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(Slate)   "My wife surprised me with some nice friendly domination, but it's become so frequent and constant that it's getting out of control. How can I get her to back off?"   (slate.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Sexual intercourse, Penis, Human sexual behavior, Human sexuality, Oral sex, Foreplay, Vagina, sex life  
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489 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 15 Apr 2021 at 2:05 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-14 10:28:14 PM  
have you tried the safe word?
 
2021-04-14 10:32:34 PM  
There was a Stephen King book about this, where she's handcuffed to the bed and the guy dies
 
2021-04-14 10:37:31 PM  
You needed a new safe word, four safe words ago.
 
2021-04-14 10:39:49 PM  
Actually, I don't know what that fellow's problem is, I fell asleep reading it.
 
2021-04-14 10:41:10 PM  
Butt stuff.  The answer is always butt stuff.
 
2021-04-14 10:51:48 PM  
Pee on her to show dominance
 
2021-04-14 10:54:41 PM  
Make sweet tender love to her father
 
2021-04-14 10:55:54 PM  
Have you tried being more dominant?
 
2021-04-14 11:07:01 PM  
Stop being submissive
 
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2021-04-14 11:29:40 PM  
Hide her wig and orange makeup and quit calling her "Mother".
 
2021-04-15 12:06:20 AM  
Poop.

Poop kills any mood.

Poop.
 
2021-04-15 12:08:37 AM  
Get her to back off? No, no, get off on her back.  It both marks your territory much like a dog peeing on a hydrant & shows your dominance over her.
 
2021-04-15 2:06:12 AM  
I would shout "SWORDFISH" and run from the lash.... all you need is a shield and an escape plan.
 
2021-04-15 2:12:03 AM  
Handcuffs.
 
2021-04-15 2:17:28 AM  

SpockYouOut: have you tried the safe word?


So, "more" make for a bad safe word?
 
2021-04-15 2:26:35 AM  
Try singing Carpenters songs while she is fiddling with your bits.
 
2021-04-15 2:31:06 AM  
 
2021-04-15 3:07:01 AM  
As soon as you said "nice friendly domination", and then you asked for help...not my bag.  I am sure there are people who can point you in the right direction.  Have fun!
 
2021-04-15 4:13:02 AM  
Have you told her to back off?
 
2021-04-15 4:19:21 AM  
Sounds like there's a gimp that needs to be severely punished until he knows his place.
 
2021-04-15 4:20:14 AM  
"My wife and I have been together for about a decade. Our sex life was good at first, then as soon as we moved in together and got married, it fell off."

If she's so dominant that she caused "it" to fall off, then the problem has already been solved.
 
2021-04-15 4:30:53 AM  
is this like the time you asked about a threesome and she said okay, said she had just the perfect friend for it. and brought home a dude.
 
2021-04-15 5:11:56 AM  
...then went out with her girlfriends
 
2021-04-15 5:15:07 AM  

theflatline: Poop.

Poop kills any mood.

Poop.


sage advice. poop and pee on those Macy's sheets, she'll back right the hell off next time.

Poop.
 
2021-04-15 6:02:42 AM  

felching pen: SpockYouOut: have you tried the safe word?

So, "more" make for a bad safe word?


Not as bad as "harder!", though.
 
2021-04-15 8:24:09 AM  

Hobodeluxe: is this like the time you asked about a threesome and she said okay, said she had just the perfect friend for it. and brought home a dude.


*two dudes
 
2021-04-15 8:44:28 AM  

Lambskincoat: Actually, I don't know what that fellow's problem is, I fell asleep reading it.


She wants to make him coffee but is too busy adding "take a shower" to her todo list...

Slate is not your personal erotica site
 
2021-04-15 9:02:20 AM  
I have run out of three articles? On Slate?

Well, guess I'll have to return to Penthouse Forum for my fake sex letters from now on
 
2021-04-15 9:23:19 AM  
...super easy, barely an inconvenience
 
2021-04-15 6:41:05 PM  
Palomino, PALOMINO!!
 
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