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790 clicks; posted to Food » on 16 Apr 2021 at 4:25 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-16 4:47:50 AM  
I don't know why I watched that, but I did. He's not wrong about the tonic, but goddamn, that guy is a dildo.
 
2021-04-16 4:53:30 AM  
Get back to making Good Eats.
 
2021-04-16 7:14:27 AM  

NINEv2: Get back to making Good Eats.


They are. They also "redo" old episodes where he jumps in and corrects his old self. They're both pretty good.

What is not good is his QQ YouTube stream with his wife. I dunno. His show about food and cooking techniques are the best in the business. His show where he drinks in the kitchen with his wife just sort of hovering around is not good. He almost got into some hot water over some commentary using Jews as an example. It wasn't anti-Semetic just really really stupid. Yes he was wasted.
 
2021-04-16 9:15:18 AM  
I used to hate this guy. But he must have good handlers because now I just dislike him.
 
2021-04-16 9:35:53 AM  
fark that d-bag
 
2021-04-16 11:17:17 AM  
 
2021-04-16 12:08:17 PM  
I don't even watch any more, 'cause frankly it's gotten past funny well into, "Dude... you've got a problem.  Seriously."  I've already had to watch people I like fall into a bottle, it's not any cooler on video.
 
2021-04-16 12:14:50 PM  
Apparantly I'm one of the few people amused by Drunk Alton.
 
2021-04-16 12:23:27 PM  
Every bit of the charm he had in the first few seasons of Good Eats is gone.  Now he's just an a-hole who spends entirely too much time caring what people think of him on the internet and spending an unnecessarily gigantic amount of time trying to prove himself right about every single thing he ever says.  Fame really does change people.  He's the Mariah Carey of food TV.

I hope Zoe is doing well.  She always seemed like a sweet kid.
 
2021-04-16 1:28:25 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Apparantly I'm one of the few people amused by Drunk Alton.


(Subs here) - yeah, my discord has had qtweetbot (fired up on steroids and meth) - reposting him in our "wrong-cookery" channel, all through 2020, and, man did some of that shiat get pretty weird.

to the point I now almost miss the even-more-drunk AB.

he was still ?kinda-sorta? doing it earlier this year -

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2021-04-16 1:31:01 PM  
Chef John with Foods Wishes.
Glen and Friends.
Webspoon World.
Sam the Cooking Guy.
John Kirkwood.
 
2021-04-16 2:29:16 PM  

tintar: Axeofjudgement: Apparantly I'm one of the few people amused by Drunk Alton.

(Subs here) - yeah, my discord has had qtweetbot (fired up on steroids and meth) - reposting him in our "wrong-cookery" channel, all through 2020, and, man did some of that shiat get pretty weird.

to the point I now almost miss the even-more-drunk AB.

he was still ?kinda-sorta? doing it earlier this year -

[Fark user image image 563x645]

oh, wait, I have some more saved...

[Fark user image image 514x520]

[Fark user image image 539x285]

[Fark user image image 516x458]


Ok, the part about the pineapples was funny af.
 
2021-04-16 5:31:06 PM  

tintar: Axeofjudgement: Apparantly I'm one of the few people amused by Drunk Alton.

(Subs here) - yeah, my discord has had qtweetbot (fired up on steroids and meth) - reposting him in our "wrong-cookery" channel, all through 2020, and, man did some of that shiat get pretty weird.

to the point I now almost miss the even-more-drunk AB.

he was still ?kinda-sorta? doing it earlier this year -

[Fark user image image 563x645]

oh, wait, I have some more saved...

[Fark user image image 514x520]

[Fark user image image 539x285]

[Fark user image image 516x458]


THIS.

THIS IS THE COOKING SHOW I NEED.

HAND HIM A HANDLE OF VODKA AND LETS SEE WHERE IT GOES.
 
2021-04-16 11:54:14 PM  

Axeofjudgement: tintar: Axeofjudgement: Apparantly I'm one of the few people amused by Drunk Alton.

(Subs here) - yeah, my discord has had qtweetbot (fired up on steroids and meth) - reposting him in our "wrong-cookery" channel, all through 2020, and, man did some of that shiat get pretty weird.

to the point I now almost miss the even-more-drunk AB.

he was still ?kinda-sorta? doing it earlier this year -

[Fark user image image 563x645]

oh, wait, I have some more saved...

[Fark user image image 514x520]

[Fark user image image 539x285]

[Fark user image image 516x458]

THIS.

THIS IS THE COOKING SHOW I NEED.

HAND HIM A HANDLE OF VODKA AND LETS SEE WHERE IT GOES.


You might enjoy the YT channel You Suck at Cooking.

Also: Alton Brown has me kind of worried, more than entertained, over the last year or so.
 
2021-04-17 1:14:30 PM  

fallingcow: You might enjoy the YT channel You Suck at Cooking.

Also: Alton Brown has me kind of worried, more than entertained, over the last year or so.


Hey I only enjoy drunk AB cause it's like watching my own descent into drunken depression and madness. It's purely a huh I know when I saw the bitter end. Now I'm watching a celebrated cooking celebrity descend to the same depths.

I get the guy. God's know I've been there done that and in it.  So on a personal level I just gotta laugh and enjoy it.

Someone needs to bring him over to the fark food tab. He'll fit right in
 
2021-04-17 5:12:41 PM  

Axeofjudgement: tintar: Axeofjudgement: Apparantly I'm one of the few people amused by Drunk Alton.

(Subs here) - yeah, my discord has had qtweetbot (fired up on steroids and meth) - reposting him in our "wrong-cookery" channel, all through 2020, and, man did some of that shiat get pretty weird.

to the point I now almost miss the even-more-drunk AB.

he was still ?kinda-sorta? doing it earlier this year -

[Fark user image image 563x645]

oh, wait, I have some more saved...

[Fark user image image 514x520]

[Fark user image image 539x285]

[Fark user image image 516x458]

THIS.

THIS IS THE COOKING SHOW I NEED.

HAND HIM A HANDLE OF VODKA AND LETS SEE WHERE IT GOES.


My Drunk Kitchen, S2E06: Macaroni Salad
Youtube PK1E0kwltJE


It's been done. But meh. Totally meh.
 
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