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2021-04-17 1:04:08 PM  
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2021-04-17 1:06:36 PM  
Dude has some strange fetishes.

That's a lot of fish tanks.

The hummer in the driveway really ties it all together.
 
2021-04-17 1:08:19 PM  

unixpro: Dude has some strange fetishes.

That's a lot of fish tanks.

The hummer in the driveway really ties it all together.


Do like his arcade though.
 
2021-04-17 1:08:43 PM  
Trump had a yard sale, I see.
 
2021-04-17 1:13:48 PM  
Personally I really liked the roll of toilet paper on the unmade bed. So many questions!
 
2021-04-17 1:35:34 PM  
ALL HAIL KING TCHOTCHKE

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2021-04-17 1:45:32 PM  
I bet it smells bad.
 
2021-04-17 1:58:20 PM  

Gravitationally Challenged: Personally I really liked the roll of toilet paper on the unmade bed. So many questions!


That seemed the most easily answered question of the lot.
 
2021-04-17 2:03:47 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Gravitationally Challenged: Personally I really liked the roll of toilet paper on the unmade bed. So many questions!

That seemed the most easily answered question of the lot.


True. I was expecting a box of Kleenex and a bottle of lotion. But given the amount of untraditional decor, I shouldn't have been surprised.
 
2021-04-17 2:06:39 PM  
If the arcade games are included my agent will be in touch.
 
2021-04-17 2:22:17 PM  
Screw the rest. I WANT this room

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2021-04-17 2:26:07 PM  
Don't eat then brown acid....

But who am I to judge, I would be considered eclectic in many ways.  But, I know what it means to stage a house
 
2021-04-17 2:29:42 PM  
fish tanks, arcade games, and plentiful canned foods, these are the ways of kings!
 
2021-04-17 2:32:39 PM  
"Behold... my stuff."
 
2021-04-17 2:41:52 PM  
Somebody is rich.
 
2021-04-17 2:44:20 PM  
300K? jfc
 
2021-04-17 2:47:41 PM  
Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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2021-04-17 3:06:28 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2021-04-17 3:30:46 PM  

Gravitationally Challenged: Personally I really liked the roll of toilet paper on the unmade bed. So many questions!


There's a convenient garbage can within reach of the main toilet, so who really cares where you put the toilet paper at that point.
 
2021-04-17 3:31:44 PM  

leeto2: Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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You sure that's not a couple of these?

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2021-04-17 3:34:45 PM  
What's even more impressive is according to the listing it was last sold in 2019, so all that character was installed over a mere two years.  That is true dedication to one's eccentricity.
 
2021-04-17 4:02:46 PM  
You really should clean the place up a bit and do basic stuff like make up the beds, put dirty laundry in a hamper or basket, etc. before the realty listing pics are taken. In short, tidy up so it doesn't look like a tornado ripped through the interior. Those photos make me think that the place has overall been poorly maintained and probably hasn't had a thorough cleaning in a long time.

Also, $300,000 seems a bit pricy for a manufactured home, but maybe that's just me.
 
2021-04-17 4:14:37 PM  

BumpInTheNight: What's even more impressive is according to the listing it was last sold in 2019, so all that character was installed over a mere two years.  That is true dedication to one's eccentricity.


I'm calling it. Lottery winner. Won a million or so two years ago, blew the lot on this junk and is now broke hence the sale.
 
2021-04-17 4:21:16 PM  

GardenWeasel: Screw the rest. I WANT this room

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If he has Defender I'll pay two times the asking price
 
2021-04-17 4:21:18 PM  

leeto2: Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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He didn't hide the laundry piles.

I'm guessing those cuffs have never been used.
 
2021-04-17 4:21:54 PM  
Must have been some acid-tripping staging company set that one up.
 
2021-04-17 4:22:39 PM  

aimtastic: leeto2: Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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You sure that's not a couple of these?

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2021-04-17 4:23:21 PM  
Definitely massive credit for the overall Gaming Nerd meets Hunter S Thompson approach...
 
2021-04-17 4:23:27 PM  

leeto2: Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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There's the roll of 'clean up' TP on the bed too.

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2021-04-17 4:23:49 PM  

Gravitationally Challenged: Personally I really liked the roll of toilet paper on the unmade bed. So many questions!


Only rich people buy five types of paper.
Toilet paper
Paper towels
Tissue
Napkins
Alllllll cost money . Some people only buy one.
 
2021-04-17 4:23:51 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: BumpInTheNight: What's even more impressive is according to the listing it was last sold in 2019, so all that character was installed over a mere two years.  That is true dedication to one's eccentricity.

I'm calling it. Lottery winner. Won a million or so two years ago, blew the lot on this junk and is now broke hence the sale.


Oh man, I think you are right on the money there.  Explains the class of the decor, the choices of vehicles and rapid accumulation of it all.
 
2021-04-17 4:24:06 PM  

aimtastic: leeto2: Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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You sure that's not a couple of these?

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Quite possibly.
 
2021-04-17 4:24:35 PM  
Neck beard palace? Where's the fedora collection hiding?

I like the computer chair in the kitchen. I'm imagining someone slowly rolling from the fridge to an open space on the counter to eat.
 
2021-04-17 4:24:47 PM  
Oh. My. Ra. I love it!
 
2021-04-17 4:25:03 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: If the arcade games are included my agent will be in touch.


I'd only buy this place, if it came with everyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thing.
 
2021-04-17 4:25:32 PM  

Muta: leeto2: Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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There's the roll of 'clean up' TP on the bed too.

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I'm more concerned about the foot to the left...
 
2021-04-17 4:26:25 PM  
Oh god, thats local, and in my price range.
 
2021-04-17 4:28:24 PM  

Muta: leeto2: Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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There's the roll of 'clean up' TP on the bed too.

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Look at that upright fan pointed right at where their asses would be doggy style.
 
2021-04-17 4:28:47 PM  
I really like how the only room that looks like it is cleaned and occupied at all is the geek room. Every other room is just where the junk accumulates.
 
2021-04-17 4:28:59 PM  
Whoever lives here is not ready to move.  Makes me wonder what the story is.  Probably something that would make me sad.
 
2021-04-17 4:29:05 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: BumpInTheNight: What's even more impressive is according to the listing it was last sold in 2019, so all that character was installed over a mere two years.  That is true dedication to one's eccentricity.

I'm calling it. Lottery winner. Won a million or so two years ago, blew the lot on this junk and is now broke hence the sale.


Considering there's a flat screen TV on top of two dresser drawers pushed together I have to agree you're probably correct.
 
2021-04-17 4:29:15 PM  

GardenWeasel: Screw the rest. I WANT this room

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Those are mostly Arcade1UP machines, available at Walmart. They're about $350 to $400.
 
2021-04-17 4:29:50 PM  
$800 a sq ft.
 
2021-04-17 4:30:55 PM  
If that is off the rails well then I don't want to be on them.
 
2021-04-17 4:31:21 PM  
Here's the poor man's version of those pictures:

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2021-04-17 4:31:35 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: BumpInTheNight: What's even more impressive is according to the listing it was last sold in 2019, so all that character was installed over a mere two years.  That is true dedication to one's eccentricity.

I'm calling it. Lottery winner. Won a million or so two years ago, blew the lot on this junk and is now broke hence the sale.


Or inheritance money blown on impulse purchases.
 
2021-04-17 4:32:47 PM  

Somaticasual: Muta: leeto2: Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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There's the roll of 'clean up' TP on the bed too.

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I'm more concerned about the foot to the left...


I'm picking bargain basement Real Doll. You know, just the waist down
 
2021-04-17 4:32:58 PM  
Fancy thrones and artwork in a masterbatoriam sure makes a statement.
 
2021-04-17 4:33:01 PM  

bigdog1960: $800 a sq ft.


I was looking at house down the page $1,199,000 for 1500 sqft
 
2021-04-17 4:33:12 PM  

Muta: leeto2: Pro-tip, hid the bondage cuffs before the realtor starts snapping pics.
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There's the roll of 'clean up' TP on the bed too.

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Wait...whose sock is sticking out from under that blanket???
 
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