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(Gizmodo)   It's like if they rebooted "Knight Rider" with a Tesla and had it hunt down criminals across the country. Which . . . is not that bad of an idea, actually   (gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Federal Bureau of Investigation, federal court, Tesla's security system, United States Department of Justice, resident Dushko Vulchev, security cameras, count of use of fire, Martin Luther King, Jr.  
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2021-04-16 10:19:56 AM  
Only if Gilbert Gottfried voices the car.
 
2021-04-16 6:53:41 PM  
I guess it kept Summer safe after all.
 
2021-04-16 6:54:05 PM  
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2021-04-16 6:55:36 PM  
I'm waiting for a reboot of Deathrace 2000 with Priuses and Teslas.
 
2021-04-16 6:56:04 PM  
Can the main character get a ticket for forward facing red?

Better yet, ha e an episode at a comicon and have a bunch of BSG cosplayers running around trying to get selfies with the car's red pong light
 
2021-04-16 6:57:50 PM  

AbuHashish: I'm waiting for a reboot of Deathrace 2000 with Priuses and Teslas.


In the case of the Tesla, would the car get the points, or the "driver" watching a movie in the back seat?
 
2021-04-16 6:58:34 PM  
I want to say they rebooted Knight Rider a few years ago and absolutely no one watched it

yep there it is
even i dont recognize wtf this is

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2021-04-16 6:58:43 PM  
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2021-04-16 7:00:47 PM  

moothemagiccow: I want to say they rebooted Knight Rider a few years ago and absolutely no one watched it

yep there it is
even i dont recognize wtf this is

[Fark user image image 850x469]


Using a Mustang for Kitt was absolutely blasphemous and WRONG, JUST WRONG!

/FORD guy
 
2021-04-16 7:01:13 PM  

WonderDave1: AbuHashish: I'm waiting for a reboot of Deathrace 2000 with Priuses and Teslas.

In the case of the Tesla, would the car get the points, or the "driver" watching a movie in the back seat?


Both
 
2021-04-16 7:03:29 PM  
Every episode ends at 40 minutes after the hour, as the recharging begins.
 
2021-04-16 7:04:44 PM  
This is fake news.
I've been assured by Republicans that racists don't exist (unless we're talking about the REAL racists)
 
2021-04-16 7:10:21 PM  

moothemagiccow: I want to say they rebooted Knight Rider a few years ago and absolutely no one watched it

yep there it is
even i dont recognize wtf this is

[Fark user image 850x469]


I tried...

It could have been fun, but they overdid the magic(Of course), and had the car made out of nanobots that could re-form into anything. I think it went from the mustang to a big truck at some point. With the same exact number of these "nanobots".

it could have been cool. Instead, it was a gimmicky mess, kind of like the Star Wars prequels. They just went nuts with the CGI bullshiat.
 
2021-04-16 7:11:52 PM  

moothemagiccow: I want to say they rebooted Knight Rider a few years ago and absolutely no one watched it

yep there it is
even i dont recognize wtf this is

[Fark user image 850x469]


And it was soooo bad they waited exactly 26 minutes to find an excuse to get the stars into their undies - OH NO WE'RE TRAPPED IN A FIRE IN THE CAR!!

Raunchy Knight Rider stars 'get their kit off'... in supercar KITT | Daily Mail Online

(no real nudity, but lots o skin so may be NSFW)
 
2021-04-16 7:17:05 PM  

Mikey1969: moothemagiccow: I want to say they rebooted Knight Rider a few years ago and absolutely no one watched it

yep there it is
even i dont recognize wtf this is

[Fark user image 850x469]

I tried...

It could have been fun, but they overdid the magic(Of course), and had the car made out of nanobots that could re-form into anything. I think it went from the mustang to a big truck at some point. With the same exact number of these "nanobots".

it could have been cool. Instead, it was a gimmicky mess, kind of like the Star Wars prequels. They just went nuts with the CGI bullshiat.


Still better than an Airwolf reboot, which would probably feature a drone swarm instead of a copter
 
2021-04-16 7:17:55 PM  
Kids In The Hall - Hi-Tech Car Alarm
Youtube Kstob_NOLp0
 
2021-04-16 7:30:51 PM  

AbuHashish: I'm waiting for a reboot of Deathrace 2000 with Priuses and Teslas.


Why not Fast and Furious?
 
2021-04-16 7:31:20 PM  
And at some random point in the episode (could be five minutes in, 25 minutes, maybe never) it catches fire and the show ends.
 
2021-04-16 7:36:25 PM  
Such is the weird, double-edged sword of the surveillance dystopia in which we all now live: What you sacrifice in privacy may be paid back in safety.

NO.

That's not how it works.
 
2021-04-16 7:38:23 PM  
Now, 44-year-old Maine resident Dushko Vulchev has been arrested in connection to the crimes.


Turns out Dushko grew up to be a douche. This is gonna be a interesting case study on how the name you give your kid may affect their future prospects.
 
2021-04-16 7:39:15 PM  

Cafe Threads: AbuHashish: I'm waiting for a reboot of Deathrace 2000 with Priuses and Teslas.

Why not Fast and Furious?


That's being reset with a group of fans. It will be called Fast and the Furriest, about a group of furries suiting up and fighting crime in their furry mode....
 
2021-04-16 7:39:58 PM  

Cafe Threads: AbuHashish: I'm waiting for a reboot of Deathrace 2000 with Priuses and Teslas.

Why not Fas(

charging)t a(charging)nd Fur(charging)ious?

FTFM
 
2021-04-16 7:42:47 PM  
Now it has a toaster oven so the Hoff never again has to eat a cold burger off the bathroom floor.
 
2021-04-16 8:04:41 PM  
Autopilot = changing movie trope, as seen in I, Robot.

Don't Stop - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
Youtube 1EMqd5Nznv0
 
2021-04-16 8:05:09 PM  

moothemagiccow: I want to say they rebooted Knight Rider a few years ago and absolutely no one watched it

yep there it is
even i dont recognize wtf this is

[Fark user image 850x469]


I was one of the 5 people who gave the reboot a shot.

First thing I noticed, was that Ford paid their bribe, and they used one of their cars for the show, it didn't really fit.

The second, and last thing I noticed (as I shut it off) was that the acting was SO BAD that it felt like that part of the reality show where they talk awkwardly about how to overcome the next challenge the producers threw at them.  Like, it didn't feel like anyone was following a script while reading their lines in a monotone voice lol.
 
2021-04-16 8:25:59 PM  
"... as he damaged the tires, then later returned to steal them along with the vehicle's rims."

You're doing it wrong.
 
2021-04-16 8:51:07 PM  
I'm all for throwing the book at him, but multiple counts of "damage to religious property involving fire" is oddly specific.  Why does destroying religious property carry a different charge than any other property?
 
2021-04-16 9:16:24 PM  

HawkEyes: I'm all for throwing the book at him, but multiple counts of "damage to religious property involving fire" is oddly specific.  Why does destroying religious property carry a different charge than any other property?


I wonder how specific they get, really. Is there a charge for damage to religious property involving an axe on the second Tuesday of the month that also happens to be a full moon? Does the full moon act as an enhancer to the sentence, or a way to explain the activity?
 
2021-04-16 9:24:00 PM  

Bootleg: HawkEyes: I'm all for throwing the book at him, but multiple counts of "damage to religious property involving fire" is oddly specific.  Why does destroying religious property carry a different charge than any other property?

I wonder how specific they get, really. Is there a charge for damage to religious property involving an axe on the second Tuesday of the month that also happens to be a full moon? Does the full moon act as an enhancer to the sentence, or a way to explain the activity?


Werecar?
 
2021-04-16 10:07:37 PM  
+1

/I laughed
 
2021-04-17 3:54:49 AM  

Bootleg: HawkEyes: I'm all for throwing the book at him, but multiple counts of "damage to religious property involving fire" is oddly specific.  Why does destroying religious property carry a different charge than any other property?

I wonder how specific they get, really. Is there a charge for damage to religious property involving an axe on the second Tuesday of the month that also happens to be a full moon? Does the full moon act as an enhancer to the sentence, or a way to explain the activity?


Not sure about in law, but I'll bet there's an ICD-10 code for that
 
2021-04-17 10:44:50 AM  

jtown: [i.imgur.com image 720x528]


Came here for this. There's always an inlet, or a [i forget], or a fjord.
 
2021-04-17 11:31:36 AM  

robxiii: moothemagiccow: I want to say they rebooted Knight Rider a few years ago and absolutely no one watched it

yep there it is
even i dont recognize wtf this is

[Fark user image 850x469]

I was one of the 5 people who gave the reboot a shot.

First thing I noticed, was that Ford paid their bribe, and they used one of their cars for the show, it didn't really fit.

The second, and last thing I noticed (as I shut it off) was that the acting was SO BAD that it felt like that part of the reality show where they talk awkwardly about how to overcome the next challenge the producers threw at them.  Like, it didn't feel like anyone was following a script while reading their lines in a monotone voice lol.


The made for TV movie that sort of was a pilot was cool if for nothing else than having Val Kilmer voice KITT,
And Pontiac was dead by then, so no trans am
 
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