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2021-04-16 11:51:46 PM  
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2021-04-17 1:05:33 AM  
I don't care. also, I care.
 
2021-04-17 2:24:16 AM  
Tucker, a Republican carrying water for Putting? No way!
 
2021-04-17 2:28:40 AM  
Tucker should put that bowtie back on, then Jon Stewart can rightfully strangle Tucker to death with said bowtie!
 
2021-04-17 2:28:58 AM  
Who needs RT when you've got Fox News?
 
2021-04-17 2:29:41 AM  
Does he even understand what the issue is?
[pause]
Okay, never mind.
 
2021-04-17 2:31:06 AM  
Looks like Vlad's found a new cock-holster.
 
2021-04-17 2:31:40 AM  
Republicans have been pro-Russia since 2014, when Obama imposed sanctions on Russia to punish them for their illegal annexation of Crimea. And they turned overnight, abandoning over 60 years of anti-Russia principle, just to spite Obama.
 
2021-04-17 2:34:21 AM  
You know the Fox tells the truth because they get all their headlines from Правда
 
2021-04-17 2:35:04 AM  

King Something: Republicans have been pro-Russia since 2014, when Obama imposed sanctions on Russia to punish them for their illegal annexation of Crimea. And they turned overnight, abandoning over 60 years of anti-Russia principle, just to spite Obama.


Wasn't Obama that black fellow?

I wonder what could have prompted Republicans to oppose everything he tried to do...
 
2021-04-17 2:35:22 AM  
First Rick Wiles, now Tuckkker. Is this Fealty Week for the Kremlin? We'll know for sure if we hear a pro-Putin communique from T****.
 
2021-04-17 2:35:40 AM  

King Something: Republicans have been pro-Russia since 2014, when Obama imposed sanctions on Russia to punish them for their illegal annexation of Crimea. And they turned overnight, abandoning over 60 years of anti-Russia principle, just to spite Obama.


that's what happens when a parties platform is literally nothing more than "do the opposite of what the democrats want, and also tax cuts for rich people".
 
2021-04-17 2:36:30 AM  

King Something: Republicans have been pro-Russia since 2014, when Obama imposed sanctions on Russia to punish them for their illegal annexation of Crimea. And they turned overnight, abandoning over 60 years of anti-Russia principle, just to spite Obama.


Well remember also that Russia under Putin has turned into an Oligarchy/Kleptocracy, which has been the Republicans' dream of getting back to the Robber Baron Era ever since they miscalculated having Theodore Roosevelt as vice president.
 
2021-04-17 2:37:20 AM  
Putin has tapes of Tuckkker and little boys.
 
2021-04-17 2:39:57 AM  
And this, my fellow Farkers, is why you should always wait until it's late at night before posting one of those "This is the stupidest thing you'll read all day" memes.
 
2021-04-17 2:40:50 AM  
Does he think that Ukrainians aren't white, but Russians are?
 
2021-04-17 2:41:34 AM  

King Something: Republicans have been pro-Russia since 2014, when Obama imposed sanctions on Russia to punish them for their illegal annexation of Crimea. And they turned overnight, abandoning over 60 years of anti-Russia principle, just to spite Obama.


The Russpublicans had been turning enemies of Democracy before that, when they saw in Putin's Russia exactly what they want for the US: A white nationalist faux-Christian state run by thieving fascist goons.
 
2021-04-17 2:45:11 AM  
Is he getting paid, or is he anti democratic for free?
 
2021-04-17 2:45:14 AM  
Can we talk about the dodgers game instead of that talking ass-canker?

Because it's tied, middle of the 11th and they already came off the benches once.

Sh*t is intense!
 
2021-04-17 2:46:07 AM  

shpritz: Who needs RT when you've got Fox News?


"Corporate needs you to find the difference betwern these two pictures"

"They're the same picture"
 
2021-04-17 2:54:53 AM  
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2021-04-17 3:03:32 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Tucker should put that bowtie back on, then Jon Stewart can rightfully strangle Tucker to death with said bowtie!


I wondered whether Stewart was the one who made him drop it. I hope so!
 
2021-04-17 3:06:03 AM  
Their asses are more stuffed with Russian rubles than a turkey on Thanksgiving.
 
2021-04-17 3:26:25 AM  
 
2021-04-17 3:29:02 AM  

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yet I have no urge to punch the puppy.
 
2021-04-17 3:31:24 AM  

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Perfect!
 
2021-04-17 3:40:55 AM  

King Something: Republicans have been pro-Russia since 2014, when Obama imposed sanctions on Russia to punish them for their illegal annexation of Crimea. And they turned overnight, abandoning over 60 years of anti-Russia principle, just to spite Obama.


Russia is a borderline theocracy where the church dictates social policy while oligarchs hoard all of the wealth to themselves. Putin is who they wish Reagan could've been. Of course they're on their side.
 
2021-04-17 3:54:28 AM  
His presidential campaign is in full swing.
 
2021-04-17 3:57:20 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: King Something: Republicans have been pro-Russia since 2014, when Obama imposed sanctions on Russia to punish them for their illegal annexation of Crimea. And they turned overnight, abandoning over 60 years of anti-Russia principle, just to spite Obama.

Russia is a borderline theocracy where the church dictates social policy while oligarchs hoard all of the wealth to themselves. Putin is who they wish Reagan could've been. Of course they're on their side.


The fact Russia promotes a policy of racial, ethnic, and religious homogeny that largely ignores the concerns of the nation's many minorities also makes them all the more attractive to Tuckkker and his ilk who see diversity as the biggest enemy to white civilization.
 
2021-04-17 4:07:35 AM  
I'm rooting for Tucker Carlson to be swallowed whole by one of his psycho fans so I guess we're okay.

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2021-04-17 4:10:47 AM  

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yet I have no urge to punch the puppy.


I do, now.
 
2021-04-17 4:13:19 AM  

log_jammin: I don't care. also, I care.


I care, but I don't care that you care that I care that you don't care.

I'm confused how, but I'm not sure I care.
 
2021-04-17 4:13:45 AM  
From the conservative point of view, there is literally zero reason for Tucker to be on Russia's side and plenty of reasons for him to oppose Russia. Reagan is rolling over in his grave. I'd say that William F. Buckley, Jr. is rolling as well, but he lost biostructural integrity from the extreme dynamic motion due to the excessive rotational events already experienced and all that remains in his casket is a kind of slurry.
 
2021-04-17 4:14:20 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Looks like Vlad's found a new cock-holster.


How the hell could he possibly have withdrawn his dick from Trump's vacuum mouth?
 
2021-04-17 4:24:28 AM  
Traitor
 
2021-04-17 4:25:22 AM  

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yet I have no urge to punch the puppy.


You just haven't heard the stuff he says on Fox News.
 
2021-04-17 4:51:31 AM  
Is he just completely out of ideas or pretense of an actual argument, and is just going for maximum outrage like Ann Coulter?
 
2021-04-17 4:58:21 AM  

GoldSpider: Is he just completely out of ideas or pretense of an actual argument, and is just going for maximum outrage like Ann Coulter?


Yes.
 
2021-04-17 5:06:57 AM  

NDP2: Russia promotes a policy of racial, ethnic, and religious homogeny


You don't know what you are talking about.
 
2021-04-17 5:12:00 AM  

Klyukva: NDP2: Russia promotes a policy of racial, ethnic, and religious homogeny

You don't know what you are talking about.


please elaborate mr obviously neutral person from an unknown country of origin who just happened to be passing by.
 
2021-04-17 5:28:16 AM  

Klyukva: NDP2: Russia promotes a policy of racial, ethnic, and religious homogeny

You don't know what you are talking about.


He did forget that Russia also promotes alcoholism and drug addiction, rampant criminality, and general misery as "culture".
 
2021-04-17 5:34:39 AM  
He almost  had his dick bitten off by underaged snaggled tooth  Ukraninian  Hooker
 
2021-04-17 5:39:04 AM  

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2021-04-17 5:45:07 AM  

log_jammin: Klyukva: NDP2: Russia promotes a policy of racial, ethnic, and religious homogeny

You don't know what you are talking about.

please elaborate mr obviously neutral person from an unknown country of origin who just happened to be passing by.


Religion: Russia has more Muslims in percentage terms than any other country in Europe. Russia's "religious sensitivity" laws (which I'm not saying are good) are enforced as strongly to protect Islam as Christianity, unlike enlightened countries like France where Islam alone may be freely insulted. Neither does Russia ban Islamic dress like several EU countries do.

Ethnicity: Russia has 22 ethnic republics which each enjoy a status like Quebec, meaning the official language is not just Russian but also the language of the minority. Name even one other European country that does this rather than trying to suppress and assimilate ethnic minorities.
 
2021-04-17 5:52:36 AM  

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Why Svetlana Why?
 
2021-04-17 6:02:26 AM  
Uh, Tucker....

Vlad's not gonna sleep with you.
 
2021-04-17 6:03:21 AM  

Klyukva: meaning the official language is not just Russian but also the language of the minority. Name even one other European country that does this


a very quick glance and I see Malta, Kosovo, Ireland, Montenegro, Norway, Switzerland, Belgium, Czech Republic, and Finland.

I'm not going to bother with the rest of your post because no one said there were no muslim in russia.
 
2021-04-17 6:08:59 AM  

log_jammin: no one said there were no muslim in russia.


They did however say that Russia "promotes a  policy of religious homogeny". Not only is Russia farther than any other European country from actually being religiously homogeneous, unlike other European countries it is not treating its largest minority religion as a threat and trying to suppress it with bans on religious dress or construction of religious buildings.
 
2021-04-17 6:12:10 AM  

erik-k: King Something: Republicans have been pro-Russia since 2014, when Obama imposed sanctions on Russia to punish them for their illegal annexation of Crimea. And they turned overnight, abandoning over 60 years of anti-Russia principle, just to spite Obama.

The Russpublicans had been turning enemies of Democracy before that, when they saw in Putin's Russia exactly what they want for the US: A white nationalist faux-Christian state run by thieving fascist goons.


By White Nationalist logic, Russia will never qualify. Only 4-8 Western European countries are really in that exclusive club. Anything east of Poland is closer to Slavic untermensch and anything from the entire continent of Asia is right out as well.

If GOP actually embraced its own racist principles, they'd tell Russia to piss off like every other mongrel ethnicity.

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2021-04-17 6:19:43 AM  

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Why Svetlana Why?


This man deserves the same fate as Julius Streicher
 
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