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2021-04-17 11:47:37 AM  
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2021-04-17 11:53:31 AM  
Well, so he would have us believe, but Picard wasn't buying it.
The afterlife in Star Trek (TNG 6x15 "Tapestry")
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2021-04-17 11:59:43 AM  
Further confirmation of my devout and unshakeable belief that Kristians worship the Wrong God.

They always repeat the cliché chestnut that  the Devil's best trick is convincing people that he doesn't exist, but I say, no way. He has a higher Trump card, convincing Kristians that he is Their God. The One. The Only.

When the Mask of God falls, I expect the Devil to cry out "Did you know it was me?"

My answer is "Yes, too obvious." Why array yourself as an Angel of Light when you can play the Divinity?
 
2021-04-17 12:02:25 PM  
I'm starting to think this Lin Wood fella might not be all there.
 
2021-04-17 12:06:11 PM  
K whoever posted this. Bravo.

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2021-04-17 12:07:48 PM  
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2021-04-17 12:08:51 PM  
The truth is out: God is Q

If you mean both are QAnonexistent?  I agree.
 
2021-04-17 12:23:33 PM  

brantgoose: Further confirmation of my devout and unshakeable belief that Kristians worship the Wrong God.

They always repeat the cliché chestnut that  the Devil's best trick is convincing people that he doesn't exist, but I say, no way. He has a higher Trump card, convincing Kristians that he is Their God. The One. The Only.

When the Mask of God falls, I expect the Devil to cry out "Did you know it was me?"

My answer is "Yes, too obvious." Why array yourself as an Angel of Light when you can play the Divinity?


American xtians could not be less like Jesus, if they farking tried.
 
2021-04-17 12:35:11 PM  
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2021-04-17 1:18:03 PM  
Watching that a couple of thoughts came to mind.
1. It looks like he is siphoning off (the least stable) evangelicals to form a new religion. 
2. There seems to be a consistent percentage of (insecure) people who need an authoritarian sky daddy. The more vindictive the better.

I suspect we are witnessing the birth of a new branch of the Abrahamic religions and you know how well those have served humanity and the planet.

/I hope I'm wrong.
 
2021-04-17 4:57:33 PM  
I find it interesting that the good option with the Abrahamic religions is to be taken after your death and have everything that made you...you...stripped away and made to sing the praises of a sociopathic god-thing for the rest of eternity. And that IS the good option
 
2021-04-17 4:58:29 PM  
Scared people often turn to religion for a sense of security, group membership and hope. Jesus didn't do enough to stop Barack HUSSEIN Obama, so many switched to Q.
 
2021-04-17 4:59:12 PM  
Summary for those who don't want to endure this video?
 
2021-04-17 4:59:36 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: I'm starting to think this Lin Wood fella might not be all there.


Well he knows his audience.
 
2021-04-17 5:00:57 PM  
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2021-04-17 5:01:08 PM  

lordjupiter: Summary for those who don't want to endure this video?


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2021-04-17 5:02:32 PM  
How is it that's bats*** insane, evangelical and Q intersect? Let alone DJT?

Just asking questions.
 
2021-04-17 5:03:30 PM  
He's at a podium, and not in a padded cell, and thats a problem.
 
2021-04-17 5:04:11 PM  
People who believe in nonsense like Q are seriously mentally ill.
 
2021-04-17 5:05:36 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


"He's going to rebirth you into the spirit world and create exactly the person he intended you to be."

Why didn't your god just do it right the first time? And if he farked up the first attempt what makes you think he will get it right the next time?

Sounds like some Rocky and Bullwinkle shiat to me. "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat, this time for sure!"
 
2021-04-17 5:07:10 PM  
Both God and Q were a 4chan joke taken too far? Well, it wouldn't surprise me.
 
2021-04-17 5:07:33 PM  

Phil McKraken: Scared people often turn to religion for a sense of security, group membership and hope. Jesus didn't do enough to stop Barack HUSSEIN Obama, so many switched to Q.


Of course the people who believe in things that don't exist are also the ones who are scared of things that don't exist.
 
2021-04-17 5:08:50 PM  

I Ate Shergar: Well, so he would have us believe, but Picard wasn't buying it.
[YouTube video: The afterlife in Star Trek (TNG 6x15 "Tapestry")]


I came into this thread to post this. I leave slightly frustrated but happy ... I'm not dead yet. 😊
 
2021-04-17 5:10:06 PM  
If systemic racism didn't exist, it would need to be invented.
 
2021-04-17 5:10:48 PM  
Man they're really gonna go all the way with this aren't they? Poison Kool-Aid and everything?
 
2021-04-17 5:11:13 PM  

lordjupiter: Summary for those who don't want to endure this video?


Lin Wood is still an asshole.
 
2021-04-17 5:11:28 PM  
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2021-04-17 5:12:00 PM  

jayhawk88: Man they're really gonna go all the way with this aren't they? Poison Kool-Aid and everything?


Poisoned Kool-Aid would be a pretty ideal outcome.
 
2021-04-17 5:12:42 PM  
Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for this Wood fella.
 
2021-04-17 5:13:35 PM  
I'm kind of at a loss for words.

Those magicians are very good at turning sticks into snakes and back again. I'll give them that much.
 
2021-04-17 5:13:36 PM  
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Explains a lot, actually.
 
2021-04-17 5:14:15 PM  

iheartscotch: I find it interesting that the good option with the Abrahamic religions is to be taken after your death and have everything that made you...you...stripped away and made to sing the praises of a sociopathic god-thing for the rest of eternity. And that IS the good option


Is that thing they plan to set on fire for eternity without it simply going insane or coming to either like or at least become numb to the torture really you?
 
2021-04-17 5:14:29 PM  
Well, that at least explains how he was able to post to 8kun before users were able to.

Still makes me wonder; What does god need with an imageboard?
 
2021-04-17 5:14:32 PM  

brantgoose: Further confirmation of my devout and unshakeable belief that Kristians worship the Wrong God.

They always repeat the cliché chestnut that  the Devil's best trick is convincing people that he doesn't exist, but I say, no way. He has a higher Trump card, convincing Kristians that he is Their God. The One. The Only.

When the Mask of God falls, I expect the Devil to cry out "Did you know it was me?"

My answer is "Yes, too obvious." Why array yourself as an Angel of Light when you can play the Divinity?


Fun fact:

In the very first story in the Bible God lied to Adam and Eve ("If you eat from the fruit of the tree of Knowledge you will surely die this day"... they did and didn't) and the serpent told them the truth ("He doesn't want you to eat it because you will become more like him, but it is basically harmless")

I have long thought it would be interesting to see the Bible from the opposite point of view, kinda like the play "Wicked" where it turns out all the bad guys were the good ones and the good guys were assholes.
 
2021-04-17 5:15:06 PM  
Meth. Not even once.
 
2021-04-17 5:15:52 PM  

Alex_Lee: Watching that a couple of thoughts came to mind.
1. It looks like he is siphoning off (the least stable) evangelicals to form a new religion. 
2. There seems to be a consistent percentage of (insecure) people who need an authoritarian sky daddy. The more vindictive the better.

I suspect we are witnessing the birth of a new branch of the Abrahamic religions and you know how well those have served humanity and the planet.

/I hope I'm wrong.


It's a new branch of Aum Shinrikyo.
 
2021-04-17 5:18:37 PM  
Q was regularly wrong
Ergo if God is Q, then God is regularly wrong.
Ergo, the being called 'God', is not.
 
2021-04-17 5:20:43 PM  
No I'm not.
 
2021-04-17 5:21:26 PM  

RasIanI: How is it that's bats*** insane, evangelical and Q intersect? Let alone DJT?

Just asking questions.


Batshiat insane
Christian woo woo
Qultist running for public office
A narcissistic psychopathic cult leader.

Everything old is new again!

If you've got 23 minutes, this nice British man will tell you all about how it happened before so that you can better understand how and why it is happening now:
Shoko Asahara: The Cultist who Terrorized Japan
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2021-04-17 5:21:45 PM  

echo5mike: People who believe in nonsense like DEITIES are seriously mentally ill.


ftfe
 
2021-04-17 5:23:08 PM  

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patriottakes: Here's Lin Wood yesterday in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the Health and Freedom Conference. QAnon believers are obsessing over this. https://t.co/A9Uop940wI


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Why is it ALWAYS the exact opposite of what they claim when these assholes name shiat like that.
 
2021-04-17 5:25:33 PM  
In typical fashion with these assholes, they got it exactly backwards:Q,asshole that he is, nevertheless, has attained the level of gOD in the eyes of the Flynn posse on down to the morons who stormed the USCapitol, thinking that Trump was ROBBED.
 
2021-04-17 5:26:44 PM  

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In a late night stoned conversation, I coined the term kinderhell while explaining there's multiple levels.

/can't wait to graduate
 
2021-04-17 5:30:19 PM  

jayhawk88: Man they're really gonna go all the way with this aren't they? Poison Kool-Aid and everything?


Promise?
 
2021-04-17 5:34:24 PM  

PaulRB: The truth is out: God is Q

If you mean both are QAnonexistent?  I agree.


Naw, 'Q' exists. He's the pedo douchebag behind 8chan/kun.
 
2021-04-17 5:38:27 PM  

RasIanI: How is it that's bats*** insane, evangelical and Q intersect? Let alone DJT?

Just asking questions.


They all require "faith" which is unwavering belief without any evidence?
 
2021-04-17 5:40:59 PM  
So, this is God?

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No wonder shiat is so farked up.
 
2021-04-17 5:42:16 PM  

jst3p: I have long thought it would be interesting to see the Bible from the opposite point of view, kinda like the play "Wicked" where it turns out all the bad guys were the good ones and the good guys were assholes.


It's been done.
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2021-04-17 5:43:08 PM  

lordjupiter: Summary for those who don't want to endure this video?


They are farking insane
 
2021-04-17 5:44:31 PM  

brantgoose: Further confirmation of my devout and unshakeable belief that Kristians worship the Wrong God.

They always repeat the cliché chestnut that  the Devil's best trick is convincing people that he doesn't exist, but I say, no way. He has a higher Trump card, convincing Kristians that he is Their God. The One. The Only.

When the Mask of God falls, I expect the Devil to cry out "Did you know it was me?"

My answer is "Yes, too obvious." Why array yourself as an Angel of Light when you can play the Divinity?


Funny thing is the Bible itself basically says this. Matthew 7: 22-23:

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
 
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