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(Salon)   The GOP is banning foster care for immigrant children, with Nebraska's governor and South Carolina's governor making it illegal for residents to foster sundered children   (salon.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Foster care, Federal government of the United States, Republican Party, Joe Biden, President of the United States, South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster, United States, child migrants  
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1376 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Apr 2021 at 6:05 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-15 11:00:57 PM  
Are republicans now looking at having a pool of minors to examine their genitals at will that are held in a camp to make convenient for republicans?
 
2021-04-15 11:04:12 PM  
How Christian of them!
 
2021-04-15 11:16:30 PM  
I don't want to hear another word from "concerned" conservatives about children at the border.
 
2021-04-15 11:18:33 PM  
Next they will try to ban feds from transporting the children through their states to other foster systems.
 
2021-04-15 11:27:15 PM  
What happens if you bought those children from the Betsy Devos  "White People adopt to Indocrinate" brown children Christian adoption agency?

I mean you paid for those kids.
 
2021-04-15 11:29:07 PM  

theflatline: What happens if you bought those children from the Betsy Devos  "White People adopt to Indocrinate" brown children Christian adoption agency?

I mean you paid for those kids.


Those are slaves, not fosters.
 
2021-04-15 11:32:33 PM  

GardenWeasel: theflatline: What happens if you bought those children from the Betsy Devos  "White People adopt to Indocrinate" brown children Christian adoption agency?

I mean you paid for those kids.

Those are slaves, not fosters.


It worked when Mormons did it with native children.

Natives weren't citizens. If you can believe it.
 
2021-04-16 12:00:37 AM  
The reason that Nebraska's governor PRICKetts says that we can't afford to host migrant kids is due to a scam by his cronies. They accepted a big 60% lower than the nearest competitor, and now they have to bail them out at a cost higher than the competing bid.

If you think that Pete looks like a limp dick in a red white and blue condom, it's because that's exactly what he is.
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2021-04-16 12:02:11 AM  

GardenWeasel: theflatline: What happens if you bought those children from the Betsy Devos  "White People adopt to Indocrinate" brown children Christian adoption agency?

I mean you paid for those kids.

Those are slaves, not fosters.


Not so funny story, there are still millions of people and their children held in slavery.

/India looking at you and the mid east.
 
2021-04-16 6:09:59 AM  
I feel like sundered children should be taken to the hospital.
 
2021-04-16 6:10:18 AM  
But remember. All Americans are working for the betterment of America.


Evil farkers should get the lash.
 
2021-04-16 6:17:41 AM  

GardenWeasel: theflatline: What happens if you bought those children from the Betsy Devos  "White People adopt to Indocrinate" brown children Christian adoption agency?

I mean you paid for those kids.

Those are slaves, not fosters.


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2021-04-16 6:20:19 AM  
THE PRO FAMILY PARTY

/snarl
 
2021-04-16 6:21:26 AM  
The GOP is missing a great opportunity here, place those kids in Evangelical-only households to brainwash them, then under DACA they'll be citizens and future GOP voters 🤢🤮
 
2021-04-16 6:22:51 AM  

winterbraid: THE PRO FAMILY PARTY

/snarl


By that they mean all-white families.
 
2021-04-16 6:23:59 AM  

stan unusual: The reason that Nebraska's governor PRICKetts says that we can't afford to host migrant kids is due to a scam by his cronies. They accepted a big 60% lower than the nearest competitor, and now they have to bail them out at a cost higher than the competing bid.

If you think that Pete looks like a limp dick in a red white and blue condom, it's because that's exactly what he is.
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2021-04-16 6:25:30 AM  
Will this will certainly help the processing of all those children.  Then the GQP can blame Biden for holding children too long.

Fark the GQP!
 
2021-04-16 6:26:21 AM  
Because this is exactly what the Bible tells us to do.....right?
 
2021-04-16 6:30:19 AM  
"But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
Matthew 19:14

Versus

"fark'em"
Christians
 
2021-04-16 6:31:19 AM  

freddyV: Because this is exactly what the Bible tells us to do.....right?


Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have stuggit unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have not stiggeteth enough.

--Requblican Jesus
 
2021-04-16 6:31:56 AM  
Are they going with the Gaetz plan of sending each minor $300 for 'tuition' instead?
 
2021-04-16 6:32:25 AM  
"Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 19:14 (KJV)
 
2021-04-16 6:36:15 AM  

freddyV: Because this is exactly what the Bible tells us to do.....right?


Leviticus 19:33-34

33 And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.

34 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God
 
2021-04-16 6:36:25 AM  
Ezekiel 16:49"'Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy."

They are sodomites. That's the problem. Not the good kind of sodomite with the BJs and the butt stuff. No, the bad kind, with the cruelty to strangers and smug self satisfied greed. Nebraska and South Carolina need a hail of brimstone, stat.

And don't look over your shoulder at them while it's happening, you salty biatch.
 
2021-04-16 6:39:59 AM  
Pete Ricketts is a serious asshole, isn't he?

Move over Greg Abbott - you have real competition.
 
2021-04-16 6:40:10 AM  
Are GOP eligible for national retroactive abortion?
 
2021-04-16 6:40:19 AM  
"Republicans are rushing to reject migrant children in need of foster care in hopes of scoring political points."

My gawd. How is it possible that this action scores "points" with any other human being?
 
2021-04-16 6:40:45 AM  
Jesus wept.
 
2021-04-16 6:41:38 AM  
Republicans: We're the party of less government and more freedom.

People: I want to use my freedom to foster children as they attempt to navigate the immigration system.

Republicans: Not like that! More government! Less Freedom! More cruelty!
 
2021-04-16 6:52:13 AM  

RasIanI: "Republicans are rushing to reject migrant children in need of foster care in hopes of scoring political points."

My gawd. How is it possible that this action scores "points" with any other human being?


If the kids are not in foster homes they are under the care of the federal government and then depending on the conditions they are kept in Republicans can score points with either a "THEY'RE ALSO KEEPING KIDS IN CAGES" or a "ILLEGALS ARE GETTING LUXURY HOTELS AT YOU EXPENSE".
 
2021-04-16 6:54:32 AM  
The cruelty is the point especially for the poor. But the children will be better off, hopefully, in Democratic states that fund things like public education and have voting populations who aren't all completely racist assholes.
 
2021-04-16 6:58:43 AM  
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2021-04-16 7:10:19 AM  
Between this shiat, the laws targeted at trans children, and Matt Gaetz, Reublicans are really going all-in on their 2022 slogan "fark Children!"
 
2021-04-16 7:11:43 AM  
Personally I would like to thank threads like this for existing. They make it easy to filter the ghouls out of my feed increasing the chances for an actual conversation to exist.

Disagreeing with me is fine, but please do it in good faith or you are gone.
 
2021-04-16 7:12:28 AM  
Sorry, Conservatives.  Jesus believed in the importance of public hygiene and non-pharmaceutical interventions versus the diseases of the age.  Y'all have blown it in that regard and wet are not going to give you a second chance.
 
2021-04-16 7:17:28 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Sorry, Conservatives.  Jesus believed in the importance of public hygiene and non-pharmaceutical interventions versus the diseases of the age.  Y'all have blown it in that regard and wet are not going to give you a second chance.


Yes you are and you have to because unity and such as

/'Jesus' is whatever they need it to be
//Yeshua bar Yosef got binned
 
2021-04-16 7:19:11 AM  
The Fugitive Slave Act is a sad reminder that to keep the South the nation's lawmakers made it a crime with forfeit of property and life for assisting a second class person.

Today is just another instance we didn't learn shiat about crossing the line.
 
2021-04-16 7:23:54 AM  
My inclination is to say " I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

But it's not true. I'm pretty f*cking angry about it.
 
2021-04-16 7:50:43 AM  
Wow it's as though half the country is mentally ill and/or filled with Nazi-like hate for the Other.

It's genuinely quite disturbing. Supposedly most wealthy country in the world can afford guns for everybody, mental  healthcare for nobody, and you could not buy a sense of decency or kindness from coast to coast for these idiots.

We know you're upset about immigration, my white supremacist friends, but did you seriously never see a day that you too would wind up paying karma for the native Americans you slaughtered?

Kind of like how you now have to deal with all these black people, you know the descendants of those who enslaved raped sold and killed, and upon who's back to your empires were grown?
 
2021-04-16 7:51:23 AM  

Smoking GNU: winterbraid: THE PRO FAMILY PARTY

/snarl

By that they mean all-white families.


Not quite, friend. I was a foster kid, not just white but "straight" (wink) and male as well, but I wasn't christian enough. I even got confirmed to sell it, but somehow they could smell the jew on me.

Once, I got read the riot act for not decorating a christmas tree uh, fervently enough? Point is, being white isn't good enough, it's just one of many requirements.
 
2021-04-16 7:52:16 AM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Are GOP eligible for national retroactive abortion?


Well you're in luck today is national retroactive abortion day. So get out your coat hangers any trash bags and celebrate things and make America great.
 
2021-04-16 8:02:49 AM  
"The Biden administration should focus on working with Central American governments to reunite the children with their families in their home countries instead of pursuing the risky strategy of scattering them across the United States,"

One fallacy I often have trouble defining s begging the question, but I think this is it.  He's stating that allowing undocumented children into foster care is a risky strategy as if this is an agreed upon fact.
 
2021-04-16 8:05:31 AM  
So just have the little ones sweep the floors or mow the lawn once in a while and they're not foster kids, they're illegal domestics, which the GOP seems to embrace.
 
2021-04-16 8:15:15 AM  
Republicans always have to find the weakest around them to beat the shiat out of to prove how Christian they are.  Jesus was all about that playground shiat.  They're down to foreign kids without parents to protect them, so I don't know how much lower they can go to find weak people to hurt.
 
2021-04-16 8:16:38 AM  
Well, sorry about those Federal dollars you won't be seeing for a while.
 
2021-04-16 8:17:32 AM  
Just like Jesus would do.
 
2021-04-16 8:19:59 AM  
Republicans: all evil, all the time.
 
2021-04-16 8:25:25 AM  

Pernicious Q. Varmint: Ezekiel 16:49"'Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy."

They are sodomites. That's the problem. Not the good kind of sodomite with the BJs and the butt stuff. No, the bad kind, with the cruelty to strangers and smug self satisfied greed. Nebraska and South Carolina need a hail of brimstone, stat.

And don't look over your shoulder at them while it's happening, you salty biatch.


Can we go ahead and make "O you Sodomite(s)" the formal address for all Republic elected officials, as in "O you Sodomite, Rep. Gaetz, etc."? It would make press conferences much more interesting!
 
2021-04-16 8:25:59 AM  

Cheron: "Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 19:14 (KJV)


See, that's the problem with someone else writing your words down. Jesus actually said "Suffer, little children. And forbid them. Not to come unto me, for that is the kingdom of heaven."
 
2021-04-16 8:40:34 AM  

winterbraid: Smoking GNU: winterbraid: THE PRO FAMILY PARTY

/snarl

By that they mean all-white families.

Not quite, friend. I was a foster kid, not just white but "straight" (wink) and male as well, but I wasn't christian enough. I even got confirmed to sell it, but somehow they could smell the jew on me.

Once, I got read the riot act for not decorating a christmas tree uh, fervently enough? Point is, being white isn't good enough, it's just one of many requirements.


Yeah, fair enough.
 
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