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(USA Today)   Finally, the greatest broadcaster in history will host Jeopardy   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2021-04-17 12:00:34 PM  
Chuck Woolery?
 
2021-04-17 12:02:56 PM  
Curt Gowdy?
 
2021-04-17 12:03:17 PM  
Paul Harvey?
 
2021-04-17 12:09:58 PM  
Jim Brockmire?
 
2021-04-17 12:12:27 PM  
I'm not a big Jeopardy watcher, but I'd definitely make an effort to tune in if they got Steven Wright.
 
2021-04-17 12:12:43 PM  
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2021-04-17 12:13:37 PM  
Pretty sure his dad is still dead, unfortunately.

/Apple fell a long way from that tree.
 
2021-04-17 12:13:50 PM  
If they're letting that nozzle take a turn, they damn well better give LeVar Burton a shot.
 
2021-04-17 12:14:59 PM  

wet drum sandwich: I'm not a big Jeopardy watcher, but I'd definitely make an effort to tune in if they got Steven Wright.


They did a screen test, but episode went 47 minutes long.

/Norm Macdonald as Turd Ferguson would be epic.
 
2021-04-17 12:19:57 PM  
I can't wait to listen to him completely forget to say anything positive, interesting or valuable about every guest from the entire west coast.
 
2021-04-17 12:24:57 PM  
Daniel tosh?
 
2021-04-17 1:04:06 PM  

Nah'mean: If they're letting that nozzle take a turn, they damn well better give LeVar Burton a shot.


This comment should crash the Fark database due to overflow of the Smart vote count.
 
2021-04-17 2:29:48 PM  
Broadcasting whore does broadcasting. News at 5, 6, 9 and 10
 
2021-04-17 2:38:47 PM  
Cronkite is dead.
 
2021-04-17 3:20:43 PM  
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/"Joe Buck - it's nothing personal, I just happen to hate your stupid face."
 
2021-04-17 3:35:59 PM  

edmo: Cronkite is dead.


So is Johnny Most.
 
2021-04-17 3:41:57 PM  
I'd rather see Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery.
 
2021-04-17 4:10:13 PM  
Now here's a guy who would be worse than Joe Buck:
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2021-04-17 4:12:38 PM  
Vin Scully has retired and not interested.
 
2021-04-17 4:13:23 PM  

bluorangefyre: Now here's a guy who would be worse than Joe Buck:
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Al, you talk about a guy who moves around looking for the Daily Double! Watch this...see how he moves from Potent Potables for $800 all the way across the board to Opera for $1600. Finds the Daily Double right there. You talk about a fantastic Jeopardy player, that guy has a tremendous motor, I'll tell you.
 
2021-04-17 4:23:19 PM  
Joe Buck, eh?
Urine for a bad time.
 
2021-04-17 4:24:50 PM  

BretMavrik: Jim Brockmire?


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And Subby gets a -1 for trolling.
 
2021-04-17 4:25:47 PM  

Nah'mean: If they're letting that nozzle take a turn, they damn well better give LeVar Burton a shot.


No, it's going to be Mephisto
 
2021-04-17 4:26:14 PM  
Hope contestants hide their shoes.
 
2021-04-17 4:26:16 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: edmo: Cronkite is dead.

So is Johnny Most.


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2021-04-17 4:26:58 PM  
Aaron Rodgers has been the best guest host so far.
 
2021-04-17 4:28:39 PM  
Ny Giants - The Helmet Catch 1(Eli to David Tyree)
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2021-04-17 4:28:40 PM  
LeVar Burton or we riot.
 
2021-04-17 4:29:17 PM  
Buck:  Hey Akiman, Hehehehe. I'm, uh, hosting Jeopardy.

Aikman: Shut up, Dillmuch.

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2021-04-17 4:30:46 PM  
Ah yes, Joe "Zzzzzz" Buck
 
2021-04-17 4:36:03 PM  
He's going to speak very monotone in a long stream of consciousness saying really nothing at all and maybe only partially related to the actual question or answer at hand while maintaining creepy unbroken eye contact with the camera and a robotic smile that never quite ends until he suddenly RAISES HIS VOICE FOR THE DAILY DOUBLE.
 
2021-04-17 4:41:02 PM  
He'll be better than "Dr" Oz and hopefully won't creep on the female contestants.
 
2021-04-17 4:42:37 PM  
The ST:TNG actors have stories about how the studio's lot was infested with feral cats and the sets smelled like cat shiat and piss.  Imagine how much the Jeopardy set is going to week after a week of shoepissing.
 
2021-04-17 4:42:54 PM  

BretMavrik: Jim Brockmire?


Thank you!!!
 
2021-04-17 4:44:13 PM  

KingKauff: He'll be better than "Dr" Oz and hopefully won't creep on the female contestants.


But let's not forget that Richard Dawson is still the biggest creep in game show history.

Richard Dawson kisses 200+ Women Family Feud full season 1980
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2021-04-17 4:44:16 PM  

OkieDookie: The ST:TNG actors have stories about how the studio's lot was infested with feral cats and the sets smelled like cat shiat and piss.  Imagine how much the Jeopardy set is going to week after a week of shoepissing.


Dammit, autocorrect.  Reek, not week.
 
2021-04-17 4:46:01 PM  

BretMavrik: Jim Brockmire?


I haven't watched Jeopardy since the mid 90s, but I'd tune in to watch that.
 
2021-04-17 4:46:03 PM  
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/Oblig
 
2021-04-17 4:46:38 PM  
Alex Karras is dead, Subby.

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2021-04-17 4:46:46 PM  

BretMavrik: wet drum sandwich: I'm not a big Jeopardy watcher, but I'd definitely make an effort to tune in if they got Steven Wright.

They did a screen test, but episode went 47 minutes long.

/Norm Macdonald as Turd Ferguson would be epic.


Man, how they haven't done a week with Will Farrel but him being entirely serious, ill never know
 
2021-04-17 4:47:35 PM  

The Crepes of Wrath: BretMavrik: Jim Brockmire?

I haven't watched Jeopardy since the mid 90s, but I'd tune in to watch that.


Even Hank Azaria being himself would be fantastic.
 
2021-04-17 4:52:47 PM  
"Did you ever wonder why Jeopardy makes people answer in the form of a question?  Seems unnecessarily complicated to me. 
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(you read that in his voice)
 
2021-04-17 4:57:55 PM  
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2021-04-17 5:00:44 PM  

The_Sponge: OtherLittleGuy: edmo: Cronkite is dead.

So is Johnny Most.

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Donny, on the other hand, has still got it.
 
2021-04-17 5:03:30 PM  
Watch the Football! ⚽ | That Mitchell and Webb Look - BBC
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2021-04-17 5:04:58 PM  

Billy Liar: The_Sponge: OtherLittleGuy: edmo: Cronkite is dead.

So is Johnny Most.

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Donny, on the other hand, has still got it.


Donny Most on Family Guy... sorry, DON Most on Family Guy!
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2021-04-17 5:13:09 PM  

Wireless Joe: "Did you ever wonder why Jeopardy makes people answer in the form of a question?  Seems unnecessarily complicated to me. 
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I read that in Beavis' voice.   Funk dat!
 
2021-04-17 5:18:35 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Wireless Joe: "Did you ever wonder why Jeopardy makes people answer in the form of a question?  Seems unnecessarily complicated to me. 
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(you read that in his voice)

I read that in Beavis' voice.   Funk dat!


"Why do they call it taking a dump?  They should call it leaving a dump!"
 
2021-04-17 5:33:22 PM  

BretMavrik: Jim Brockmire?


Came here to throw in Howard Stern but BretMavrik makes a compelling argument.  Might have to go with Brockmire.
 
2021-04-17 5:36:58 PM  

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Getting ready for a Halloween party, 2016:

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