse yet, Turbo Tax."
 
2021-04-18 4:43:51 PM  
Taking a break from "JimmieCar" to say hi.
 
2021-04-18 4:46:08 PM  

turbokat: Taking a break from "JimmieCar" to say hi.


Hi again TK!  You're not missing much over here.  I mean, even with my Fox feed being skip city, there's only been one wreck here.
 
2021-04-18 4:46:14 PM  

turbokat: Taking a break from "JimmieCar" to say hi.


Hi! You're not missing anything over here.
 
2021-04-18 4:50:38 PM  
Who let the horse out front?
 
2021-04-18 4:50:41 PM  

bluorangefyre: Fireproof: Just now joining because it was my fiancée's birthday party until just now, but we did have the race on and muted for the last half-hour or so. Why so few comments?

Boring race, and He Who Shall Not Be Named is making his IndyCar debut.  That race was a lot more interesting to start off.


Ah. Yeah, I missed the first 25 laps or so, but the only thing I noticed was a lot of Surprise Buttsex leading and the 6 spinning.
 
2021-04-18 4:51:14 PM  

bluorangefyre: Who let the horse out front?


It's a Derby prep race. He's running extra fast
 
2021-04-18 4:52:10 PM  

bluorangefyre: Who let the horse out front?


On those old tires, he'll be back in the barn soon enough.
 
2021-04-18 4:58:43 PM  

turbokat: bluorangefyre: Who let the horse out front?

On those old tires, he'll be back in the barn soon enough.


Horsey needs to be re-shooed.
 
2021-04-18 5:04:43 PM  
why are they paying so much attention to Brad?
 
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