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(Las Vegas Sun) Boobies Nevada, now *almost* sure that boobies don't cause the COVIDs, is considering allowing strippers to resume dancing without them   (lasvegassun.com) divider line
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2021-04-17 11:12:17 AM  
What's the point in going if the strippers have no boobies?
 
2021-04-17 11:12:18 AM  
Why would someone want a stripper without boobies?
 
2021-04-17 11:12:50 AM  
dammit
 
2021-04-17 11:19:11 AM  
I can deal with just the vag
 
2021-04-17 11:20:30 AM  

cman: I can deal with just the vag


Username checks out
 
2021-04-17 11:21:11 AM  
In Vegas, autocorrect changes Face Masks to Boobies.
 
2021-04-17 11:25:29 AM  
I understand not allowing lap dances because of social distancing. But covering up the boobies? What did the boobies ever do?
 
2021-04-17 11:27:24 AM  

Notabunny: I understand not allowing lap dances because of social distancing. But covering up the boobies? What did the boobies ever do?


There's plenty of hard science on this subject
 
2021-04-17 11:32:17 AM  
Dancers Without Boobies is the name of my thrashcore Lou Reed cover band
 
2021-04-17 11:44:16 AM  
Strippers without boobies? Is this supposed to be a new opportunity for those who have had mastectomies?
 
2021-04-17 11:47:05 AM  
Am I the only one hoping that the next pandemic is "fair"?
 
2021-04-17 12:40:49 PM  

WTFDYW: What's the point in going if the strippers have no boobies?


"It's been really hard to keep afloat," she said.

she seems to get by
 
2021-04-17 12:42:18 PM  
state officials have been keeping abreast (or two) of the situation
 
2021-04-17 1:18:41 PM  
Smitty, are you gonna own your abortion of a headline and explain what you meant to say, or are we just dunking on you about b00bless peelers all day?
 
2021-04-17 1:40:29 PM  
give them their boobies back
 
2021-04-17 1:42:09 PM  
"Oh hey, check out this [restaurant]: 'Topless, bottomless, frontless, backless, sideless' ... doesn't sound like much to eat".

-- Mork & Mindy

/RIP Robin
 
2021-04-17 1:42:31 PM  
In the interests of science and the public health, there should be testing. I volunteer.
 
2021-04-17 1:43:59 PM  
I don't understand the point of stripping without contact dances.  You can LOOK at naked women on the Internet all you want, you can easily find one who looks exactly like you want her to and does whatever you're in to.  And it's a lot less expensive.
 
2021-04-17 1:48:12 PM  
Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.
 
2021-04-17 1:49:59 PM  

Porous Horace: Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.


Begone with your shaming.
 
2021-04-17 1:50:15 PM  
Did somebody say pasties?
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2021-04-17 1:50:38 PM  

Porous Horace: Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.


Y'all got to go to a strip club some day and watch the jaded young women deftly emptying the wallets of the desperate men.  The young ones too horny and drunk to think straight, the old ones often just lonely.

Sure, some of those women have pimps behind them, and the clubs certainly take a huge cut, but the primary exploitation going on is financial exploitation of men.  Many of the women are 'self-exploiting' to get in on that action.
 
2021-04-17 1:52:09 PM  

Notabunny: I understand not allowing lap dances because of social distancing. But covering up the boobies? What did the boobies ever do?


That's because some of these COVID regulations are bullshiat.

I was down in Vegas last September....right when the bars were allowed to re-open.  The day before that happened, my favorite cigar bar was open....however, since they could not merely operate as a bar, each customer had to buy a $6 pre-packaged sandwich.

Like I said....bullshiat regulations.
 
2021-04-17 1:53:46 PM  
They'd better be OVERFLOWING with ass if they don't have boobies
 
2021-04-17 1:54:29 PM  
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2021-04-17 1:54:46 PM  
Do you suppose Chris Hansen hangs out near the door inside "Little Darlings" just to see guys have a heart attack when they spot him there?
 
2021-04-17 1:57:18 PM  

WTFDYW: What's the point in going if the strippers have no boobies?


You go for the articles
 
2021-04-17 2:07:57 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Why would someone want a stripper without boobies?


They're good at firefighting?
 
2021-04-17 2:10:05 PM  

Unsung_Hero: I don't understand the point of stripping without contact dances.  You can LOOK at naked women on the Internet all you want, you can easily find one who looks exactly like you want her to and does whatever you're in to.  And it's a lot less expensive.


Also, there's nothing quite as bleak as driving home from a strip club in the daylight with a bleary buzz, still horny but a couple hundred dollars lighter than you were two hours ago. Or so I have read.
 
2021-04-17 2:11:00 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Porous Horace: Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.

Y'all got to go to a strip club some day and watch the jaded young women deftly emptying the wallets of the desperate men.  The young ones too horny and drunk to think straight, the old ones often just lonely.

Sure, some of those women have pimps behind them, and the clubs certainly take a huge cut, but the primary exploitation going on is financial exploitation of men.  Many of the women are 'self-exploiting' to get in on that action.


My brothers "wife", and i put wife in quotes because they never married but have been together for about 30 years, was a stripper. She still works there as a manager now. On a good weekend she could easily walk out of there with a few thousand dollars. On a slow weekday she might have to settle for three or four hundred.

There was no "exploitation". She didn't do drugs or even really drink. She was just a normal person who did it simply because she was making a fark-load of money working 3 or 4 days a week.

And I don't know how all clubs operate but hers didn't take a cut. They charged them a fee to dance there.
So she would pay them $100 or whatever it was for a block of time but she kept whatever she made.
 
2021-04-17 2:12:31 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Why would someone want a stripper without boobies?


You've never heard of A Cup Night?
 
2021-04-17 2:16:20 PM  

jtown: Harry Wagstaff: Why would someone want a stripper without boobies?

You've never heard of A Cup Night?


How in hell would it take all night?
 
2021-04-17 2:17:44 PM  
BTW, The Acropolis in Portland, Oregon has a decent salad bar.

/And a fantastic beer selection.
 
2021-04-17 2:19:58 PM  
"Flat as a board" isn't so bad as long as "easy to nail" is included.
 
2021-04-17 2:20:57 PM  

jtown: Harry Wagstaff: Why would someone want a stripper without boobies?

You've never heard of A Cup Night?


I've seen what a couple girls can do with a cup. Why would you want to see that live?
 
2021-04-17 2:22:17 PM  

jtown: Harry Wagstaff: Why would someone want a stripper without boobies?

You've never heard of A Cup Night?


I call that "Tuesday".
 
2021-04-17 2:22:28 PM  

Porous Horace: Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.


SEX INDUSTRY BAAAAD. WOMAN NEED PROTECT AND NOT BE INDEPENDENT
 
2021-04-17 2:26:04 PM  

abhorrent1: Unsung_Hero: Porous Horace: Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.

Y'all got to go to a strip club some day and watch the jaded young women deftly emptying the wallets of the desperate men.  The young ones too horny and drunk to think straight, the old ones often just lonely.

Sure, some of those women have pimps behind them, and the clubs certainly take a huge cut, but the primary exploitation going on is financial exploitation of men.  Many of the women are 'self-exploiting' to get in on that action.

My brothers "wife", and i put wife in quotes because they never married but have been together for about 30 years, was a stripper. She still works there as a manager now. On a good weekend she could easily walk out of there with a few thousand dollars. On a slow weekday she might have to settle for three or four hundred.

There was no "exploitation". She didn't do drugs or even really drink. She was just a normal person who did it simply because she was making a fark-load of money working 3 or 4 days a week.

And I don't know how all clubs operate but hers didn't take a cut. They charged them a fee to dance there.
So she would pay them $100 or whatever it was for a block of time but she kept whatever she made.


I knew one locally that quit as the head of respiratory therapy at one of our hospitals to be a dancer as she made way more money & worked the hours she wanted. It would be fun to watch guys come up to her to get a table dance, only for her to flip down the corner of her NYT or WSJ, look them up & down and politely tell them "Maybe next time" and resume reading whatever she was looking at. She could get away with it as her regulars were upper management types & such who would come not only to see her dance but bend her ear about issues they were having at work. More useful than therapy & better advice too...plus boobies!

/she drove a nice Lotus Esprit
 
2021-04-17 2:29:02 PM  

Russ1642: jtown: Harry Wagstaff: Why would someone want a stripper without boobies?

You've never heard of A Cup Night?

I've seen what a couple girls can do with a cup. Why would you want to see that live?


For the smell?
 
2021-04-17 2:41:39 PM  

gameshowhost: Porous Horace: Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.

SEX INDUSTRY BAAAAD. WOMAN NEED PROTECT AND NOT BE INDEPENDENT


If stripping is a major path to independence for women, then I think you might have a serious problem.  I mean, sure, it's a fourth choice between spinster aunt, wife, and prostitute, but I assume there are some women out there who don't care for any of those.

Personally, I think anyone who thinks it is only explosive of women or only empowering is naive.  And anyone who thinks it's exploitative of men is out of their gourd.
 
2021-04-17 2:43:20 PM  
No boobies?

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2021-04-17 2:43:49 PM  

Russ1642: jtown: Harry Wagstaff: Why would someone want a stripper without boobies?

You've never heard of A Cup Night?

I've seen what a couple girls can do with a cup. Why would you want to see that live?


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2021-04-17 2:44:14 PM  

KingOfTown: No boobies?


Oh, you giant farking asshole...
 
2021-04-17 2:44:47 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: gameshowhost: Porous Horace: Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.

SEX INDUSTRY BAAAAD. WOMAN NEED PROTECT AND NOT BE INDEPENDENT

If stripping is a major path to independence for women, then I think you might have a serious problem.  I mean, sure, it's a fourth choice between spinster aunt, wife, and prostitute, but I assume there are some women out there who don't care for any of those.

Personally, I think anyone who thinks it is only explosive of women or only empowering is naive.  And anyone who thinks it's exploitative of men is out of their gourd.


Heh. You said explosive.
 
2021-04-17 2:49:02 PM  

truthandjustice: Porous Horace: Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.

Begone with your shaming.


/username does *not* check out
 
2021-04-17 2:49:37 PM  
What a booby dance may look like:

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2021-04-17 2:53:58 PM  

WTFDYW: I May Be Crazy But...: gameshowhost: Porous Horace: Can't let the virus interfere with the exploitation of women.

SEX INDUSTRY BAAAAD. WOMAN NEED PROTECT AND NOT BE INDEPENDENT

If stripping is a major path to independence for women, then I think you might have a serious problem.  I mean, sure, it's a fourth choice between spinster aunt, wife, and prostitute, but I assume there are some women out there who don't care for any of those.

Personally, I think anyone who thinks it is only explosive of women or only empowering is naive.  And anyone who thinks it's exploitative of men is out of their gourd.

Heh. You said explosive.


I'll do the head hang of shame.  I'd like to blame auto carrot but I actually read and tried to correct that post.
 
2021-04-17 3:00:10 PM  

jayfurr: What a booby dance may look like:

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Will be /reported as soon as I finish wankin' to it.
 
2021-04-17 3:00:57 PM  

Unsung_Hero: I don't understand the point of stripping without contact dances.  You can LOOK at naked women on the Internet all you want, you can easily find one who looks exactly like you want her to and does whatever you're in to.  And it's a lot less expensive.


Yeah, but it doesn't smell the same.
 
2021-04-17 3:03:37 PM  

gameshowhost: "Flat as a board" isn't so bad as long as "easy to nail" is included.


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