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(YouTube)   Zack Snyder's three DC movies are being re-branded as "Zack Snyder's Justice League Trilogy" and here's the fart sniffing trailer to go along with it   (youtube.com) divider line
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2021-04-16 12:17:04 AM  
He's got a zombie movie coming out on Netflix.  Looks like a Resident Evil film with a budget.
 
2021-04-16 12:46:41 AM  
A little tetracycline will clear that right up.
 
2021-04-16 12:54:02 AM  
Not an awesome OMG movie, nor a train wreck, which surprised me. The Snyder Justice League was better than the first two Avengers movies, and the unused version of the Batman/Leto Joker (we live in a society clip) made Bat Max: Injustice Dome look intriguing, even if I have to stomach Jared Leto. If Snyder gets a Batman film or Justice League follow-up, he and his fan base earned it.

It could also have trimmed 30-45 minutes. Icelandic girls singing for Aquaman (keep freak girl sniffing the shirt), Lois Lane delivering coffee and pining for the fjords, Marsha Manhunter and Lois and Fail but Psych -- Flash Does The '78 Superman Time Warp are just some of the things you could cut that I could remember. A live action cartoon I remember from the '70s ain't worth four hours in a sitting.

Also, fark TED Talk Joker Luthor.

/300 is probably Snyder's best film, then Man of Steel, which improved when I rewatched it and compared with some Marvel movies. His Justice League should be split like Kill Bill or Avengers Infinity War/Endgame.
//Wonder Woman needs her music toned down. That was more annoying that slo-mo. Not every action should belt out her theme song. She walks -- OAOAOA chant, 300-style guitar riff.
 
2021-04-16 1:29:33 AM  

Practical_Draconian: Not an awesome OMG movie, nor a train wreck, which surprised me. The Snyder Justice League was better than the first two Avengers movies, and the unused version of the Batman/Leto Joker (we live in a society clip) made Bat Max: Injustice Dome look intriguing, even if I have to stomach Jared Leto. If Snyder gets a Batman film or Justice League follow-up, he and his fan base earned it.

It could also have trimmed 30-45 minutes. Icelandic girls singing for Aquaman (keep freak girl sniffing the shirt), Lois Lane delivering coffee and pining for the fjords, Marsha Manhunter and Lois and Fail but Psych -- Flash Does The '78 Superman Time Warp are just some of the things you could cut that I could remember. A live action cartoon I remember from the '70s ain't worth four hours in a sitting.

Also, fark TED Talk Joker Luthor.

/300 is probably Snyder's best film, then Man of Steel, which improved when I rewatched it and compared with some Marvel movies. His Justice League should be split like Kill Bill or Avengers Infinity War/Endgame.
//Wonder Woman needs her music toned down. That was more annoying that slo-mo. Not every action should belt out her theme song. She walks -- OAOAOA chant, 300-style guitar riff.


Part of the issue with the run time: Zach would have gotten it down to two hours if it was going to be a theatrical release.

However, it was intended to be a six episode mini series, this edited as such.  So each chapter sits fine as a single episode.

Unfortunately contracts would have to be rewritten if they tried to make it a movie, so Zach said screw it: four hours it is.

With WB announcement that they would not continue the Snyderverse,  (I don't know if AT&T and HBOMAX is happy with that happening) Snyder is just gonna hang out at Netflix with his own IP. He's given up on WB.
 
2021-04-16 1:41:41 AM  

Flappyhead: He's got a zombie movie coming out on Netflix.  Looks like Zombie Apocalypse and Dead Heist with a budget.


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The zombie lion is from SyFy's Zombie Apocalypse
 
2021-04-16 1:53:40 AM  
Zach Snyder is all style and little substance.
 
2021-04-16 1:59:05 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Flappyhead: He's got a zombie movie coming out on Netflix.  Looks like Zombie Apocalypse and Dead Heist with a budget.

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The zombie lion is from SyFy's Zombie Apocalypse


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2021-04-16 2:44:56 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Flappyhead: He's got a zombie movie coming out on Netflix.  Looks like Zombie Apocalypse and Dead Heist with a budget.

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The zombie lion is from SyFy's Zombie Apocalypse


First the troll from LotR and now this.
 
2021-04-16 6:39:02 AM  

Practical_Draconian: Not an awesome OMG movie, nor a train wreck, which surprised me. The Snyder Justice League was better than the first two Avengers movies, and the unused version of the Batman/Leto Joker (we live in a society clip) made Bat Max: Injustice Dome look intriguing, even if I have to stomach Jared Leto. If Snyder gets a Batman film or Justice League follow-up, he and his fan base earned it.

It could also have trimmed 30-45 minutes. Icelandic girls singing for Aquaman (keep freak girl sniffing the shirt), Lois Lane delivering coffee and pining for the fjords, Marsha Manhunter and Lois and Fail but Psych -- Flash Does The '78 Superman Time Warp are just some of the things you could cut that I could remember. A live action cartoon I remember from the '70s ain't worth four hours in a sitting.

Also, fark TED Talk Joker Luthor.

/300 is probably Snyder's best film, then Man of Steel, which improved when I rewatched it and compared with some Marvel movies. His Justice League should be split like Kill Bill or Avengers Infinity War/Endgame.
//Wonder Woman needs her music toned down. That was more annoying that slo-mo. Not every action should belt out her theme song. She walks -- OAOAOA chant, 300-style guitar riff.


Man of Steel works best as a warped First Contact movie instead of a Superman movie.
 
2021-04-16 7:25:34 AM  

Flappyhead: He's got a zombie movie coming out on Netflix.  Looks like a Resident Evil film with a budget.


Gives me Dead Rising vibes. Especially with the Vegas setting.
 
2021-04-16 7:52:37 AM  
Snyder lost me at Man of Steel. And there's nothing I've read since that makes me remotely interested in coming back.
 
2021-04-16 8:40:24 AM  
Makes sense.  Calling Justice League the conclusion of the Zak Snyder trilogy gets them out of having to make another JL movie, especially the train wreck promised in the final coda.
 
2021-04-16 10:07:27 AM  

ntropy2012: Practical_Draconian: Not an awesome OMG movie, nor a train wreck, which surprised me. The Snyder Justice League was better than the first two Avengers movies, and the unused version of the Batman/Leto Joker (we live in a society clip) made Bat Max: Injustice Dome look intriguing, even if I have to stomach Jared Leto. If Snyder gets a Batman film or Justice League follow-up, he and his fan base earned it.

It could also have trimmed 30-45 minutes. Icelandic girls singing for Aquaman (keep freak girl sniffing the shirt), Lois Lane delivering coffee and pining for the fjords, Marsha Manhunter and Lois and Fail but Psych -- Flash Does The '78 Superman Time Warp are just some of the things you could cut that I could remember. A live action cartoon I remember from the '70s ain't worth four hours in a sitting.

Also, fark TED Talk Joker Luthor.

/300 is probably Snyder's best film, then Man of Steel, which improved when I rewatched it and compared with some Marvel movies. His Justice League should be split like Kill Bill or Avengers Infinity War/Endgame.
//Wonder Woman needs her music toned down. That was more annoying that slo-mo. Not every action should belt out her theme song. She walks -- OAOAOA chant, 300-style guitar riff.

Man of Steel works best as a warped First Contact movie instead of a Superman movie.


Snyder cribbed some good bits from the Superman comics:

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But as a whole it didn't really work as well as it should have. Having his human father being kind of a dick was off-putting.
 
2021-04-16 10:15:23 AM  
Calling it a trilogy is their way of telling #Snyderverse cheerleaders it's over. Go home.
 
2021-04-16 10:16:14 AM  
I'm ok with this.
 
2021-04-16 10:16:26 AM  

Mad_Radhu: ntropy2012: Practical_Draconian: Not an awesome OMG movie, nor a train wreck, which surprised me. The Snyder Justice League was better than the first two Avengers movies, and the unused version of the Batman/Leto Joker (we live in a society clip) made Bat Max: Injustice Dome look intriguing, even if I have to stomach Jared Leto. If Snyder gets a Batman film or Justice League follow-up, he and his fan base earned it.

It could also have trimmed 30-45 minutes. Icelandic girls singing for Aquaman (keep freak girl sniffing the shirt), Lois Lane delivering coffee and pining for the fjords, Marsha Manhunter and Lois and Fail but Psych -- Flash Does The '78 Superman Time Warp are just some of the things you could cut that I could remember. A live action cartoon I remember from the '70s ain't worth four hours in a sitting.

Also, fark TED Talk Joker Luthor.

/300 is probably Snyder's best film, then Man of Steel, which improved when I rewatched it and compared with some Marvel movies. His Justice League should be split like Kill Bill or Avengers Infinity War/Endgame.
//Wonder Woman needs her music toned down. That was more annoying that slo-mo. Not every action should belt out her theme song. She walks -- OAOAOA chant, 300-style guitar riff.

Man of Steel works best as a warped First Contact movie instead of a Superman movie.

Snyder cribbed some good bits from the Superman comics:

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But as a whole it didn't really work as well as it should have. Having his human father being kind of a dick was off-putting.


Agreed, although everyone else basically telling Kal-El "it's OK to let everyone die to keep your powers secret!" didn't help, either
 
2021-04-16 12:12:12 PM  
I kind of like the black and white Snyder Cut. It works with the aspect ratio.

Overall the SC is an improvement. It still suffers from the fact that Cyborg, Flash, and Aquaman needed their own movies first. And the main villain, while better, still wasn't that interesting.

As for the tease in the flashforward, they actually made that movie in the animalted universe: Apocalypse War. It's basically the Endgame of the DC Animated movies and really good.
 
2021-04-16 12:27:43 PM  
This works for me.
By wrapping them all up in one single Zak Sack, and  we can tie off the top and toss it in the lake to drown.
Keeping all that as its own pile of stand alone whatnot, allowing DC to try again on a blank slate if they want to.
 
2021-04-16 2:35:00 PM  
So, are they shuffling the Snyder stuff into it's own thing to re-reboot the JL things, or is it just a stealth commentary on the level of confidence they have in Lil' Zacky?
 
2021-04-16 3:55:15 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: So, are they shuffling the Snyder stuff into it's own thing to re-reboot the JL things, or is it just a stealth commentary on the level of confidence they have in Lil' Zacky?


Definitely the former.
 
2021-04-16 5:48:03 PM  
nice
they should make another one
 
2021-04-16 5:53:07 PM  
fark Snyder.

He butchered DC characters and could've had a great movie, but with his non stop slow motion gimmick and inability to tell a story, he made sure the Snyder Cut is a worse comic book movie then Catwoman and Iron Man 3 combined.
 
2021-04-16 7:08:42 PM  
Mad_Radhu:

Snyder cribbed some good bits from the Superman comics:

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But as a whole it didn't really work as well as it should have. Having his human father being kind of a dick was off-putting.


ntropy2012:

Agreed, although everyone else basically telling Kal-El "it's OK to let everyone die to keep your powers secret!" didn't help, either


While I also think Dick Human Dad Costner was a stupid thing -- hey, don't bring me your super power problems, stay hidden, even if I'm going to FARKING DIE IN A TWISTER -- I rewatched the '70s Superman and caught the line "IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR YOU TO INTERFERE WITH HUMAN HISTORY" from Supes' Krypton dad or teachers (wasn't clear on whose voice it was).

So it was same shiat, different parents then.

/just read Marlon Brando wanted his Jor-El to manifest as a bagel.
 
2021-04-17 5:47:37 AM  

browneye: Snyder lost me at Man of Steel. And there's nothing I've read since that makes me remotely interested in coming back.



That was 8 years ago, and yet you are still posting in threads about his movies.  What did he do?  Run over your girlfriend or sleep with your dog?

Let it go.

I'm not telling you to like his movies, but reading threads and commenting on something you decided not to like nearly a decade ago is just sad.
 
2021-04-17 9:32:32 AM  

Greymalkin: browneye: Snyder lost me at Man of Steel. And there's nothing I've read since that makes me remotely interested in coming back.


That was 8 years ago, and yet you are still posting in threads about his movies.  What did he do?  Run over your girlfriend or sleep with your dog?

Let it go.

I'm not telling you to like his movies, but reading threads and commenting on something you decided not to like nearly a decade ago is just sad.


Batman vs Superman and The Justice League movies have generated and continues to generate so much publicity that the fallout and consequences for the DCCU, Warner Bros, and the entertainment industry in general (lawsuits, investigations, firings, abuse accusations, and black listings) have long since transcended the actual viewing of those films.

Also you do realize that if all farkers stopped commenting on things they never actually saw there would be no Fark, right?

Finally, if you find my comments in this thread so sad, you can always block me or just avoid reading what I post. It's not as if my handle is difficult to remember.
 
2021-04-17 10:54:42 AM  

browneye: Greymalkin: browneye: Snyder lost me at Man of Steel. And there's nothing I've read since that makes me remotely interested in coming back.


That was 8 years ago, and yet you are still posting in threads about his movies.  What did he do?  Run over your girlfriend or sleep with your dog?

Let it go.

I'm not telling you to like his movies, but reading threads and commenting on something you decided not to like nearly a decade ago is just sad.

Batman vs Superman and The Justice League movies have generated and continues to generate so much publicity that the fallout and consequences for the DCCU, Warner Bros, and the entertainment industry in general (lawsuits, investigations, firings, abuse accusations, and black listings) have long since transcended the actual viewing of those films.

Also you do realize that if all farkers stopped commenting on things they never actually saw there would be no Fark, right?

Finally, if you find my comments in this thread so sad, you can always block me or just avoid reading what I post. It's not as if my handle is difficult to remember.



To your first point, quite true, but none of that was any part of your original comment and adding it now is quite disingenuous because you clearly weren't interested in discussing any of it.  You just wanted to publicly whine that you didn't like a film made in 2013.

If Farkers stopped commenting on things they never saw then there would still be plenty of conversation, even on just this topic there are plenty of people who have seen it.   There would be just less "OMG Who Cares?" and "I didn't see it but have opinions everyone must hear!!" from people muddying up the thread.   You are just background traffic noise when someone is trying to listen to music.  Don't pretend you are part of the music.

browneye is neither distinctive nor memorable to anyone over the age of 8 giggling at a butthole joke.  Your response suggests I must have previously called you out on this sort of sad behaviour hence why you are going to the huffy "just block me!" route.   Well I don't remember because you are not unique in being such a commenter and were neither the first, nor will be the last that I call out for such actions.   Also don't confuse "you are sad" with "you are making me sad" in this case it's very much the former and none of the latter.
 
2021-04-17 11:18:05 AM  

Greymalkin: browneye: Greymalkin: browneye: Snyder lost me at Man of Steel. And there's nothing I've read since that makes me remotely interested in coming back.


That was 8 years ago, and yet you are still posting in threads about his movies.  What did he do?  Run over your girlfriend or sleep with your dog?

Let it go.

I'm not telling you to like his movies, but reading threads and commenting on something you decided not to like nearly a decade ago is just sad.

Batman vs Superman and The Justice League movies have generated and continues to generate so much publicity that the fallout and consequences for the DCCU, Warner Bros, and the entertainment industry in general (lawsuits, investigations, firings, abuse accusations, and black listings) have long since transcended the actual viewing of those films.

Also you do realize that if all farkers stopped commenting on things they never actually saw there would be no Fark, right?

Finally, if you find my comments in this thread so sad, you can always block me or just avoid reading what I post. It's not as if my handle is difficult to remember.


To your first point, quite true, but none of that was any part of your original comment and adding it now is quite disingenuous because you clearly weren't interested in discussing any of it.  You just wanted to publicly whine that you didn't like a film made in 2013.

If Farkers stopped commenting on things they never saw then there would still be plenty of conversation, even on just this topic there are plenty of people who have seen it.   There would be just less "OMG Who Cares?" and "I didn't see it but have opinions everyone must hear!!" from people muddying up the thread.   You are just background traffic noise when someone is trying to listen to music.  Don't pretend you are part of the music.

browneye is neither distinctive nor memorable to anyone over the age of 8 giggling at a butthole joke.  Your response suggests I must have previously called you out on this sort of sad behaviour hence why you are going to the huffy "just block me!" route.   Well I don't remember because you are not unique in being such a commenter and were neither the first, nor will be the last that I call out for such actions.   Also don't confuse "you are sad" with "you are making me sad" in this case it's very much the former and none of the latter.


Girls, girls! You're both pretty!
Now shut the hell up!
 
2021-04-17 11:28:49 AM  
Optimal_Illusion:
Girls, girls! You're both pretty!
Now shut the hell up!



Fair.   Apologies for my verbosity, I thought this thread was over and was just having some fun.
 
2021-04-17 12:12:27 PM  
i want to see a superman movie with brainiac in it
 
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