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(Reuters)   Russia would like the world to know it's not touching Ukraine. Right now. But it will not comment on any future potential loogie hocking   (reuters.com) divider line
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2021-04-16 9:32:46 AM  
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2021-04-16 11:05:54 AM  
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2021-04-16 5:47:11 PM  
Soon it will escalate to "Stop hitting yourself!"
 
2021-04-16 5:47:19 PM  
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2021-04-16 5:47:57 PM  
Watch out for the dreaded Rear Admiral Potemkin!
 
2021-04-16 5:49:52 PM  
Tells you Putin wants the conversation with Biden.
 
2021-04-16 5:51:02 PM  
Your average farker doesn't take a dump without posting it to fark.
 
2021-04-16 5:51:06 PM  
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2021-04-16 5:53:28 PM  
Translation: Our false flag event isn't ready to go yet.
 
2021-04-16 5:53:52 PM  
Russia & NATO

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/same as it ever was
 
2021-04-16 5:56:13 PM  
If Russians weren't a bunch of useless drunks, they'd have overthrown Putin by now. Maybe the world will get lucky and Moscow will go up in a dirty, dirty bomb.
 
2021-04-16 5:57:47 PM  
Ukraine is America's closest ally. Its vital to national security that we protect them from Russian aggression.
 
2021-04-16 6:01:05 PM  
So, setting up for a tactical declaration of peace - since Ukraine has "seen the error of it's ways" due to the Russian chest puffing?
 
2021-04-16 6:01:15 PM  
I hadn't even realized that they were still going with the 'Russian Backed Separatists' ruse.

Also, the media shouldn't be repeating that ruse, because that's not what this is and everyone knows it.
 
2021-04-16 6:01:15 PM  

Clash City Farker: Ukraine is America's closest ally. Its vital to national security that we protect them from Russian aggression.


Russia got pissed that ukraine is attempting to join nato.
 
2021-04-16 6:02:12 PM  
Nope. 
They just move the border a few feet each night.
 
2021-04-16 6:02:32 PM  

Wobambo: If Russians weren't a bunch of useless drunks, they'd have overthrown Putin by now. Maybe the world will get lucky and Moscow will go up in a dirty, dirty bomb.

If Russians the Irish TEXANSweren't a bunch of useless drunks, they'd have overthrown Putin the Queen GREG ABBOTby now. Maybe the world will get lucky and Moscow Belfast DALLASwill go up in a dirty, dirty bomb.

 
2021-04-16 6:03:25 PM  
Уезжайте из Украины.  Купить Флориду за один рубль.
 
2021-04-16 6:14:51 PM  

Claude Ballse: Wobambo: If Russians weren't a bunch of useless drunks, they'd have overthrown Putin by now. Maybe the world will get lucky and Moscow will go up in a dirty, dirty bomb.

If Russians the Irish TEXANSweren't a bunch of useless drunks, they'd have overthrown Putin the Queen GREG ABBOTby now. Maybe the world will get lucky and Moscow Belfast DALLASwill go up in a dirty, dirty bomb.


Austin
 
2021-04-16 6:19:25 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: Your average farker doesn't take a dump without posting it to fark.


I pooped in the Tesla that went to space.  Nobody knew until just now.
 
2021-04-16 6:26:20 PM  

aungen: PartTimeBuddha: Your average farker doesn't take a dump without posting it to fark.

I pooped in the Tesla that went to space.  Nobody knew until just now.


So say we all.
 
2021-04-16 6:28:03 PM  
Russia is on the border because Ukraine said they were going to take Crimea back.

Not sure why that part of the story got memory-holed.

I'm not picking sides, I'm just filling in the blanks for anyone who missed it. Before you call Russia the bad guy in this situation, go read about the history of Crimea and choose a side with your own judgement. Or just sit on the fence with me and my popcorn.
 
2021-04-16 6:34:45 PM  

Summoner101: Russia & NATO


Fun fact, Russia attacked Europe like dozens if not hundreds of times since Putin has been in office. Europe attacked Russia zero times.

Fark Putin. He needs a dirt nap.
 
2021-04-16 6:35:24 PM  

valenumr: Clash City Farker: Ukraine is America's closest ally. Its vital to national security that we protect them from Russian aggression.

Russia got pissed that ukraine is attempting to join nato.


This is completely true. They have been "buffer state" paranoid since WW2. And for good reason.
 
2021-04-16 6:39:17 PM  

lolmao500: Summoner101: Russia & NATO

Fun fact, Russia attacked Europe like dozens if not hundreds of times since Putin has been in office. Europe attacked Russia zero times.

Fark Putin. He needs a dirt nap.


Do you pick fights with old drunk men taking swipes?
 
2021-04-16 6:42:59 PM  

Hoblit: I hadn't even realized that they were still going with the 'Russian Backed Separatists' ruse.

Also, the media shouldn't be repeating that ruse, because that's not what this is and everyone knows it.


Instead you'd go with occupied Ukrainians?

The problem with that narrative is that it's Russian backed sepperatists. That doesn't take away from the fact that the people there were supported by Russia.

But . Yeah well. It's Russians who live in eastern Ukraine. Come up with a new term for them.
 
2021-04-16 6:44:34 PM  
The leaders of Ukraine, France and Germany are set to hold three-way talks on Friday about the conflict in Donbass that Kyiv says has killed 14,000 people since 2014.

They are going to have a 3 way? Over 14,000 people? In 7 years?
So the US should have a 120 way for the people who died here unnecessarily in one year?
I know that the world isn't perfect or fair, but this is quite minor other than the strategic importance.

That said, fark putin/russia. They deserve far more for interfering with our governmental system.
 
2021-04-16 6:45:18 PM  

valenumr: Clash City Farker: Ukraine is America's closest ally. Its vital to national security that we protect them from Russian aggression.

Russia got pissed that ukraine is attempting to join nato.


Ukraine can't join NATO, as they don't recognize their own borders. For reasons. But they can't.
 
2021-04-16 6:48:20 PM  

tuxq: Russia is on the border because Ukraine said they were going to take Crimea back.


Crimea is Ukrainian territory. So they want to take it back. So what?
 
2021-04-16 6:50:01 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: valenumr: Clash City Farker: Ukraine is America's closest ally. Its vital to national security that we protect them from Russian aggression.

Russia got pissed that ukraine is attempting to join nato.

Ukraine can't join NATO, as they don't recognize their own borders. For reasons. But they can't.


They are officially an "aspiring member".
 
2021-04-16 6:53:15 PM  

Summoner101: lolmao500: Summoner101: Russia & NATO

Fun fact, Russia attacked Europe like dozens if not hundreds of times since Putin has been in office. Europe attacked Russia zero times.

Fark Putin. He needs a dirt nap.

Do you pick fights with old drunk men taking swipes?


And by taking swipes you mean they missed right? Except Russia hit several times and nearly overthrew democracy in the US with Trump and the GOP and the january 6 attempted coup.

If Russia didnt have nukes, for the shiat they have done in the last 4 years, Moscow should be nuked from orbit or at least invaded until Putin's head is on a pike.
 
2021-04-16 6:55:44 PM  
"Good news, everyone, the conflict that we're literally creating and perpetuating is getting a bit quieter! What good fortune!"

Their shot-callers and mouthpieces deserve to burn.
 
2021-04-16 6:58:45 PM  

Somaticasual: Nope. 
They just move the border a few feet each night.


I knew it! It's the same Adverse Possession scheme that I'm... not employing with sliding fences against my neighbors.
 
2021-04-16 7:15:54 PM  
We could potentially stop global warming , fix several crisis things that have bogged down the human race for the last 2000 years ( give or take ) , and cut down the population all at the same time.
It would also solve this problem.

There are some downsides, but at this point, I am sick to death of just watching the smart aspect of humanity try and row upstream, with only part of an oar , while the stupids keep trying to saw even that small thing off. While claiming that rowing is evil to begin with, or might cause the end of us, or whatevs.

Mind- I do not want to have to fight over canned peaches, but I am willing to do so, should I survive. I will prolly just get vaped as I live by a NAS , and that is good also.

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2021-04-16 7:34:11 PM  

Clash City Farker: Ukraine is America's closest ally. Its vital to national security that we protect them from Russian aggression.


We have to protect the ethnic Americans there
 
2021-04-16 7:38:30 PM  

johnny_vegas: Claude Ballse: Wobambo: If Russians weren't a bunch of useless drunks, they'd have overthrown Putin by now. Maybe the world will get lucky and Moscow will go up in a dirty, dirty bomb.

If Russians the Irish TEXANSweren't a bunch of useless drunks, they'd have overthrown Putin the Queen GREG ABBOTby now. Maybe the world will get lucky and Moscow Belfast DALLASwill go up in a dirty, dirty bomb.

Austin


Austin is the capital, I know. But it's also a liberal stronghold, and Dallas is a hellhole full of evangelicals and cowboys fans.

Plus, Dallas killed Kennedy.
 
2021-04-16 7:51:41 PM  
The US will offer to come to the aid of Russia, by sending troops and pre-emptive things to guard Moscow from angry Ukrainians if Russia were to cross the line.
 
2021-04-16 8:25:33 PM  
alienated:

There are some downsides, but at this point, I am sick to death of just watching the smart aspect of humanity try and row upstream, with only part of an oar , while the stupids keep trying to saw even that small thing off. While claiming that rowing is evil to begin with, or might cause the end of us, or whatevs.


The Internet is a massive creator of global warming gasses. For every 'fancy solar data center' in the U.S. there are 8 coal-fired crypto-mining centers in China. Want to help? Stop using the Internet.
 
2021-04-16 8:27:52 PM  
Best way to settle unrest at home. Make someone else the bad guy.
 
2021-04-16 8:29:45 PM  
This is your reminder that Ukraine gave up all the nukes they had in exchange for a guarantee of their borders.

https://fsi.stanford.edu/news/ukraine​-​nuclear-weapons-and-trilateral-stateme​nt-25-years-later
 
2021-04-16 8:46:10 PM  

matthardingu: This is your reminder that Ukraine gave up all the nukes they had in exchange for a guarantee of their borders.

https://fsi.stanford.edu/news/ukraine-​nuclear-weapons-and-trilateral-stateme​nt-25-years-later


Making a deal like that with Russia was undoubtedly naive.
 
2021-04-16 9:24:35 PM  

matthardingu: This is your reminder that Ukraine gave up all the nukes they had in exchange for a guarantee of their borders.

https://fsi.stanford.edu/news/ukraine-​nuclear-weapons-and-trilateral-stateme​nt-25-years-later


Telling Russia "fark off, they are ALL aimed at you," would have apparently been a better stance for long term relative peace.
 
2021-04-16 9:29:50 PM  

matthardingu: This is your reminder that Ukraine gave up all the nukes they had in exchange for a guarantee of their borders.

https://fsi.stanford.edu/news/ukraine-​nuclear-weapons-and-trilateral-stateme​nt-25-years-later


We made a promise and we should keep it
 
2021-04-16 9:45:47 PM  

Surrender your boo-tah: matthardingu: This is your reminder that Ukraine gave up all the nukes they had in exchange for a guarantee of their borders.

https://fsi.stanford.edu/news/ukraine-​nuclear-weapons-and-trilateral-stateme​nt-25-years-later

We made a promise and we should keep it


We have kept it, we haven't invaded or nuked Ukraine.

Russia broke their promise.
 
2021-04-16 10:15:16 PM  

BigNumber12: Surrender your boo-tah: matthardingu: This is your reminder that Ukraine gave up all the nukes they had in exchange for a guarantee of their borders.

https://fsi.stanford.edu/news/ukraine-​nuclear-weapons-and-trilateral-stateme​nt-25-years-later

We made a promise and we should keep it

We have kept it, we haven't invaded or nuked Ukraine.

Russia broke their promise.


Your cowardice is showing
 
2021-04-16 11:36:22 PM  
It's simply amazing how certain accounts that repeat debunked talking points about American politics also jump in to BSAB about Russia or defend Its actions no matter what.  I can't imagine why that might be.

/Just flat out stumped!
 
2021-04-17 12:15:18 AM  

Surrender your boo-tah: BigNumber12: Surrender your boo-tah: matthardingu: This is your reminder that Ukraine gave up all the nukes they had in exchange for a guarantee of their borders.

https://fsi.stanford.edu/news/ukraine-​nuclear-weapons-and-trilateral-stateme​nt-25-years-later

We made a promise and we should keep it

We have kept it, we haven't invaded or nuked Ukraine.

Russia broke their promise.

Your cowardice is showing


Nice, an ITG and ignorant as fark.

We aren't compelled by treaty to do anything. We should, and are. But we haven't broken our word.
 
2021-04-17 8:44:39 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: tuxq: Russia is on the border because Ukraine said they were going to take Crimea back.

Crimea is Ukrainian territory. So they want to take it back. So what?


Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's validated, but it did happen. It's not like Russia came out of left field with this. It's in response to Ukraine's plan to retake Crimea.

I'm also saying that Crimea plays an historically important role for Russia's navy. Whether or not one agrees with Russia's aggression to maintain that role is not important...it is what it is and keyboard commanders aren't going to stop it.
 
2021-04-17 9:08:46 AM  

valenumr: Ketchuponsteak: valenumr: Clash City Farker: Ukraine is America's closest ally. Its vital to national security that we protect them from Russian aggression.

Russia got pissed that ukraine is attempting to join nato.

Ukraine can't join NATO, as they don't recognize their own borders. For reasons. But they can't.

They are officially an "aspiring member".


I know.

What's your point?
 
2021-04-17 9:51:06 AM  

Wobambo: If Russians weren't a bunch of useless drunks, they'd have overthrown Putin by now. Maybe the world will get lucky and Moscow will go up in a dirty, dirty bomb.


Oh, and they re-elected him eleventy times and then got rid of term limits.

Say what you will about America and Trump, but we voted out the Fanta Menace after only one term.
 
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