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(Sports Illustrated)   Self-proclaimed "living legend" pass rusher signs with the Texans. This is not to be confused with the actual living legend the Texans had but ran out of town   (si.com) divider line
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2021-04-17 4:22:13 PM  
Jadeveon Clowney? J.J. Watt?
 
2021-04-17 4:59:51 PM  
I'm a diehard Broncos fan and for about a season or two I forgot he was on the team.
 
2021-04-17 5:41:36 PM  
Who?
 
2021-04-17 5:54:44 PM  

kdawg7736: Jadeveon Clowney? J.J. Watt?


Yes.
 
2021-04-17 7:17:05 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: kdawg7736: Jadeveon Clowney? J.J. Watt?

Yes.


Subby here & a Texans fan. This is my 500th green.

You'd think I'd be happy. Instead, I'm going to go sit in the corner & sob openly. I didn't even think about Clowney, but you're right. Him too.

Dammit.
 
2021-04-17 8:26:43 PM  

kdawg7736: Jadeveon Clowney?


Ahhahahhahahahahahahahaha


J.J. Watt?

Okay maybe.
 
2021-04-17 8:27:55 PM  
re: Clowney

Oh wait, Texas fans are serious? Let me laugh even harder.

AAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
 
2021-04-17 8:30:27 PM  
I mean, Mario freaking Williams was a better answer.
 
2021-04-17 11:08:28 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: GreatGlavinsGhost: kdawg7736: Jadeveon Clowney? J.J. Watt?

Yes.

Subby here & a Texans fan. This is my 500th green.

You'd think I'd be happy. Instead, I'm going to go sit in the corner & sob openly. I didn't even think about Clowney, but you're right. Him too.

Dammit.


The Texans "ran JJ out of town" only by sucking.  He asked to be released from his contract to go chase a ring, which is his right as a guaranteed lock first-round HOFer, and the team did without trying to do anything to him out of spite as he went through the door (like trying to do a shiatty trade).  The Texans didn't want him to go.  He was not only the face of the franchise, he was the soul, and the team knew it.  Any amount of money he asked for, the Texans would have found a way to give him, but he didn't want money this time around.
 
2021-04-17 11:15:45 PM  

NEDM: Straight Outta Wells Branch: GreatGlavinsGhost: kdawg7736: Jadeveon Clowney? J.J. Watt?

Yes.

Subby here & a Texans fan. This is my 500th green.

You'd think I'd be happy. Instead, I'm going to go sit in the corner & sob openly. I didn't even think about Clowney, but you're right. Him too.

Dammit.

The Texans "ran JJ out of town" only by sucking.  He asked to be released from his contract to go chase a ring, which is his right as a guaranteed lock first-round HOFer, and the team did without trying to do anything to him out of spite as he went through the door (like trying to do a shiatty trade).  The Texans didn't want him to go.  He was not only the face of the franchise, he was the soul, and the team knew it.  Any amount of money he asked for, the Texans would have found a way to give him, but he didn't want money this time around.


Arizona doesn't scream "chasing a ring." It screams "chasing things to enjoy in solitude off the field."
 
2021-04-18 8:23:53 AM  
DeMarcus Walker calls himself a "Living Legend," yet His Stats aren't legendary. Maybe he means "legend" as a fairy tale, like how he thinks he's Superman on the field.
 
2021-04-18 4:13:04 PM  

Wadded Beef: I'm a diehard Broncos fan and for about a season or two I forgot he was on the team.


So he's a "legend" in the sense that there are rumors of occasional sightings of him, but not everybody is sure he actually exists.
 
2021-04-18 4:45:36 PM  

Super Chronic: Wadded Beef: I'm a diehard Broncos fan and for about a season or two I forgot he was on the team.

So he's a "legend" in the sense that there are rumors of occasional sightings of him, but not everybody is sure he actually exists.


I'll allow it.
 
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