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(PsyPost) Weeners Phallic insecurity tends to be greater in regions of the United States that have a higher proportion of evangelical Christians. This needs a bigger headline   (psypost.org) divider line
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2021-04-17 7:13:13 AM  
That's because all the atheists feel inadequate compared to evangelical Christians, who are huge dicks.
 
2021-04-17 7:16:02 AM  
it's weird because all those guy's ball are already in their wife's purse and they have their AR-15s
 
2021-04-17 7:18:07 AM  
They're certainly fan of lack of consent.. in sex, and every other part of life.
 
2021-04-17 7:32:17 AM  
Big church, small dick.
 
2021-04-17 8:31:55 AM  
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/hahaha I'm so manly I cant find my penis over my gunt, yet I can off rode
 
2021-04-17 8:34:43 AM  
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2021-04-17 8:43:11 AM  

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I had to squint to make out the text in that tiny image, which is probably a perfect metaphor for TFA.
 
2021-04-17 8:43:36 AM  
... because Jesus was hung?
 
2021-04-17 8:44:48 AM  
that's why they are targeted by and fall for all those commercials that start with "THERE'S A MASCULINITY CRISIS IN THIS COUNTRY..."
 
2021-04-17 8:50:04 AM  
Weird for people who constantly preach that sex is a big no-no except for popping out new kids  9 months later. Why would size matter in such circumstanses, hmmmmm?


/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2021-04-17 8:54:51 AM  
The only reason a woman would give a greater than 0% chance of sleeping with these assholes is a big dick.
 
2021-04-17 8:58:13 AM  
They must have microscopic schwanzstuckers!

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2021-04-17 8:58:30 AM  
It's okay. It happens to everyone.
It took Jesus 3 whole days to rise.
 
2021-04-17 8:58:55 AM  
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Joel Osteen has an innie.

My new theory, upon reading the article, is that the evangelicals are all so concerned about young boys (and often caught molesting them) is they've never seen any weeners be so big compared to their own.  Also why they're increasingly racist, especially towards Asian-Americans now, since that stereotype has been disproven relative to evangelical dick size.  The transgender genital checks are a further sign their tiny dicks are worrying them, because they're afraid women transitioning to men have bigger dicks than they do.

/Last part is true
//sorry if I got the terminology wrong but you know what I mean
///Evangelicals measure their dicks in "cubits".... pico-cubits, that is.
 
2021-04-17 9:06:53 AM  
All of a sudden I'm an evangelical Christian?
 
2021-04-17 9:48:27 AM  
After watching thousands of hours of porn I've learned to come to terms with my unspectacular johnson, if you know what I mean.
 
2021-04-17 9:51:47 AM  
I wonder how those figures correspond with sales of Truck Nutz.
 
2021-04-17 10:04:00 AM  
Everything's bigger in Texas, especially Penis envy.
 
2021-04-17 10:40:24 AM  
Did they check the data against the use of truck lift kits?
 
2021-04-17 10:42:40 AM  
I'd be on my knees praying down at the local God-Botherer Church but I'm busy perfecting my new invention.  I call it the Automatic Universal Penis Enhancer or AUPE.  The Gold Ape.  It will jerk you off while spouting crap about plowing furrows and such.  I'll market it through Christian Book Stores and have it placed near the back door at Porn Shops where Evangelicals are sure to see it.
 
2021-04-17 11:11:11 AM  
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2021-04-17 11:37:37 AM  

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That the company's name is Bushmaster is even more amusing.
 
2021-04-17 12:24:29 PM  
could be a reason why American hate Russians too they average 6.5 instead of the American averaging 6 (well according to the only scientific study published on the subject) and America as a lot of black people compared to Russia having next to none ... lol
 
2021-04-17 12:35:13 PM  
How many of you have been embedded in that culture?

I grew up it it.  The culture of toxic masculinity is continuous and unrelenting, punctuated only by brief moments of Jeebus in the minimum dose necessary to maintain the pretense that you're not morally repugnant.

There aren't discussions.  There are contests for who can speak next and loudests.  Nobody listens to each other, they just wait to interrupt and regurgitate culturally acceptable memes.

There aren't friendships, there are mutual enabling societies... whatever the thrill: sports, guns, drinking, drugging, being racist or misogynistic dicks... association with one's peers exists only to enable them.  And they're often non-exclusive.

There aren't marriages or relationships.  It's more accurate to call many women's relationships with men a hostage situation.  If a woman in that culture is tough enough to figure out how to establish her own terms, she walks a fine line between being a "biatch" and a "slut."  Or worse.

So of course these men are gonna feel their penis is inadequate.  Their lives are nothing but continual metaphorical dick waving contests.

And it's not exclusive to American evangelistic culture, I see it in a lot of cultures from every continent.  I have always noticed that it correlates with a lack of value placed on education and intellect.

Draw your own conclusions.
 
2021-04-17 12:54:46 PM  
That's why they're always so terrified that the blah man will come and steal all their wimmenz.
 
2021-04-17 12:56:25 PM  
They get off on the shame. It's why they like so much cuckold porn, especially featuring bulls with extra melanin.
 
2021-04-17 1:31:25 PM  
The researchers behind the current study have also found that states with a higher percentage of evangelical Protestants or biblical literalists tended to have a higher proportion of Google searches for "porn" from January 1, 2011, to July 31, 2016. "This underscores the importance of accounting for religion as a group-level phenomenon

Could have been their wives, girlfriends, sisters, or daughter on the web -- wanting to see the action they were missing.
 
2021-04-17 1:51:47 PM  
On a semi-relevant note, didn't pornhub do some research showing that the majority of US traffic accessing gay porn was in deeply red states?

/NTTAWWT
 
2021-04-17 5:41:11 PM  

Plato's Salty Discharge: On a semi-relevant note, didn't pornhub do some research showing that the majority of US traffic accessing gay porn was in deeply red states?

/NTTAWWT


Not surprising. If there's a higher level of sexual repression against gay people there, they need some kind of outlet.

Of course, it could also include straight people doing "research" on what they're trying to repress.
 
2021-04-17 8:47:09 PM  
cyberspacedout:

I hadn't considered it outlet stemming from repression. Certainly an interesting possibility. We all gotta get our jollies somehow.

I always figured it was a combo of a Tony Perkins, god-bothering, type and the military guy from American Beauty.
 
2021-04-17 8:59:20 PM  
Well that explains the lifted Dodge trucks....

"On a discussion board on his church's website, Driscoll lamented the lack of "real men" to his people:

We live in a completely pussified nation. We could get every man, real man as opposed to pussified James Dobson knock‐off crying Promise Keeping homoerotic worship loving mama's boy sensitive emasculated neutered exact male replica evangellyfish, and have a conference in a phone booth. (2017:52)"


Damn that's very Christian dude, Jesus would be proud!  Perhaps the true measure of a man is to have the strength to be gentle, and accepting of himself and others?
 
2021-04-17 11:08:27 PM  
Not often I get to pull this out two days in a row.
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2021-04-18 12:00:56 AM  
Look at the bright side.  Your dick should look a little bigger by contrast within your tiny hands.
 
2021-04-18 5:52:01 AM  

suckfest: Well that explains the lifted Dodge trucks....

"On a discussion board on his church's website, Driscoll lamented the lack of "real men" to his people:

We live in a completely pussified nation. We could get every man, real man as opposed to pussified James Dobson knock‐off crying Promise Keeping homoerotic worship loving mama's boy sensitive emasculated neutered exact male replica evangellyfish, and have a conference in a phone booth. (2017:52)"


Somebody spends entirely too much time thinking about real menz. I bet that sentence was typed in with one hand, Mr. Driscoll.
 
2021-04-18 12:41:04 PM  
I love it when someone finds a new use for full-size pickup truck sales numbers.
 
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