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(Newsweek)   To absolutely no one's surprise, Mike Lindell fails to be Frank with us   (newsweek.com) divider line
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8527 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 16 Apr 2021 at 10:46 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-16 6:39:14 PM  
ISP: We can't take it live until you're current on the account.
Pillowhead: But mah freedums!
ISP: No, we don't take checks. Or Trumpcoin. Or barter pillows.
 
2021-04-16 8:14:16 PM  
Someone told him that he needed to hire a programmer. He went online and hired one in India.  And they realized the site would be deeply racist and so he's gotta get a new programmer now.

Or he hired one of Trump's campaign programmers and they tried stealing Twitter's code and got cutoff.
 
2021-04-16 8:14:32 PM  
Really hoping he loses every dollar he spent on this cockamamie idea.

He needs to just go away.
 
2021-04-16 8:39:25 PM  

wejash: Someone told him that he needed to hire a programmer. He went online and hired one in India.  And they realized the site would be deeply racist and so he's gotta get a new programmer now.

Or he hired one of Trump's campaign programmers and they tried stealing Twitter's code and got cutoff.


This.  Whatever codebase they got was probably churned out at two am by a neo-nazi on a meth binge.  First integrations test probably went over like der Led Zeppelin.
 
2021-04-16 8:54:39 PM  
Mike is clearly another victim of cancel culture!
 
2021-04-16 9:50:41 PM  
Stupid from the top to the bottom
 
2021-04-16 10:21:04 PM  
the Donald Trump-supporting businessman said people seeking early entry could submit their cell phone numbers to get VIP access to the platform that would start "Thursday night at midnight."

AfroMan - Because I Got High (Uncensored) HD
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2021-04-16 10:25:40 PM  
So his shiny new Social Media Site just fails to materialize on it's launch date and he hasn't addressed the issue yet? This is the least surprising story I've heard all week.
 
2021-04-16 10:45:00 PM  
Now that the song's stuck in my head...

I was gonna start a new site, but then I got high.
I was gonna be a champion for the Right, but then I got high.
Well the Deep State got the best of me and I think I know why.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
La da dat dat dat da!
 
2021-04-16 10:48:16 PM  
You mean a crackhead with a porn-stache isn't reliable? Who could've guessed?!
 
2021-04-16 10:48:35 PM  
FTFA:  "...Some Telegram fans who sent their phone numbers to the placeholder website's form reported receiving error codes, or no codes at all. Some suggested there may have been a timezone mixup with the launch. Others noted they were waiting patiently..."

Well.  Here we are.
 
2021-04-16 10:48:43 PM  
Mike Lindell sues GoDaddy for $2.8 billion.
 
2021-04-16 10:50:03 PM  
I predict that many Farkers will be there when it launches.
It'll be an easy stop and shop for hate fixes.
 
2021-04-16 10:50:11 PM  
Frank with us?  Surely you can't be serious.
 
2021-04-16 10:50:34 PM  
He's probably having trouble getting the server's 33.6 kb/s modem to connect, his phone line keeps getting tied up with Trump calling him to chat.
 
2021-04-16 10:51:11 PM  

The_Sponge: Frank with us?  Surely you can't be serious.


And don't call me Shirley.
 
2021-04-16 10:51:17 PM  
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2021-04-16 10:51:26 PM  

Yeast No 7: Mike Lindell sues GoDaddy for $2.8 billion.


To be fair, cut-n-paste can be pretty difficult to master for some people.
 
2021-04-16 10:52:20 PM  

wejash: Someone told him that he needed to hire a programmer.


Citation needed. Based on how Parler seems to have been programmed by an MBA in a wet paper sack, I find it hard to believe anyone tells MAGAs they need programmers.
 
2021-04-16 10:52:41 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: FTFA:  "...timezone mixup ... waiting patiently..."

Well.  Here we are.


These people are so farking stupid. If blinking and breathing weren't autonomous they'd be dead.
 
2021-04-16 10:53:13 PM  
JFC.
What are rank amateur.
You're supposed to charge people for invites with the understanding that nothing's off the ground yet but you're in line to be the first to use the working product once it's up and running but before then we need as many enlisted as possible.

I know I've seen this business model more than once where it's private invites at first and then slowly you bring on the real numbers
 
2021-04-16 10:53:39 PM  

LurkerSupreme: He's probably having trouble getting the server's 33.6 kb/s modem to connect, his phone line keeps getting tied up with Trump calling him to chat.


Someone should tell him to turn off flow control.
 
2021-04-16 10:53:54 PM  
All these people just gave this crackhead their phone numbers.
 
2021-04-16 10:54:09 PM  
LOL...conservafail...again.
 
2021-04-16 10:54:29 PM  

LurkerSupreme: He's probably having trouble getting the server's 33.6 kb/s modem to connect, his phone line keeps getting tied up with Trump calling him to chat.


Why wouldn't you just buy out some small but functioning entity?
And just rebrand as whatever garbage you want
 
2021-04-16 10:54:58 PM  

waxbeans: JFC.
What are rank amateur.
You're supposed to charge people for invites with the understanding that nothing's off the ground yet but you're in line to be the first to use the working product once it's up and running but before then we need as many enlisted as possible.

I know I've seen this business model more than once where it's private invites at first and then slowly you bring on the real numbers


Shaklee.
 
2021-04-16 10:54:58 PM  

Trik: I predict that many Farkers will be there when it launches.
It'll be an easy stop and shop for hate fixes.


My botnet will be ready to DDos it into the ground.
 
2021-04-16 10:56:15 PM  
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2021-04-16 10:56:21 PM  
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2021-04-16 10:56:24 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Mike is clearly another victim of cancel culture!


he cancelled himself?
 
2021-04-16 10:56:35 PM  
All the FBI users trying to sign up crashed the system.
 
2021-04-16 10:58:52 PM  
Where's my goddamn prayer pillow?
 
2021-04-16 10:59:19 PM  
Heh. I had a patient today who told me "big things are happening next week". I didn't know WTF he was talking about, so I (mistakenly) asked.  He told me that he was joining this website wand that Mike Lindell was going to present all the evidence needed to overturn the 2020 election. He said that SCOTUS can't do anything because Joe Biden threatened all the justices, so now Trump and Lindell have to present the evidence to the public directly. This went on for 10 minutes until I politely asked him to leave. Of course, he was wearing a Trump 2024 mask and NRA Member for Trump hat.
Thank God it's Friday because I can't stand another second with my patients this week.
 
2021-04-16 10:59:28 PM  

Trik: I predict that many Farkers will be there when it launches.
It'll be an easy stop and shop for hate fixes.


it would have to exist first.

my money says they don't even have an alpha-level service yet, let alone something worthy of a public beta
 
2021-04-16 10:59:55 PM  
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2021-04-16 11:00:09 PM  
I tell ya what, Billy Mays wouldn't have pulled some third rate crap like this.  He would have shouted that site to life.
 
2021-04-16 11:02:11 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Where's my goddamn prayer pillow?



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2021-04-16 11:02:44 PM  

SBinRR: I tell ya what, Billy Mays wouldn't have pulled some third rate crap like this.  He would have shouted that site to life.


He was more of a coke guy though...
 
2021-04-16 11:02:45 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: LOL...conservafail...again.


Oh it didn't fail, he got the grift in and got all that private info in.  Cocaine don't come cheap.
 
2021-04-16 11:03:18 PM  
Fans of MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell on the chat app Telegram were was confused on Friday as his new social media network failed to come online.

FFA
 
2021-04-16 11:03:36 PM  

Nyxie: All these people just gave this crackhead their phone numbers.


Gonna get hit up with "midnight loan" requests when he runs out of rocks
 
2021-04-16 11:03:59 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Where's my goddamn prayer pillow?


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2021-04-16 11:05:04 PM  
Fans of MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell

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"Who are these farking idiots?"
 
2021-04-16 11:05:24 PM  
"Some Telegram fans who sent their phone numbers to the placeholder website's form reported receiving error codes, or no codes at all. "

...and then the spam phone calls began.
 
2021-04-16 11:05:59 PM  

Theeng: Doctor Funkenstein: LOL...conservafail...again.

Oh it didn't fail, he got the grift in and got all that private info in.  Cocaine don't come cheap.


Does in bulk.

Imma willing to bet that in a few months or a year or so we're going to hear about how he tried to pull a DeLorean to keep his shiatty company afloat.
 
2021-04-16 11:06:29 PM  
"I expected a VIP launch midnight Thursday but nothing. What's up?" one user wrote.

"What's up?"  This is what's up:

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2021-04-16 11:07:36 PM  
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2021-04-16 11:09:27 PM  

baka-san: Stupid from the top to the bottom


There is no bottom. Or maybe the top is the bottom. I can't tell.
 
2021-04-16 11:09:34 PM  

felching pen: barter pillows


I don't know if I can live in a world where nap time comfort can't be exchanged for goods and services.
 
2021-04-16 11:09:58 PM  
Another Telegram user, Lisa Perez, added: "Well, it did not launch at midnight for us VIP like it was supposed to. Or did I miss something."

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