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(Twitter)   Mr. Perfect did it better. Oh, and for those of you who love America...the Yankees are last place in the AL   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-04-17 2:35:11 PM  
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2021-04-17 2:46:56 PM  
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2021-04-17 3:20:43 PM  
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2021-04-17 5:38:35 PM  
May is still a ways off.
 
2021-04-17 8:02:35 PM  
Let's see him toss the bat behind his back, over the shoulder then catch it.
 
2021-04-17 8:22:47 PM  
Yes.. not even three weeks into the season and the Yankees have so far played a third of their games against the one team that has inexplicably had their number for the past few years, but sure.. whatever counts as a holiday for you people.
 
2021-04-17 8:31:21 PM  
At least the A's are .500 or were earlier today. Their start was horrendous.

/ Or A for awful.
 
2021-04-17 8:37:10 PM  
If the Yankees are lucky, they'll have more wins this year than their biggest fan did over his entire career.

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2021-04-17 8:38:14 PM  
It's still a travesty that Mr. Perfect never got the Heavyweight championship. He would have been so good in that role.
 
2021-04-17 8:38:20 PM  
Finkus Maximus, BTW, not that bum in front of him.
 
2021-04-17 8:38:50 PM  
I lived on Long Island for four years when I was 8-11 and I had exactly one friend who was a Yankee fan (to be fair, his dad played AAA for the Yankee org.). But my point is that out out of like 30 friends in grade school only one was a Yankee fan. The rest were Mets fans. Yes I lived on Long Island and yes my Massapequa soccer team was the #1 in the state for 11-YOS, no thanks to my 'performance' as a midfielder.

/ Yeah, we kicked Valley Stream's ass.
 
2021-04-17 8:41:39 PM  
Suck it Yankees. Meanwhile, my Rockies are a top-30 team.
 
2021-04-17 9:06:11 PM  
And I thought the Red Sox would be DFL by now...

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2021-04-17 9:33:51 PM  

The Bestest: Yes.. not even three weeks into the season and the Yankees have so far played a third of their games against the one team that has inexplicably had their number for the past few years, but sure.. whatever counts as a holiday for you people.


This.

/waits until August/September when the Yanks are in the thick of the race
//and everyone gets salty
///while I have a grin as wide as The Joker
 
2021-04-17 9:38:28 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: It's still a travesty that Mr. Perfect never got the Heavyweight championship. He would have been so good in that role.


Was he ever a face for an extended period of time?

Dude would have been a great heel champ, his smugness was off the charts.
 
2021-04-17 9:55:59 PM  

WoodyHayes: Straight Outta Wells Branch: It's still a travesty that Mr. Perfect never got the Heavyweight championship. He would have been so good in that role.

Was he ever a face for an extended period of time?

Dude would have been a great heel champ, his smugness was off the charts.


He might have had a baby face turn in WCW, but not in WWF.
 
2021-04-17 10:10:14 PM  
The Rays might not be beating many teams right now but they've got the Yankees number

Go Tampa Bay
 
2021-04-17 10:15:00 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: WoodyHayes: Straight Outta Wells Branch: It's still a travesty that Mr. Perfect never got the Heavyweight championship. He would have been so good in that role.

Was he ever a face for an extended period of time?

Dude would have been a great heel champ, his smugness was off the charts.

He might have had a baby face turn in WCW, but not in WWF.


He would be the fan favorite heel in today's world, where the boos come with appreciation.  I don't recall him ever being booked as a face, though.
 
2021-04-17 10:17:49 PM  
Mr. Perfect??? He thinks his shiat doesn't stink!  Hacksaw Jim Duggan, now he'd be the first to tell you his shiat stinks!


Make Confidence Your Bitch!
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2021-04-17 10:22:14 PM  
Yu Darvish was perfect through four innings, then walked Clayton Kershaw w/ the bases loaded. Somebody is screwing around w/ that probability machine that Prince Humperdink was using on Deep Space Nine for this entire Dodgers series.

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2021-04-17 10:33:48 PM  

The Bestest: Yes.. not even three weeks into the season and the Yankees have so far played a third of their games against the one team that has inexplicably had their number for the past few years, but sure.. whatever counts as a holiday for you people.


Are you talking about Yankees fans?  You know, like the ones at the game booing and throwing shiat onto the field.
 
2021-04-17 10:37:24 PM  

fatalvenom: And I thought the Red Sox would be DFL by now...

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This. I didn't peg them to go 500. But it's still early.
 
2021-04-17 10:37:53 PM  

Wadded Beef: Suck it Yankees. Meanwhile, my Rockies are a top-30 team.


Gonna need a citation on that one, brother.
 
2021-04-17 11:20:26 PM  
okay, that was pretty good. I larfed.

maybe both the whiny fans and jubilant haters should hold off for a bit, yeah? the season is under 9% finished.
 
2021-04-17 11:34:18 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: It's still a travesty that Mr. Perfect never got the Heavyweight championship. He would have been so good in that role.


He was the AWA champ in 1987:

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2021-04-18 12:19:59 AM  

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It sucks he is dead. RIP Curt Henning.
 
2021-04-18 1:14:45 AM  
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2021-04-18 1:41:29 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: It's still a travesty that Mr. Perfect never got the Heavyweight championship. He would have been so good in that role.


He had lousy timing in the WWE.  Entered at the tail end of Hulkamania and Warriors first run, then Flair arrived and after that Vince went crazy with his monster heels.  At least we have his matches with Brett as a glimpse into what should have been a Wrestlemania main event.
 
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2021-04-18 6:46:11 AM  
Twitter guy is very easily impressed. I mean, Judge is paid millions of dollars to hit fast things with a bat, and here he is hitting a slow thing with a bat. I'm impressed. My pants aren't fitting right in the crotch right now.
 
2021-04-18 6:54:35 AM  
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My daughter bought me this shirt a few years back.  I need a new one in a smaller size, but sadly it doesn't seem to be available anymore.
 
2021-04-18 9:01:13 AM  
WWE Classics- Mr. Perfect shows Wade Boggs the 'perfect' swing
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2021-04-18 3:57:25 PM  
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2021-04-18 6:58:33 PM  

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My daughter bought me this shirt a few years back.  I need a new one in a smaller size, but sadly it doesn't seem to be available anymore.


If you ever need a character witness, you call me and I've got your back. That is a testament to quality parenting and I don't care about anything else you've possibly done throughout the course of your life, you're good in my book.

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Wade Boggs was probably my favorite player growing up and it blew me away when I learned that one of my favorite wrestlers, Curt Hennig, legit saved his life. All the good intentions in the world amount to nothing productive if that person can't physically carry your two hundred pounds over their shoulder for a mile on rough terrain. Hennig certainly had his demons but that was bad ass stuff, he did right by the world that day.
 
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