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4134 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2021 at 8:30 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-16 8:36:26 PM  
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2021-04-16 8:45:33 PM  
Damn, I miss those days of fark. Back when the biggest threads of the day were mocking JFP, Judge Pants, Dino Zaffina, and everyone involved with balloon boy.

Simpler times, man. Simpler times.

/free gorgor
 
2021-04-16 8:48:18 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Damn, I miss those days of fark. Back when the biggest threads of the day were mocking JFP, Judge Pants, Dino Zaffina, and everyone involved with balloon boy.

Simpler times, man. Simpler times.

/free gorgor


/free Kitwilly
 
2021-04-16 8:48:44 PM  
This is the equivalent of those stories about people buying their own house at 25 and you can, too!--as long as you have parents who paid your way through school, let you live at home rent-free for years, and gave you 150 grand for the down payment.
 
2021-04-16 8:48:44 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Damn, I miss those days of fark. Back when the biggest threads of the day were mocking JFP, Judge Pants, Dino Zaffina, and everyone involved with balloon boy.

Simpler times, man. Simpler times.

/free gorgor


Dino was a real tool.
 
2021-04-16 8:53:01 PM  
Oh yeah, this guy... He told me that I was far too kinky for him. I live with my mom would not stalk again.
 
2021-04-16 9:00:38 PM  

austerity101: This is the equivalent of those stories about people buying their own house at 25 and you can, too!--as long as you have parents who paid your way through school, let you live at home rent-free for years, and gave you 150 grand for the down payment.


No way. You can succeed on your own even if you're poor.

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2021-04-16 9:01:04 PM  

BlazeTrailer: Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Damn, I miss those days of fark. Back when the biggest threads of the day were mocking JFP, Judge Pants, Dino Zaffina, and everyone involved with balloon boy.

Simpler times, man. Simpler times.

/free gorgor

/free Kitwilly


/free cat
 
2021-04-16 9:01:25 PM  

austerity101: This is the equivalent of those stories about people buying their own house at 25 and you can, too!--as long as you have parents who paid your way through school, let you live at home rent-free for years, and gave you 150 grand for the down payment.


Damn, man.
Are you really THAT ugly?!!

/:p
 
2021-04-16 9:07:44 PM  

Mikey1969: Oh yeah, this guy... He told me that I was far too kinky for him. I live with my mom would not stalk again.


Well, that's an interesting(and useless) Fark filter, WTF? Putting in a fraction like 'zero out of ten' results in "I live with mom".

Most completely useless Fark filter ever.
 
2021-04-16 9:11:25 PM  
A four-word bio: "Hit me on IG."

Here I was thinking anyone that posts that is a robot.
 
2021-04-16 9:12:13 PM  
Gross.
 
2021-04-16 9:12:45 PM  

Mikey1969: Mikey1969: Oh yeah, this guy... He told me that I was far too kinky for him. I live with my mom would not stalk again.

Well, that's an interesting(and useless) Fark filter, WTF? Putting in a fraction like 'zero out of ten' results in "I live with mom".

Most completely useless Fark filter ever.


Oh, that was a fark filter!  I assumed you were drinking.
 
2021-04-16 9:19:49 PM  

Resident Muslim: austerity101: This is the equivalent of those stories about people buying their own house at 25 and you can, too!--as long as you have parents who paid your way through school, let you live at home rent-free for years, and gave you 150 grand for the down payment.

Damn, man.
Are you really THAT ugly?!!

/:p


Hahaha!

... yes. T_T
 
2021-04-16 9:20:31 PM  
Funny how the author tells readers what to think and points out all the takeaways, assuming the reader is an idiot with the reading comprehension of a 5 year old. But then the author references The Yellow Wallpaper, assuming their idiot audience would understand the reference.

"Yes, dear reader, I'm smarter than you"
 
2021-04-16 9:21:28 PM  
He was at the gym 26 minutes ago.


/free LittleBlondJug
 
2021-04-16 9:21:34 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Damn, I miss those days of fark. Back when the biggest threads of the day were mocking JFP, Judge Pants, Dino Zaffina, and everyone involved with balloon boy.

Simpler times, man. Simpler times.

/free gorgor


I miss KDvC
 
2021-04-16 9:27:09 PM  
FTA: "(Lesson #7: Ask icebreakers that'll reveal the parts of your match's personality that most interest you.)"

"My dick could break enough ice to leave a gap bigger than your vagina."
 
2021-04-16 9:32:50 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Damn, I miss those days of fark. Back when the biggest threads of the day were mocking JFP, Judge Pants, Dino Zaffina, and everyone involved with balloon boy.

Simpler times, man. Simpler times.

/free gorgor


Is Bevets still around?
 
2021-04-16 9:34:48 PM  

Mikey1969: Mikey1969: Oh yeah, this guy... He told me that I was far too kinky for him. I live with my mom would not stalk again.

Well, that's an interesting(and useless) Fark filter, WTF? Putting in a fraction like 'zero out of ten' results in "I live with mom".

Most completely useless Fark filter ever.


I think that may be my favourite filter.

If fark doesn't fark with us from time to time, what's the point?
 
2021-04-16 9:54:40 PM  

Mikey1969: Mikey1969: Oh yeah, this guy... He told me that I was far too kinky for him. I live with my mom would not stalk again.

Well, that's an interesting(and useless) Fark filter, WTF? Putting in a fraction like 'zero out of ten' results in "I live with mom".

Most completely useless Fark filter ever.


I've been hit with that one so I knew what you actually typed
 
2021-04-16 10:04:41 PM  

Mikey1969: Mikey1969: Oh yeah, this guy... He told me that I was far too kinky for him. I live with my mom would not stalk again.

Well, that's an interesting(and useless) Fark filter, WTF? Putting in a fraction like 'zero out of ten' results in "I live with mom".

Most completely useless Fark filter ever.


Useless for you. Entertaining for us.
I think it got me one time too.
 
2021-04-16 10:49:58 PM  
Well there must be something wrong because he's still on the app.
 
2021-04-16 11:15:43 PM  
Hit me on IG


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2021-04-16 11:22:04 PM  

chawco: Mikey1969: Mikey1969: Oh yeah, this guy... He told me that I was far too kinky for him. I live with my mom would not stalk again.

Well, that's an interesting(and useless) Fark filter, WTF? Putting in a fraction like 'zero out of ten' results in "I live with mom".

Most completely useless Fark filter ever.

I think that may be my favourite filter.

If fark doesn't fark with us from time to time, what's the point?


Yep, the filters beyond the strong language/racism stuff were never about anything else.
 
2021-04-16 11:32:28 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: chawco: Mikey1969: Mikey1969: Oh yeah, this guy... He told me that I was far too kinky for him. I live with my mom would not stalk again.

Well, that's an interesting(and useless) Fark filter, WTF? Putting in a fraction like 'zero out of ten' results in "I live with mom".

Most completely useless Fark filter ever.

I think that may be my favourite filter.

If fark doesn't fark with us from time to time, what's the point?

Yep, the filters beyond the strong language/racism stuff were never about anything else.


Did you know that Ben Franklin was the Boobiesmaster general?
 
2021-04-16 11:51:07 PM  
0 out of ten
 
2021-04-17 1:22:48 AM  
I would hit it, with my bimmer.
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2021-04-17 2:46:16 AM  
They skipped the primary lesson: be tall. Almost all of that other shiat is meaningless.
 
2021-04-17 1:38:53 PM  

Gramma: Mikey1969: Mikey1969: Oh yeah, this guy... He told me that I was far too kinky for him. I live with my mom would not stalk again.

Well, that's an interesting(and useless) Fark filter, WTF? Putting in a fraction like 'zero out of ten' results in "I live with mom".

Most completely useless Fark filter ever.

Oh, that was a fark filter!  I assumed you were drinking.


No, I didn't start until after that post... 😁
 
2021-04-17 4:21:24 PM  
OMG this comment
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I doubt this guy is self-aware enough to realize it's his negative attitude that keeps him from being successful in the dating scene.

Also, daaaamn, how much does this dude hate women???
 
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