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4076 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Apr 2021 at 4:25 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-14 9:35:35 PM  
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2021-04-14 9:41:52 PM  
We pay him $170k to do this, nice work if you can get it.
 
2021-04-14 9:57:22 PM  
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2021-04-14 10:05:30 PM  
And by "food" and "salad" he means ass.
 
2021-04-14 10:06:52 PM  
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2021-04-14 10:31:21 PM  
How much was the salad?
 
2021-04-14 10:57:26 PM  
Toss it on the pile.
 
2021-04-14 11:33:46 PM  
At present we assume salad to mean mouthifying butt parts.
 
2021-04-14 11:57:40 PM  

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I am always impressed, and slightly aroused, by the size of that woman's mouth.
 
2021-04-15 2:00:24 AM  
Who is going to make funeral potatoes for Matt Gaetz politcal career?
 
2021-04-15 2:31:32 AM  
YOU PEOPLE WITH YOU'RE FIBER!
 
2021-04-15 2:31:50 AM  

west.la.lawyer: How much was the salad?


Up to $10,000 and as many as 15 years in prison, or both. (Fla. Stat. Ann. §§ 775.082, 775.083, 794.05 (2018).)
 
2021-04-15 4:29:42 AM  
The (hopeful) reason that Gaspedo Gaetz is still free: No pimp has only one john, and Greenberg is spilling on a bunch of them, besides Gaspedo.
 
2021-04-15 4:32:06 AM  

NateAsbestos: snowblur: [Fark user image image 850x567]

I am always impressed, and slightly aroused, by the size of that woman's mouth.


At some point, the mouth is too big, and it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
 
2021-04-15 4:40:37 AM  
I do call 20 year old women, women. They are women. That's not even a marginal call. 20 year olds are women. 20 year olds have compelted 2 year colelge diplomas and 3 year bachelor's degrees, for god's sake. What the fark kind of sexist shiat is this Roger guy, that women who have degrees are not women?
 
2021-04-15 4:43:58 AM  
Didn't his accomplice pay for one of the 17 year old girl's lawyer?

Doesn't that constitute witness tampering?
 
2021-04-15 4:44:28 AM  
This sort of thing used to be paid with bags of cash for exactly this reason, cash isn't traceable.
 
2021-04-15 4:45:22 AM  

maddan: And by "food" and "salad" he means ass.


Brings a whole new meaning to "tossed salad and scrambled eggs."
 
2021-04-15 4:46:16 AM  
These are the sorts of people that we need to bring back crucifixion for.  And the Terrible Treason Toddler, of course.
 
2021-04-15 4:47:16 AM  
yeah but coumo
 
2021-04-15 4:50:04 AM  

Alphax: These are the sorts of people that we need to bring back crucifixion for.  And the Terrible Treason Toddler, of course.


Seems a bit harsh.
 
2021-04-15 4:53:12 AM  

dailygrinds: Alphax: These are the sorts of people that we need to bring back crucifixion for.  And the Terrible Treason Toddler, of course.

Seems a bit harsh.


Right what did those crosses ever do to deserve such cruel treatment.
 
2021-04-15 5:02:21 AM  

erik-k: The (hopeful) reason that Gaspedo Gaetz is still free: No pimp has only one john, and Greenberg is spilling on a bunch of them, besides Gaspedo.


Because the D.C. Madam case uncovered so many Johns.

Or not.

Nobody in Washington points fingers at anyone.
 
2021-04-15 5:03:25 AM  
"If you call them women."

A little bit of dick thing to say.
 
2021-04-15 5:06:12 AM  

dailygrinds: Alphax: These are the sorts of people that we need to bring back crucifixion for.  And the Terrible Treason Toddler, of course.

Seems a bit harsh.


Eh, sometimes you need to drive some points home.  Like in the wrists and ankles.
 
2021-04-15 5:09:22 AM  

BafflerMeal: "If you call them women."

A little bit of dick thing to say.


He meant not old enough to classify as women, more like children
 
2021-04-15 5:10:13 AM  

BafflerMeal: "If you call them women."

A little bit of dick thing to say.


But I'm sure you meant to be funny, my register is off today
 
2021-04-15 5:12:11 AM  
"We have obtained reams"

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2021-04-15 5:27:33 AM  
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2021-04-15 5:29:54 AM  
We had reams of evidence of sexual assault against the great orange tard...and still nothing.

Wake me when he's charged and/or removed from office.
 
2021-04-15 5:39:10 AM  

OhioUGrad: We had reams of evidence of sexual assault against the great orange tard...and still nothing.

Wake me when he's charged and/or removed from office.


Removing a sitting congresspedo is a whole lot easier than removing a sitting Presipedo.

He will probably win reelection from prison, because requblicans are garbage people.
 
2021-04-15 5:44:46 AM  

west.la.lawyer: How much was the salad?


$15, same as it is downtown.
 
2021-04-15 5:47:26 AM  

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"Oh dry, undressed salad! You're so funny! Now tell the one about how Gaetz paid for his sex with Venmo!"
 
2021-04-15 5:56:39 AM  
greenber iceberg whats the difference?
 
2021-04-15 6:02:29 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: I do call 20 year old women, women. They are women. That's not even a marginal call. 20 year olds are women. 20 year olds have compelted 2 year colelge diplomas and 3 year bachelor's degrees, for god's sake. What the fark kind of sexist shiat is this Roger guy, that women who have degrees are not women?


The 17-year old is a huge problem, but I don't want to act like 20 year olds are not adults. That's some boomer logic right there and I don't want Millenials and Gen Xers falling into that same trap. Also, I think prostitution should be a legal and regulated activity that any consenting adult is allowed to engage in. I'm all for calling out the anti-sex hypocrisy of conservatives, but if buying sex from a 20-year old is the crime they committed, let's not act like age is the issue, cause legally it's not. This argument should only be made if you think the age of consent should be higher
 
2021-04-15 6:03:32 AM  
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I am both cats right now because it's 6am and not much makes sense or Matt Gaetz is the cat being bit and the biter is the FBI or the biter cat is this thread and the other cat is our collective consciousness?
 
2021-04-15 6:21:59 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Bennie Crabtree: I do call 20 year old women, women. They are women. That's not even a marginal call. 20 year olds are women. 20 year olds have compelted 2 year colelge diplomas and 3 year bachelor's degrees, for god's sake. What the fark kind of sexist shiat is this Roger guy, that women who have degrees are not women?

The 17-year old is a huge problem, but I don't want to act like 20 year olds are not adults. That's some boomer logic right there and I don't want Millenials and Gen Xers falling into that same trap. Also, I think prostitution should be a legal and regulated activity that any consenting adult is allowed to engage in. I'm all for calling out the anti-sex hypocrisy of conservatives, but if buying sex from a 20-year old is the crime they committed, let's not act like age is the issue, cause legally it's not. This argument should only be made if you think the age of consent should be higher


Why? The 17-year-old is a huge problem, but the 20-year-old hookers are also a problem, because that's a crime in Florida. Engage in it three times and it's a felony. Conspire to pimp out women with your tax collector buddy? That's a felony. If I, a private citizen lawyer in Florida, get convicted of a felony, that's an automatic disbarment.

You can certainly make the argument that prostitution shouldn't be a crime, but the fact remains that he's both a lawyer and a legislator sworn to uphold and protect the law, even laws you think are stupid. So for me, even if it's "just 20 year olds," it's still a big deal. Felons have no place in leadership.
 
2021-04-15 6:23:17 AM  
What, none for Boof?
 
2021-04-15 6:24:11 AM  
I really, really, really hate to sound like I'm defending that farking prick, but I must say that the description on venmo for each payment doesn't mean much - it's pretty common to put something 'embarrassing' for your friend to see. For example, when one friend picked something up for another at a wholesale club store, he completely expected to see the payment say "For BJs", but he laughed when it also added "...and a handy"


That said, I have no reason to doubt Gaetz has all the integrity of a Roy Moore type, so please treat him as such.
 
2021-04-15 6:38:41 AM  
Was I the only one who saw "salad" and thought pot?
 
2021-04-15 6:41:57 AM  

eKonk: I really, really, really hate to sound like I'm defending that farking prick, but I must say that the description on venmo for each payment doesn't mean much - it's pretty common to put something 'embarrassing' for your friend to see. For example, when one friend picked something up for another at a wholesale club store, he completely expected to see the payment say "For BJs", but he laughed when it also added "...and a handy"


That said, I have no reason to doubt Gaetz has all the integrity of a Roy Moore type, so please treat him as such.


I've Rick-Rolled my best friends back account before by sending him £1 at a time and as much of the lyric as possible per payment, each line in revrse order to it would be readable on a statement.
 
2021-04-15 6:45:42 AM  

mistahtom: maddan: And by "food" and "salad" he means ass.

Brings a whole new meaning to "tossed salad and scrambled eggs."


Quite stylish.
 
2021-04-15 6:50:33 AM  
"....Matt Gaetz's federally indicted buddy Joel Greenberg paid a whole lot of money to a whole lot of women.."


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2021-04-15 6:54:06 AM  
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2021-04-15 6:56:25 AM  
This is why i switched to cashapp. The fastest and easiest way to transfer money. We're not using the other payment anymore.
 
2021-04-15 6:58:21 AM  

eKonk: I really, really, really hate to sound like I'm defending that farking prick, but I must say that the description on venmo for each payment doesn't mean much - it's pretty common to put something 'embarrassing' for your friend to see. For example, when one friend picked something up for another at a wholesale club store, he completely expected to see the payment say "For BJs", but he laughed when it also added "...and a handy"


That said, I have no reason to doubt Gaetz has all the integrity of a Roy Moore type, so please treat him as such.


Yeah, but that is not the sort of prank you play with a politician buddy if you're dedicated to keeping them in office.
 
2021-04-15 7:09:40 AM  
"If you call them women. Most were around 20 years old at the time."

Yes, 20 year olds are women. Let's not go full stupid now.
 
2021-04-15 7:13:18 AM  
Is Gaetz the Tossed Salad Man Chris Rock warned us about in his stand up specials?
 
2021-04-15 7:23:43 AM  
like "Food" and "Ass" and "Salad"

Either way something's getting tossed.
 
2021-04-15 7:25:56 AM  

WalkingSedgwick: erik-k: The (hopeful) reason that Gaspedo Gaetz is still free: No pimp has only one john, and Greenberg is spilling on a bunch of them, besides Gaspedo.

Because the D.C. Madam case uncovered so many Johns.

Or not.

Nobody in Washington points fingers at anyone.


I still remember that ABC News, who she first gave her black book to, claimed that there were no politicians in it. So she released it on the internet. Bam, immediately Diaper Boy David Vitter from Louisiana is found.
 
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