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2021-04-16 5:42:43 PM  
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2021-04-16 5:53:13 PM  
Funny how anyone else owing the IRS $2 million would have gotten a SWAT team raid at 2AM and would have probably been beaten up if not shot.
 
2021-04-16 5:56:27 PM  
Breaking: The DOJ has sued Roger Stone and his wife Nydia, saying they owe $2 million in unpaid income taxes.Pfffffft. He'll get that, and more, in donations. These people are really good at grifting.
 
2021-04-16 5:56:34 PM  
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2021-04-16 5:58:28 PM  
Think he'll ask Biden for a pardon?
 
2021-04-16 6:06:22 PM  
 
2021-04-16 6:10:33 PM  
Pardon ain't gonna cover that
 
2021-04-16 6:13:48 PM  

lolmao500: Funny how anyone else owing the IRS $2 million would have gotten a SWAT team raid at 2AM and would have probably been beaten up if not shot.


If that happened to Stone, my penis would get more erect than you think.
 
2021-04-16 6:15:55 PM  
Hoo boy.

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2021-04-16 6:27:00 PM  
Don't worry, Rog. We'll find a room for you yet. 

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2021-04-16 6:29:50 PM  
Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.
 
2021-04-16 6:34:58 PM  

theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.

NO


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2021-04-16 6:39:52 PM  
Oh lookie
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/poli​tics/fl-ne-roger-stone-woes-20190411-s​tory.html

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2021-04-16 6:41:02 PM  

theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.


ewwww
 
2021-04-16 6:44:08 PM  
Anyone seen my violin?

/It's a little tiny thing
 
2021-04-16 6:58:19 PM  

theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.


She's not a bad looking woman, but... She's willingly married to Roger Stone. That's a giant reading on the "dick-in-crazy" radar, man.
 
2021-04-16 7:11:20 PM  

theflatline: theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.

NO

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We love older women with big boobs in my house.
 
2021-04-16 7:20:27 PM  

lolmao500: Funny how anyone else owing the IRS $2 million would have gotten a SWAT team raid at 2AM and would have probably been beaten up if not shot.


So MUCH this. I came here to say the same thing. As always, I'm late.
 
2021-04-16 8:11:24 PM  

theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.


She's going to be good for it. Clearly you read about the orgies.
 
2021-04-16 8:14:12 PM  

theflatline: theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.

NO

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Implants.
 
2021-04-16 8:19:42 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Don't worry, Rog. We'll find a room for you yet. 

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Where did you find this picture of my first college dorm room?
 
2021-04-16 8:22:41 PM  
He hid their assets in a trust but still completely controls them.

It's called a fraudulent transfer.  It isn't very original and he's one of the few people who makes you root for the IRS to seize their freakin' house.

And, yeah, his donors need to sue him for lying about his poverty in an effort to defraud them.  Their judgment would pick up anything the IRS doesn't take.

And ya gotta whack him in every way because you drain the cash that keeps getting pumped into him.
 
2021-04-16 9:23:47 PM  
Wait I would expect similar actions against Manafort and Mike Flynn at some time in the near future as well.
 
2021-04-16 9:24:05 PM  
Since when does the IRS sue people for failing to pay taxes? Don't they normally just audit, fine you, and if you haven't paid within X days just seize assets?
 
2021-04-16 9:24:47 PM  

lolmao500: Funny how anyone else owing the IRS $2 million would have gotten a SWAT team raid at 2AM and would have probably been beaten up if not shot.


He already did, though not for taxes.

Oh you mean again?
 
2021-04-16 9:24:48 PM  

lolmao500: Funny how anyone else owing the IRS $2 million would have gotten a SWAT team raid at 2AM and would have probably been beaten up if not shot.


If they're looking for manpower I can bring my own bat and guns. Just let me stop by a sporting goods store for some padding.
I'll comp this one. No charge.
 
2021-04-16 9:26:30 PM  

lolmao500: Funny how anyone else owing the IRS $2 million would have gotten a SWAT team raid at 2AM and would have probably been beaten up if not shot.


Really, why hasn't Stone been arrested for tax fraud? Why just sue the SOB and his Frau.
 
2021-04-16 9:26:42 PM  
Wait. Suing? Did the federal government sue Al Capone for not paying taxes?
 
2021-04-16 9:27:01 PM  

theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.


Did you mean to type that out loud?
 
2021-04-16 9:27:45 PM  
"We don't pay taxes; only the little people pay taxes"
 
2021-04-16 9:27:58 PM  
I remember when i defrauded the IRS out of millions of dollars and they just sent me a nice letter asking for it.

What a weekend that was!
 
2021-04-16 9:29:23 PM  
That's about 1458 stimulus checks.
 
2021-04-16 9:29:46 PM  
Give people the offer that for $1,000 they get to kick him as hard as they can in the balls.  He'll have that paid off in about 2 hours. ;)
 
2021-04-16 9:31:35 PM  
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2021-04-16 9:32:03 PM  

Badmoodman: Breaking: The DOJ has sued Roger Stone and his wife Nydia, saying they owe $2 million in unpaid income taxes.Pfffffft. He'll get that, and more, in donations. These people are really good at grifting.


I'm not so sure about that.  He'll get <$100K for a legal fight is my prediction.
 
2021-04-16 9:32:08 PM  

mrparks: That's about 1458 stimulus checks.


You're about 30 short.
 
2021-04-16 9:32:49 PM  
Nothing will happen.  Because he is evil.  And everyone knows that evil always wins.  Because good is dumb.
 
2021-04-16 9:34:37 PM  
rtfa
oh, good, i thought mick or keef got hooked by the HMR&C
 
2021-04-16 9:34:50 PM  

make me some tea: Oh lookie
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Everyone paying Roger Stone for anything deserves to be beaten severely and sent to jail as well.
 
2021-04-16 9:35:33 PM  

theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.


Vagina dentata describes a folk tale in which a woman's vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury, emasculation, or castration for the man involved.
 
2021-04-16 9:37:57 PM  

petec: rtfa
oh, good, i thought mick or keef got hooked by the HMR&C


Glad I'm not the only one.

/ I figured Mick had pulled a Wesley Snipes
 
2021-04-16 9:39:25 PM  
A pity the Penguin didn't heed the Joker.

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2021-04-16 9:40:37 PM  
You libs are just jealous because Roger Stone is so smart.
 
2021-04-16 9:41:17 PM  
Why do we have to see MASSIVE PICTURES of their rumpled foreskin looking mugs every time one of them gets in trouble? Just show me the indictments.

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2021-04-16 9:41:40 PM  
I hope he refuses to pay so they can drag his ass out of his house in the wee hours of the morning again. But this time they should open the front door with his head.
 
2021-04-16 9:42:18 PM  

Derp Du Jour: theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.

Vagina dentata describes a folk tale in which a woman's vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury, emasculation, or castration for the man involved.


"it's a wonderful phrase!"
/for the rest of your days!
 
2021-04-16 9:43:02 PM  
Sue?

Why not indict?
 
2021-04-16 9:45:53 PM  

Derp Du Jour: theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.

Vagina dentata describes a folk tale in which a woman's vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury, emasculation, or castration for the man involved.


It's no folk tail. I don't know if that whole situation was a TFD situation I'm not supposed to talk about or if everyone knows but it's real.
 
2021-04-16 9:49:17 PM  
And he's being sued?  That's all they can do?  I don't know much about taxes, but I doubt people would be afraid of audits, if the only penalty was paying back what you owe.
 
2021-04-16 9:50:13 PM  

tintar: Derp Du Jour: theteacher: Send his wife our way...my wife and I will look after her needs while Roger rots in prison.

Vagina dentata describes a folk tale in which a woman's vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury, emasculation, or castration for the man involved.

"it's a wonderful phrase!"
/for the rest of your days!


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