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(Straits Times)   "Hunky Man Cleaning Service" post goes viral, notching up more than 5.8 million views. Manager plans to keep cleaning service ongoing, abs rippling   (straitstimes.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Cleanliness, Social media, brainchild of Mr Jameson Koh, Hunky Man Cleaning Service, replacement models, Facebook campaign, Singapore Press Holdings, Hygiene  
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2021-04-17 5:16:41 AM  
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2021-04-17 7:09:05 AM  
I clean my hunky men myself. Only way to be sure it's done right.
 
2021-04-17 7:28:08 AM  

Sub Human: I clean my hunky men myself. Only way to be sure it's done right.


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2021-04-17 7:30:37 AM  
Cum gutters
 
2021-04-17 7:32:06 AM  
Schneider from "One Day at a Time" seen busily taking notes...
 
2021-04-17 8:02:21 AM  
But do they fix the cable or is it still broken?
 
2021-04-17 8:19:28 AM  
Meanwhile my Chunky Man Cleaning Service keeps getting calls from nursing homes and the TLC channel.

No, I don't clean chunky men. I'M the Chunky Man.
 
2021-04-17 8:29:42 AM  
Thirst Trap Traps Thirsty Girls
Film at 11
 
2021-04-17 8:33:41 AM  
I bet the service is fabulous.
 
2021-04-17 8:44:10 AM  
I don't care if they're hunky or chunky or even clunky, if I could call some service that would send a guy out to do the things I struggle with, I'd be all over it.  I could pick up a guy at the home depot parking lot, but those dudes are sketchy.

First two things on my list:

Haul 50# bags of Salt downstairs to the water softener.

Get the stuff stored in the rafters down and toss them. They're from the previous owner. I do not need skateboard ramps or extra 12 ft long PVC pipes.

My giant nephew used to do these things, but he's been working 12 hours days now for months.
 
2021-04-17 9:03:44 AM  
Mama likey.

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2021-04-17 9:07:10 AM  
there's a service I've seen in the neighborhood called Men In Kilts that cleans windows, siding, and gutters.  Not sure why that's even a selling point
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/did not check to see if they were a true scotsman
 
2021-04-17 9:49:47 AM  
I read that has hunky manhood cleaners. My manhood is hunky, and in need of cleaning, am I'm tired of doing it myself ( ._.)
 
2021-04-17 10:01:29 AM  

Random Celebrity Insult Generator: there's a service I've seen in the neighborhood called Men In Kilts that cleans windows, siding, and gutters.  Not sure why that's even a selling point
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I guess the point is just to humiliate their employees. It's not enough for you to go around cleaning other people's houses; you're going to be ogled while you do it. Apparently being good-looking is a prerequisite even for the job of gutter cleaner. How do ugly people stand a chance?
 
2021-04-17 10:07:15 AM  
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You're a john!
 
2021-04-17 10:13:47 AM  

Gramma: I don't care if they're hunky or chunky or even clunky, if I could call some service that would send a guy out to do the things I struggle with, I'd be all over it.  I could pick up a guy at the home depot parking lot, but those dudes are sketchy.

First two things on my list:

Haul 50# bags of Salt downstairs to the water softener.

Get the stuff stored in the rafters down and toss them. They're from the previous owner. I do not need skateboard ramps or extra 12 ft long PVC pipes.

My giant nephew used to do these things, but he's been working 12 hours days now for months.


I don't have a giant nephew but I want your skateboard ramps
 
2021-04-17 10:21:44 AM  
Sploosh.
 
2021-04-17 10:38:28 AM  
But how dare you objectify women....
 
2021-04-17 10:39:32 AM  

Random Celebrity Insult Generator: there's a service I've seen in the neighborhood called Men In Kilts that cleans windows, siding, and gutters.  Not sure why that's even a selling point
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So you can look up them while they're on the ladder?
 
2021-04-17 10:46:36 AM  

Gramma: I don't care if they're hunky or chunky or even clunky, if I could call some service that would send a guy out to do the things I struggle with, I'd be all over it.  I could pick up a guy at the home depot parking lot, but those dudes are sketchy.

First two things on my list:

Haul 50# bags of Salt downstairs to the water softener.

Get the stuff stored in the rafters down and toss them. They're from the previous owner. I do not need skateboard ramps or extra 12 ft long PVC pipes.

My giant nephew used to do these things, but he's been working 12 hours days now for months.


There are online handyman services in a lot of places. Don't know where you are, but it's worth checking out. You usually list the stuff you need done, and they figure out who could tackle most of the tasks.

I got new carpets, and needed the bottom part of my doors shaved off. Yeah, I probably could do it, but I don't have the tools. Contacted them, and they came out, did that, changed a couple light fixtures, put in a cat door, swapped out a toilet. It was great.
 
2021-04-17 11:00:26 AM  
Charges for the cleaning service start at $420++ for a one-bedroom unit, up to $700++ for a penthouse.

Is column polishing included?
 
2021-04-17 11:12:59 AM  

Random Celebrity Insult Generator: there's a service I've seen in the neighborhood called Men In Kilts that cleans windows, siding, and gutters.  Not sure why that's even a selling point
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Is it sexist to say that if I ordered from men in kilts and got women in skirts, I would be disappointed? It feels like false advertising.

/female, but knows that a kilt is not a skirt, and to use a skirt in place of a kilt cheapens the effect.
//I demand kilt equality.
///...and real kilts.
 
2021-04-17 11:15:21 AM  

WonderDave1: Gramma: I don't care if they're hunky or chunky or even clunky, if I could call some service that would send a guy out to do the things I struggle with, I'd be all over it.  I could pick up a guy at the home depot parking lot, but those dudes are sketchy.

First two things on my list:

Haul 50# bags of Salt downstairs to the water softener.

Get the stuff stored in the rafters down and toss them. They're from the previous owner. I do not need skateboard ramps or extra 12 ft long PVC pipes.

My giant nephew used to do these things, but he's been working 12 hours days now for months.

There are online handyman services in a lot of places. Don't know where you are, but it's worth checking out. You usually list the stuff you need done, and they figure out who could tackle most of the tasks.

I got new carpets, and needed the bottom part of my doors shaved off. Yeah, I probably could do it, but I don't have the tools. Contacted them, and they came out, did that, changed a couple light fixtures, put in a cat door, swapped out a toilet. It was great.


I need to look into this.
 
2021-04-17 11:52:49 AM  
Only a fool would pay a man to get nekkid. You have to pay most men, to keep their damn clothes on.
 
2021-04-17 12:09:28 PM  
WonderDave1:

needed the bottom part of my doors shaved off

Go on.....
 
2021-04-17 1:07:02 PM  

Jadedgrl: Sploosh.


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2021-04-17 1:45:32 PM  
Straits Times indeed.
 
2021-04-17 3:12:37 PM  
I've got a slight vodak belly and use a leaf blower..wink wink..toots
 
2021-04-17 3:39:53 PM  

Lambskincoat: Only a fool would pay a man to get nekkid. You have to pay most men, to keep their damn clothes on.


The pay is for GOOD LOOKING men to get naked. Fat, out of shape, old, and/or ugly humans tend to get naked easier than ones you actually want to look at (true about both women and men). As a fat old human I expose more skin than I did when I was young and good looking. It's safer.
 
2021-04-17 4:54:59 PM  
Tanya says that is not sexy enough.  They need to be in speedos and little black and white french maid outfits.
 
2021-04-17 5:01:27 PM  

CrazyGerbilLady: Random Celebrity Insult Generator: there's a service I've seen in the neighborhood called Men In Kilts that cleans windows, siding, and gutters.  Not sure why that's even a selling point
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/did not check to see if they were a true scotsman

I guess the point is just to humiliate their employees. It's not enough for you to go around cleaning other people's houses; you're going to be ogled while you do it. Apparently being good-looking is a prerequisite even for the job of gutter cleaner. How do ugly people stand a chance?


We don't.

"I'd love to be ugly for a day. Instead of every day, like I am now."
 
2021-04-17 5:11:16 PM  
 
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