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2021-04-15 8:07:56 AM  
In Philly we call em jimmie rustlers.
 
2021-04-15 8:10:07 AM  
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2021-04-15 8:13:26 AM  
Frozen yogurt is an affront to nature.

That is all.
 
2021-04-15 8:15:03 AM  
I once robbed a frozen yogurt shop but paid my dues to society by soft-serving time.
 
2021-04-15 8:19:29 AM  
Gotta start the criminals off with a sound foundation and expert training.... Some people man. Ok be a scumbag thief if you want but damn man, aspire for something better for your kids.
 
2021-04-15 8:19:30 AM  
Scoop, there it is!
 
2021-04-15 8:22:36 AM  
Fta: bring the kids back and we'll give them something for free.

Yeah, that old trick, hey?

3 squares and roof over their head, most likely, if you hear what I'm laying down.
 
2021-04-15 8:23:20 AM  
Don't they know those things contain potassium benzoate?
 
2021-04-15 8:27:00 AM  

UberDave: Don't they know those things contain potassium benzoate?


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2021-04-15 8:30:15 AM  
Winners don't rob stores, and
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2021-04-15 8:33:32 AM  

UberDave: Don't they know those things contain potassium benzoate?


That's bad.
 
2021-04-15 8:33:46 AM  
Those cookie dough chunks are like CRACK!
 
2021-04-15 8:43:28 AM  
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2021-04-15 8:44:23 AM  
I knew I should have hit preview first ...
 
2021-04-15 8:50:32 AM  
Everybody makes horrible choices in life. Nobody is unforgivable, even if it's as bad as bringing your kids along to commit a crime. Maybe sometime in the near future, this man will realize "Oh my, what have I done? What kind of role model am I to these children?" and then he'll reform. And then he'll teach those precious children about the importance of having dreams and working to earn whatever they want, just like everybody else, in order to exist in a peaceful society.
 
2021-04-15 8:56:15 AM  
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2021-04-15 8:57:04 AM  

MythDragon: Winners don't rob stores, and
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Put those sprinkles down. Sprinkles are for closers only. You think I'm farking with you? I am not farking with you. I'm here from smith and Murray and I'm here on a mission of mercy.
 
2021-04-15 8:58:56 AM  

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2021-04-15 9:05:15 AM  
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2021-04-15 9:07:02 AM  

UberDave: Don't they know those things contain potassium benzoate?


I've never heard of anyone dying of sprinkles... tho, in my youth I tried.

/ Momma was pissed
// I took her stash
 
2021-04-15 9:12:58 AM  
Extra Jimmies
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2021-04-15 9:18:49 AM  

baronbloodbath: In Philly we call em jimmie rustlers.


And other idiots incorrectly call soda 'pop'.
Being wrong is nothing to be proud of.
 
2021-04-15 9:25:27 AM  
baronbloodbath: In Philly we call em jimmie rustlers.

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2021-04-15 9:32:49 AM  

GreenSun: Everybody makes horrible choices in life. Nobody is unforgivable, even if it's as bad as bringing your kids along to commit a crime. Maybe sometime in the near future, this man will realize "Oh my, what have I done? What kind of role model am I to these children?" and then he'll reform. And then he'll teach those precious children about the importance of having dreams and working to earn whatever they want, just like everybody else, in order to exist in a peaceful society.


Can I have some?

/the drugs you're on.
 
2021-04-15 10:35:49 AM  

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Me: I'm going to post that Morgan Freeman Meme first!
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2021-04-15 10:47:31 AM  

GreenSun: Everybody makes horrible choices in life. Nobody is unforgivable, even if it's as bad as bringing your kids along to commit a crime. Maybe sometime in the near future, this man will realize "Oh my, what have I done? What kind of role model am I to these children?" and then he'll reform. And then he'll teach those precious children about the importance of having dreams and working to earn whatever they want, just like everybody else, in order to exist in a peaceful society.


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2021-04-15 10:53:10 AM  
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2021-04-15 11:08:50 AM  

ifky: [i.pinimg.com image 640x640]


Damn straight.  They're called JIMMIES.
 
2021-04-15 12:33:15 PM  
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