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2021-04-16 9:31:56 AM  
Damn it, now I'm craving a broccoli and cheese bread bowl.
 
2021-04-16 9:42:09 AM  
No, when I think of bicycles I think of subby's mom.
 
2021-04-16 9:45:49 AM  

State_College_Arsonist: Damn it, now I'm craving a broccoli and cheese bread bowl.


A few years ago, Panera came out with a line noodle bowls that were excellent. There were four. Then two. Then one. Now, they are gone off the menu. Damn you, Panera, for forcing me to go to real Japanese restaurants and discovering the joy that is noodle bowls. Oh, and sorry I haven't been back to your place since then. Oh well...
 
2021-04-16 9:47:02 AM  
A bit late for April Fools', ain't it?
 
2021-04-16 10:13:33 AM  
There's nothing like a Panera Bread bicycle when you want to loaf around.
 
2021-04-16 10:14:48 AM  
Is a fish riding the bicycle? If so, then I think of Guinness.

/time to hit the store and get my weekend supply
 
2021-04-16 10:22:03 AM  
Nope, hippie speedball and a 6 hour alpine epic.

Could be a Kootenay thing....

YMMV.

Surprised they could find any bikes to give away....don't break anything  or wear anything out you wont get parts until fall of 2023...if then...
 
2021-04-16 10:43:58 AM  

Winterlight: State_College_Arsonist: Damn it, now I'm craving a broccoli and cheese bread bowl.

A few years ago, Panera came out with a line noodle bowls that were excellent. There were four. Then two. Then one. Now, they are gone off the menu. Damn you, Panera, for forcing me to go to real Japanese restaurants and discovering the joy that is noodle bowls. Oh, and sorry I haven't been back to your place since then. Oh well...


They killed off their mushroom soup too, and damn do I miss it.
 
2021-04-16 11:27:38 AM  

blodyholy: Winterlight: State_College_Arsonist: Damn it, now I'm craving a broccoli and cheese bread bowl.

A few years ago, Panera came out with a line noodle bowls that were excellent. There were four. Then two. Then one. Now, they are gone off the menu. Damn you, Panera, for forcing me to go to real Japanese restaurants and discovering the joy that is noodle bowls. Oh, and sorry I haven't been back to your place since then. Oh well...

They killed off their mushroom soup too, and damn do I miss it.


I asked my wife if our palettes outgrew Panera or if they started skimping on ingredients and jacking prices. She was pretty adamant in her "the latter" retort.

/she used to love panera.
//me too
///the "Asian Chicken Salad" is a total joke now.
 
2021-04-16 12:16:51 PM  
They should be giving away mom haircuts and SUVs that only go to the grocery store and back.
 
2021-04-16 12:33:22 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: Damn it, now I'm craving a broccoli and cheese bread bowl.


It's a bread boule not a bowl
 
2021-04-16 12:48:52 PM  

nyseattitude: State_College_Arsonist: Damn it, now I'm craving a broccoli and cheese bread bowl.

It's a bread boule not a bowl


Don't blather at me in some incomprehensible dead language.
 
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2021-04-16 1:24:17 PM  
I'd like a new bike but we don't have any panera bread around here, just St. Louis Bread Company
 
2021-04-16 3:02:18 PM  

NINEv2: blodyholy: Winterlight: State_College_Arsonist: Damn it, now I'm craving a broccoli and cheese bread bowl.

A few years ago, Panera came out with a line noodle bowls that were excellent. There were four. Then two. Then one. Now, they are gone off the menu. Damn you, Panera, for forcing me to go to real Japanese restaurants and discovering the joy that is noodle bowls. Oh, and sorry I haven't been back to your place since then. Oh well...

They killed off their mushroom soup too, and damn do I miss it.

I asked my wife if our palettes outgrew Panera or if they started skimping on ingredients and jacking prices. She was pretty adamant in her "the latter" retort.

/she used to love panera.
//me too
///the "Asian Chicken Salad" is a total joke now.


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Sorry.  Pet peeve.
 
2021-04-16 4:16:36 PM  

Billy Liar: NINEv2: blodyholy: Winterlight: State_College_Arsonist: Damn it, now I'm craving a broccoli and cheese bread bowl.

A few years ago, Panera came out with a line noodle bowls that were excellent. There were four. Then two. Then one. Now, they are gone off the menu. Damn you, Panera, for forcing me to go to real Japanese restaurants and discovering the joy that is noodle bowls. Oh, and sorry I haven't been back to your place since then. Oh well...

They killed off their mushroom soup too, and damn do I miss it.

I asked my wife if our palettes outgrew Panera or if they started skimping on ingredients and jacking prices. She was pretty adamant in her "the latter" retort.

/she used to love panera.
//me too
///the "Asian Chicken Salad" is a total joke now.

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Sorry.  Pet peeve.


Er... does that apply to taste too?
 
2021-04-16 4:35:04 PM  
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2021-04-16 4:43:01 PM  

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You're not supposed to fist the breadbowl.
 
2021-04-16 4:44:17 PM  

NINEv2: Billy Liar: NINEv2: blodyholy: Winterlight: State_College_Arsonist: Damn it, now I'm craving a broccoli and cheese bread bowl.

A few years ago, Panera came out with a line noodle bowls that were excellent. There were four. Then two. Then one. Now, they are gone off the menu. Damn you, Panera, for forcing me to go to real Japanese restaurants and discovering the joy that is noodle bowls. Oh, and sorry I haven't been back to your place since then. Oh well...

They killed off their mushroom soup too, and damn do I miss it.

I asked my wife if our palettes outgrew Panera or if they started skimping on ingredients and jacking prices. She was pretty adamant in her "the latter" retort.

/she used to love panera.
//me too
///the "Asian Chicken Salad" is a total joke now.

[th.bing.com image 313x170]

Sorry.  Pet peeve.

Er... does that apply to taste too?


Yup. I stand corrected. Now soups are a whole nother matter that some folks take for granite. Irregardless of their palates.
 
2021-04-17 12:46:03 AM  
*shrugs* I just entered.  You can always remove the basket and paint the thing.
 
2021-04-17 9:44:55 AM  
Thats actually a pretty nice bike... for free if you win it.  Personally I don't t care for shore bikes
 
2021-04-17 12:08:06 PM  
 I think I live next to the lowest rated Pantera in the country.
It's fairly new but has dipped to the 2* level a few times.  The place is a mess.
 
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