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    More: Strange, Chattanooga PD, Water Street, Transport, Man shot  
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2682 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Apr 2021 at 1:43 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-17 1:44:29 PM  
He should be fine in about 3 days.
 
2021-04-17 1:44:56 PM  
Jesus.
 
2021-04-17 1:46:52 PM  
But was he waiting for the bus to New Orleans all day? This is crucial information
 
2021-04-17 1:47:06 PM  
Huh, usually they just crucify you for things like that.
 
2021-04-17 1:50:34 PM  
Have they tested any cops that were in the area for gunshot residue?
 
2021-04-17 1:56:15 PM  
I had a shot while walking on water a couple of months ago. Ice fishing.
 
2021-04-17 1:58:43 PM  
The way things have been going I'd start the investigation by reviewing police bodycam footage.
 
2021-04-17 2:25:51 PM  
Eddie Money - Walk On Water
Youtube 7FdYRq8-6kM


This just in... Eddie Money has been resurrected.  Film at 11.
 
2021-04-17 2:39:50 PM  
Chattanooga doesn't exist. It's is the jackalope of chupacabras.
 
2021-04-17 2:52:16 PM  
A friend got into a brawl with his buddies.
He got punched in the back, turned around to see puncher wide-eyed, then said puncher made a run for it.
Turns out our friend had actually been stabbed, with the knife tip only a short distance from his lungs (or heart, forgot which).
 
2021-04-17 2:55:44 PM  
Poor guy. I hear they really nailed him. I bet he was cross. He had many redeeming qualities.
 
2021-04-17 3:02:27 PM  

Schmerd1948: Poor guy. I hear they really nailed him. I bet he was cross. He had many redeeming qualities.


Gzus.
 
2021-04-17 3:05:32 PM  
Sam Kinison - If Jesus Had A Wife - Insanely Funny!!!
Youtube S4rbobz9Ylo
 
2021-04-17 4:44:06 PM  
Unless there were multiple casualties or he was shot by a cop I don't really care.
 
2021-04-17 5:13:26 PM  
Jesus, duck!
 
2021-04-17 5:19:03 PM  
I assume he was a swarthy Middle Eastern man?
 
2021-04-17 5:21:39 PM  

mofa: Chattanooga doesn't exist. It's is the jackalope of chupacabras.


I live in Chattanooga. I'm not arguing with you, though.
 
2021-04-17 5:39:19 PM  
In his Jesus Christ pose?
Arms held out, like he's been carrying a load?
Do they pay you more to walk on water than to wear a crown of thorns?
 
2021-04-18 12:04:00 AM  
Water...Street? You really got us there, Subby.
 
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