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2021-04-16 2:34:21 PM  
Columbia, SC I take it is, The Nazi capital of America. So glad I wasn't involved, I would have killed those two idiots, for sure, but then I would have never even visited farking Columbia SC.
 
2021-04-16 2:58:11 PM  
Subby, I think you mean that if you are involved in an accident, calmly and politely exchange insurance and contact information and then go about your day without assaulting someone.

If they had kept going, it would have been a hit and run per the article.
 
2021-04-16 3:09:20 PM  
Sue the Mercedes Nazis so hard their ancestors go bankrupt.
 
2021-04-16 3:24:13 PM  
Goddammit... It's just... Farking goddammit.

Shiat like this happens all the time, but my "conservative" relatives adamantly insist racism isn't a real problem.

Fark these people. Fark my conservative relatives. Fark all racists. Fark the American right wing for being their standard bearer
 
2021-04-16 3:24:20 PM  
*looks at preview thumbnail*
Is that a naked guy?
 
2021-04-16 3:26:30 PM  

mongbiohazard: Goddammit... It's just... Farking goddammit.

Shiat like this happens all the time, but my "conservative" relatives adamantly insist racism isn't a real problem.

Fark these people. Fark my conservative relatives. Fark all racists. Fark the American right wing for being their standard bearer


To be fair, if you enforce that farking, the problem gets solved one way or another.  And a LOT of conservatives seem to be into cuckolding.
 
2021-04-16 3:27:52 PM  
"a shirtless John"

Of course he was shirtless. And a John it seems.
 
2021-04-16 3:28:39 PM  

NM Volunteer: *looks at preview thumbnail*
Is that a naked guy?


Even the naked guy showed!
 
2021-04-16 3:29:40 PM  
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2021-04-16 3:29:46 PM  
They should also be charged with a hate crime.
Hopefully they get their asses kicked in jail.
F*ck these lowlife scum buckets.
 
2021-04-16 3:29:47 PM  
Mmmmmm..... Strippers Girls named Krystal.

All glittered up and cheap perfume.

Yummy!
 
2021-04-16 3:30:10 PM  
I mean, it's a C-Class, so it's more like a "Mercedes".
 
2021-04-16 3:30:58 PM  

Myrdinn: mongbiohazard: Goddammit... It's just... Farking goddammit.

Shiat like this happens all the time, but my "conservative" relatives adamantly insist racism isn't a real problem.

Fark these people. Fark my conservative relatives. Fark all racists. Fark the American right wing for being their standard bearer

To be fair, if you enforce that farking, the problem gets solved one way or another.  And a LOT of conservatives seem to be into cuckolding.


It's a common reaction to internalized despair over the size of their package.  See also: obsession with firearms and oversized vehicles.
 
2021-04-16 3:31:14 PM  
If I was Black in America, I don't know how I'd leave the farking house anymore. Jesus Christ.
 
2021-04-16 3:31:55 PM  
Krystal Kingkade
 
2021-04-16 3:35:59 PM  
That's nice that they drape them in black cloths like they are having the senior pictures taken.
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2021-04-16 3:37:17 PM  

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Well, that, and they sort of look a bit too... first-cousin-y.
 
2021-04-16 3:37:33 PM  

FrancoFile: Krystal Kingkade


I hate Nazi strippers.
 
2021-04-16 3:37:36 PM  
{my thought stream while reading headline} "Married couple assaults interracial couple...okay, so {scroll}...fark, he looks more like her brother! Oh, South Carolina...sure. Being crazy must be like having pets...there starts to be a resemblance after a while."
 
2021-04-16 3:39:56 PM  

Myrdinn: DarkSoulNoHope: [Fark user image 306x424] [Fark user image 306x424]
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Well, that, and they sort of look a bit too... first-cousin-y.


gotta keep those bloodlines pure!
 
2021-04-16 3:40:53 PM  

FrancoFile: Krystal Kingkade


This used to be a business in my town....and we're not in The South....we're in a suburb north of Seattle:

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/Hopefully they receive the maximum sentence.
 
2021-04-16 3:44:06 PM  
Sad, story.
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On a side note. I'd take a beating to be with that beautiful woman. Wow. OMG wow.
 
2021-04-16 3:44:33 PM  
People who engage in road rage and street fighting go in the lower left corner:
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2021-04-16 3:44:39 PM  

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They both have the same "Penis goes where?!?" expression!
 
2021-04-16 3:45:47 PM  
Krystal looks like a mother dog with a highly punchable face.
 
2021-04-16 3:45:53 PM  
I can't imagine why pride in being American is dropping. Just no clue.
 
2021-04-16 3:49:24 PM  
shiat like this is among the reasons why my sister (white, married to a dark skinned Sri Lankan guy) was asking me about getting a gun this past year.

I hope the next time something like this happens, the bigots get shot.

/told my sister she needs training first
 
2021-04-16 3:49:56 PM  
Thanks, Trump.
 
2021-04-16 3:58:32 PM  
Be wary of men driving with no shirt on.

Also, the wives with no shoes.
 
2021-04-16 3:58:55 PM  

Internet Meme Rogers: If I was Black in America, I don't know how I'd leave the farking house anymore. Jesus Christ.


You leave the house anyway.  Do what interests you and do what you have to do.  And be the very best person you can be.  That's it.  Everything else is out of your hands.
 
2021-04-16 4:01:44 PM  

TheYeti: Be wary of men driving with no shirt on.

Also, the wives with no shoes.


Yep. You see a shirtless dude and/or his lady has her bare feet on the dash or hanging out a window, don't make eye contact.
 
2021-04-16 4:04:33 PM  

MagSeven: TheYeti: Be wary of men driving with no shirt on.

Also, the wives with no shoes.

Yep. You see a shirtless dude and/or his lady has her bare feet on the dash or hanging out a window, don't make eye contact.


Exactly!  It's a not so subtle signal that this car contains a half open can of whoopass.
 
2021-04-16 4:07:03 PM  

Lambskincoat: Columbia, SC I take it is, The Nazi capital of America. So glad I wasn't involved, I would have killed those two idiots, for sure, but then I would have never even visited farking Columbia SC.


Weird.  Columbia, MD (at least when I lived there in the 1990s) seemed to be the interracial couple capital of America.  That may have been their high point, as they were starting to build gated communities when I left.

I would assume that the Nazi capital of the US would be someplace in Idaho.  Although it would be easy to have a lot more Nazis (with a lower concentration) in SC.  And if that is true, I'm scared about how the prosecution (what prosecution?) and jury (even less likely) would be like.
 
2021-04-16 4:07:38 PM  

Clutch2013: Internet Meme Rogers: If I was Black in America, I don't know how I'd leave the farking house anymore. Jesus Christ.

You leave the house anyway.  Do what interests you and do what you have to do.  And be the very best person you can be.  That's it.  Everything else is out of your hands.


Well... yeah. My statement was hyperbole, sort of. But I'm not sure what being a good person has to do with it. Shiatty people should also be able to walk around without being under constant threat of violence. I know what you're saying though.
 
2021-04-16 4:09:08 PM  

boozehat: Mmmmmm..... Strippers Girls named Krystal.

All glittered up and cheap perfume.

Yummy!


She very much could be.  Pretty good looking...

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2021-04-16 4:13:19 PM  

Walker: That's nice that they drape them in black cloths like they are having the senior pictures taken.
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I wonder what they were wearing that the cops felt the need to hide it?
 
2021-04-16 4:16:37 PM  

TheYeti: MagSeven: TheYeti: Be wary of men driving with no shirt on.

Also, the wives with no shoes.

Yep. You see a shirtless dude and/or his lady has her bare feet on the dash or hanging out a window, don't make eye contact.

Exactly!  It's a not so subtle signal that this car contains a half open can of whoopass.


You mean empty not half open.
 
2021-04-16 4:20:07 PM  
In case any of our non-U.S. farkers are confused, Mercedes is considered a luxury brand in the U.S.. They haven't tended to sell their low-end cars here, although they are selling crappier models these days.
 
2021-04-16 4:20:43 PM  

Internet Meme Rogers: Clutch2013: Internet Meme Rogers: If I was Black in America, I don't know how I'd leave the farking house anymore. Jesus Christ.

You leave the house anyway.  Do what interests you and do what you have to do.  And be the very best person you can be.  That's it.  Everything else is out of your hands.

Well... yeah. My statement was hyperbole, sort of. But I'm not sure what being a good person has to do with it. Shiatty people should also be able to walk around without being under constant threat of violence. I know what you're saying though.


*shrug*

Every little bit helps.
 
2021-04-16 4:22:40 PM  

Latinwolf: Walker: That's nice that they drape them in black cloths like they are having the senior pictures taken.
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I wonder what they were wearing that the cops felt the need to hide it?


Clothing with racist slogans on it that their friends the police wouldn't want them stigmatized with.
Might hurt their chances in court, you know.
 
2021-04-16 4:23:31 PM  

Clutch2013: Internet Meme Rogers: Clutch2013: Internet Meme Rogers: If I was Black in America, I don't know how I'd leave the farking house anymore. Jesus Christ.

You leave the house anyway.  Do what interests you and do what you have to do.  And be the very best person you can be.  That's it.  Everything else is out of your hands.

Well... yeah. My statement was hyperbole, sort of. But I'm not sure what being a good person has to do with it. Shiatty people should also be able to walk around without being under constant threat of violence. I know what you're saying though.

*shrug*

Every little bit helps.


But it doesn't. The sorts of people who are violent don't give a fark if you're a good or bad person. They just see skin color.
 
2021-04-16 4:27:39 PM  

blatz514: boozehat: Mmmmmm..... Strippers Girls named Krystal.

All glittered up and cheap perfume.

Yummy!

She very much could be.  Pretty good looking...

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Dudes that do the whole "stick my neck way out and kinda squint a little bit with my eyebrows raised" face are sociopaths.
 
2021-04-16 4:29:14 PM  

DecemberNitro: blatz514: boozehat: Mmmmmm..... Strippers Girls named Krystal.

All glittered up and cheap perfume.

Yummy!

She very much could be.  Pretty good looking...

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Dudes that do the whole "stick my neck way out and kinda squint a little bit with my eyebrows raised" face are sociopaths.


Some applied retrophrenology could help that. . .
 
2021-04-16 4:29:29 PM  
His eyes are so close together, he's almost a cyclops
 
2021-04-16 4:34:00 PM  
 My college-student daughter has been dating a black, fellow student for a couple years now. Sometimes I worry about this sort of shiat.
 
2021-04-16 4:47:50 PM  

DecemberNitro: blatz514: boozehat: Mmmmmm..... Strippers Girls named Krystal.

All glittered up and cheap perfume.

Yummy!

She very much could be.  Pretty good looking...

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Dudes that do the whole "stick my neck way out and kinda squint a little bit with my eyebrows raised" face are sociopaths.


Fark, I never put that together. The look reminds me of Dewey Crowe on Justified. It fits.
 
2021-04-16 4:49:56 PM  

Walker: That's nice that they drape them in black cloths like they are having the senior pictures taken.
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those are goddamn meth eyes.
 
2021-04-16 4:51:10 PM  

blatz514: boozehat: Mmmmmm..... Strippers Girls named Krystal.

All glittered up and cheap perfume.

Yummy!

She very much could be.  Pretty good looking...

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she looks coked up and insane
 
2021-04-16 5:38:33 PM  
Looking at how close together their eyes are, I would say they were more likely to be brother and sister.

Which would make more sense.
 
2021-04-16 5:45:26 PM  

The_Sponge: FrancoFile: Krystal Kingkade

This used to be a business in my town....and we're not in The South....we're in a suburb north of Seattle:

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/Hopefully they receive the maximum sentence.


Wasn't there an old urban legend that businesses that used Ks where they didn't typically go was code for KKK sympathetic businesses?

Maybe I read it somewhere. Maybe I just made it up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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