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(Bellator)   Friday Night MMA: Bellator 257: The light heavyweight Grand Prix continues with Vadim Nemcov vs Phil Davis II & Corey Anderson vs Dovletdzhan Yagshimuradov. Prelims stream at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime. Also LFA 104, Combate Global   (bellator.com) divider line
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2021-04-16 1:40:47 PM  
Bellator Prelims stream on their YouTube channel at 5:30 PM ET https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET​TpgK​MxTq8

Bellator 257 Prelims | Nemkov vs. Davis 2 | BELLATOR MMA x SHOWTIME
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The main card is on Showtime at 9 PM ET

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2021-04-16 1:50:16 PM  
There's also LFA 104 at the same time.  Two prelim fights will stream on their Facebook page at 8 PM ET here: https://www.facebook.com/LFAfig​hting/

The main card will start at 9 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass.

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After Bellator and LFA, there is a Combate Global event at 12:30 AM.  (Combate Global is the rebranding of Combate Americas)  It will be on Univision and TUDN.

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2021-04-16 2:53:24 PM  
The UFC event for tomorrow has two fights.

Ricardo Ramos vs Bill Algeo was cancelled yesterday due to a positive COVID test

Zarah Fairn vs Josiane Nunes was scheduled for bantamweight.  Before the weigh-ins, it was changed to a 139-pound catchweight.  Nunes weighed in at the bantamweight limit of 136 pounds, but Fairn came in at 147 pounds, so the fight was cancelled.

If there's not a damn good excuse, I say cut her.
 
2021-04-16 2:54:35 PM  

psychicdeath99: The UFC event for tomorrow has

lost two fights.

Ricardo Ramos vs Bill Algeo was cancelled yesterday due to a positive COVID test

Zarah Fairn vs Josiane Nunes was scheduled for bantamweight.  Before the weigh-ins, it was changed to a 139-pound catchweight.  Nunes weighed in at the bantamweight limit of 136 pounds, but Fairn came in at 147 pounds, so the fight was cancelled.

If there's not a damn good excuse, I say cut her.



Fixed it for me.
 
2021-04-16 5:33:54 PM  

psychicdeath99: psychicdeath99: The UFC event for tomorrow has lost two fights.

Ricardo Ramos vs Bill Algeo was cancelled yesterday due to a positive COVID test

Zarah Fairn vs Josiane Nunes was scheduled for bantamweight.  Before the weigh-ins, it was changed to a 139-pound catchweight.  Nunes weighed in at the bantamweight limit of 136 pounds, but Fairn came in at 147 pounds, so the fight was cancelled.

If there's not a damn good excuse, I say cut her.


Fixed it for me.


She will blame it on her period.

In other news, Invicta has been sold and they will now be on AXS. Next event in May
 
2021-04-16 5:38:42 PM  
I ran a bit late and walked the dog before the fights and missed the first minute and a half of the first fight.  Seems Carvalho is in control, though
 
2021-04-16 5:39:26 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: psychicdeath99: The UFC event for tomorrow has lost two fights.

Ricardo Ramos vs Bill Algeo was cancelled yesterday due to a positive COVID test

Zarah Fairn vs Josiane Nunes was scheduled for bantamweight.  Before the weigh-ins, it was changed to a 139-pound catchweight.  Nunes weighed in at the bantamweight limit of 136 pounds, but Fairn came in at 147 pounds, so the fight was cancelled.

If there's not a damn good excuse, I say cut her.


Fixed it for me.

She will blame it on her period.

In other news, Invicta has been sold and they will now be on AXS. Next event in May


I was kind of surprised Shannon Knapp sold it.  They kept her on as President though.
 
2021-04-16 5:40:55 PM  
DAYLIGHT FIGHTS!  DAYLIGHT FIGHTS!  DAYLIGHT FIGHTS!  DAYLIGHT FIGHTS!

I've now got a Beastie Boys song from when they were still a punk band stuck in my head now, but I can't remember the name.  It was definitely on Some Ol' Bullshiat, but I don't wanna just look it up and see if I can remember using my own Swiss Cheese memory blob.

Anyway, Hail FFFFU Crew!
 
2021-04-16 5:41:00 PM  
I missed the first bit, but I'm confident in saying 10-9 Carvalho
 
2021-04-16 5:41:45 PM  

psychicdeath99: I ran a bit late and walked the dog before the fights and missed the first minute and a half of the first fight.  Seems Carvalho is in control, though


Out of the shower and I only saw the last minute of the 1st round.  Looks like we missed some slick scramblin'
 
2021-04-16 5:41:49 PM  
BOINK
 
2021-04-16 5:42:17 PM  
Looking like I'm gonna have to do a tenner not 10 minutes out of the shower!
 
2021-04-16 5:42:46 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: psychicdeath99: The UFC event for tomorrow has lost two fights.

Ricardo Ramos vs Bill Algeo was cancelled yesterday due to a positive COVID test

Zarah Fairn vs Josiane Nunes was scheduled for bantamweight.  Before the weigh-ins, it was changed to a 139-pound catchweight.  Nunes weighed in at the bantamweight limit of 136 pounds, but Fairn came in at 147 pounds, so the fight was cancelled.

If there's not a damn good excuse, I say cut her.


Fixed it for me.

She will blame it on her period.

In other news, Invicta has been sold and they will now be on AXS. Next event in May

I was kind of surprised Shannon Knapp sold it.  They kept her on as President though.


I'm glad that she is still in charge. She really is an unsung hero in MMA
 
2021-04-16 5:42:52 PM  
He was done for a bit before the stoppage
 
2021-04-16 5:44:28 PM  
Now, according to ONE, those shots were to the back of the head and he should have been DQ'd....
 
2021-04-16 5:44:54 PM  
Installed Discord and registered but I might have to leave today. I just got my first vaccine shot and it is making me tired as hell.
 
2021-04-16 5:48:10 PM  

wesmon: Installed Discord and registered but I might have to leave today. I just got my first vaccine shot and it is making me tired as hell.


Congrats on the jab!  Mind if I ask your age (or a range you're comfortable with)?  I've been accruing anecdotal stories to get an idea of side effects folks have been getting.  Usually the first shot is just best described as "a knuckle punch from a sibling" for a couple days.

As far as Discord, it's literally sending me an email, then clicking the link in the reply you get.  That's it....

You wanna bang it out in <5 minutes, I'm right here and willing
 
2021-04-16 5:50:09 PM  
 
2021-04-16 5:53:36 PM  

wesmon: Installed Discord and registered but I might have to leave today. I just got my first vaccine shot and it is making me tired as hell.


Seems like it affects everybody differently.  The only side effect I had for both shots was a sore arm for a day or two.
 
2021-04-16 5:55:35 PM  
so much area covered with tattoos you can't tell what is what
 
2021-04-16 5:56:24 PM  
thought he had it
 
2021-04-16 5:56:50 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: Installed Discord and registered but I might have to leave today. I just got my first vaccine shot and it is making me tired as hell.

Seems like it affects everybody differently.  The only side effect I had for both shots was a sore arm for a day or two.


I had the sore arm both times (trouble sleeping on my side both times, too) and 3 hours of feeling like I had a medium high fever like 2-3 hours after the second shot.

Early contender for ass tattoos of the night and HOW THE HELL DID HE GET OUT OF THAT?!?
 
2021-04-16 5:56:55 PM  
10-9 Burnell
 
2021-04-16 5:58:44 PM  
Oh, the other dude bailed on it.  I didn't see any other way out. Not that it was a blood or air choke, but it did NOT look comfortable!
 
2021-04-16 5:58:51 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Installed Discord and registered but I might have to leave today. I just got my first vaccine shot and it is making me tired as hell.

Congrats on the jab!  Mind if I ask your age (or a range you're comfortable with)?  I've been accruing anecdotal stories to get an idea of side effects folks have been getting.  Usually the first shot is just best described as "a knuckle punch from a sibling" for a couple days.

As far as Discord, it's literally sending me an email, then clicking the link in the reply you get.  That's it....

You wanna bang it out in <5 minutes, I'm right here and willing


I'm 48. No side effects except being tired. I will get up with you to get on your Discord when I am more awake. I missed it for that last ONE event and I was regretting it.
 
2021-04-16 6:03:16 PM  
and the sub

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got one right
 
2021-04-16 6:05:47 PM  

psychicdeath99: and the sub

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got one right


Errr....the hell's up with the Chuck Norris pics?
 
2021-04-16 6:05:51 PM  
 
2021-04-16 6:09:57 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Installed Discord and registered but I might have to leave today. I just got my first vaccine shot and it is making me tired as hell.

Congrats on the jab!  Mind if I ask your age (or a range you're comfortable with)?  I've been accruing anecdotal stories to get an idea of side effects folks have been getting.  Usually the first shot is just best described as "a knuckle punch from a sibling" for a couple days.

As far as Discord, it's literally sending me an email, then clicking the link in the reply you get.  That's it....

You wanna bang it out in <5 minutes, I'm right here and willing

I'm 48. No side effects except being tired. I will get up with you to get on your Discord when I am more awake. I missed it for that last ONE event and I was regretting it.


You missed this Wednesday's, too!  But, you do you - because Discord only allows for the invite to be valid for a couple hours, I just gotta know when the email's coming and you're around so I can reply right away and you can click right away.  Then I can sell the elusive wesmon's email address for MILLIONS...millions...
 
2021-04-16 6:11:18 PM  
Shouldn't this dude be "directing" a super low budget porn somewhere?
 
2021-04-16 6:13:09 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: and the sub

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got one right

Errr....the hell's up with the Chuck Norris pics?


It's the default when they don't have fighter pictures on Tapology.  They actually do have pictures for these two, but some glitch replaces them when you link to just the one fight.  A screen shot from the list of pics is this:

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2021-04-16 6:25:39 PM  
I just ordered a half 'roni pie n fries to get delivered, but I failed to pick up more beer.  I've got enough for the wait until pizza and during pizza but looks like I'm doing knockoff Jack n ginger for the bulk of the fights tonight
 
2021-04-16 6:28:08 PM  
Just got an amp but they had no numbers on the dials.


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So I had to fix it:

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2021-04-16 6:28:49 PM  
"What's the difference between Sambo and MMA?"
"Sambo comes from the Russian Military self defense and then Combat Sambo became the sport"

Good job Englishing, Big John!
 
2021-04-16 6:29:34 PM  

psychicdeath99: Just got an amp but they had no numbers on the dials.


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So I had to fix it:

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I was going to be embarrassed and ashamed if you DIDN'T do this joke!  Well done, pal!
 
2021-04-16 6:30:43 PM  
Askren came in at 191 pounds for tomorrow's fight against YouTube Boy.  He's just there for the paycheck.

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2021-04-16 6:32:13 PM  
First to the cards tonight (albeit a likely 30-27), but a pleasant surprise nonetheless for Bellator which usually entails boring fights going to decisions I couldn't care less about
 
2021-04-16 6:32:48 PM  

psychicdeath99: Askren came in at 191 pounds for tomorrow's fight against YouTube Boy.  He's just there for the paycheck.

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Hahaha!  He doubtlessly had a pepperoni pizza and fries last night, too!
 
2021-04-16 6:35:28 PM  
Porky Frank Mir is gonna get paid tomorrow, too.


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2021-04-16 6:35:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: Askren came in at 191 pounds for tomorrow's fight against YouTube Boy.  He's just there for the paycheck.

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His arms are larger than mine (hey, I'm workin' on it!), but a pro fighter should most definitely NOT look like a shirtless Farkin' Uke!
 
2021-04-16 6:41:22 PM  
solid 10-9 Gibson
 
2021-04-16 6:44:27 PM  
EYE POKE #1
 
2021-04-16 6:46:17 PM  
Really?  Up to 5 minutes?  I know that's for nutshots, but usually they make the call WELL before 5 minutes...
 
2021-04-16 6:47:22 PM  
A Billionaire??  With a B?  Perhaps a Millionaire, but it's far more likely that your idea will simply be stolen and you'll get nothing...
 
2021-04-16 6:51:01 PM  
20-18 Gibson
 
2021-04-16 6:52:37 PM  
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*sigh* Among the last of the Yuenglings, ya bastards!  Ignorance truly was bliss and Yuengling lager is so ubiquitous 'round these parts, you order it at bars by simply saying "Lager".
 
2021-04-16 6:56:39 PM  
29-28 Gibson
 
2021-04-16 7:03:10 PM  
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2021-04-16 7:04:48 PM  
BOINK!


OW
 
2021-04-16 7:05:21 PM  
That could have been stopped.
 
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