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(Digital Spy)   Finally, a working lightsaber. What could go wrong?   (digitalspy.com) divider line
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2021-04-14 9:49:26 PM  
It has to pass the "Highlander" test, followed by the "Skywalker" test, or vice versa.
 
2021-04-14 10:20:27 PM  
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2021-04-14 11:42:00 PM  
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2021-04-14 11:45:23 PM  
It doesn't cut, so I'd hardly call it "working".
 
2021-04-15 2:51:24 AM  
It's two overly-curved tape measures, in a handle. It's what you get when you extrude a Venetian blind. It's not a "working" anything, frankly.
 
2021-04-15 3:10:28 AM  
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2021-04-15 3:11:32 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: It doesn't cut, so I'd hardly call it "working".


You've clearly never caught your finger in a retracting tape measure.
 
2021-04-15 3:30:57 AM  
Did #Disney invent a real working #lightsaber?

Yes they did.

It won't melt through metal blast doors, or cut off your hand...


I would posit that if it does not do these things, then no, they did not in fact invent a real working "#lightsaber".
 
2021-04-15 3:54:43 AM  

zbtop: Did #Disney invent a real working #lightsaber?

Yes they did.

It won't melt through metal blast doors, or cut off your hand...

I would posit that if it does not do these things, then no, they did not in fact invent a real working "#lightsaber".


There was that guy last year who made a blow torch with a lightsaber sized flame and backpack of fuel for protosaber goodness.  Can't block anything, but residential materials stand no chance
 
2021-04-15 3:58:39 AM  
This was posted this week already
 
2021-04-15 4:12:43 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: It doesn't cut, so I'd hardly call it "working".


It doesn't matter: the people it's "aimed" at will buy any tatty old shiat providing it has Star Wars on it,
 
2021-04-15 4:26:14 AM  

Mr_Vimes: Benevolent Misanthrope: It doesn't cut, so I'd hardly call it "working".

It doesn't matter: the people it's "aimed" at will buy any tatty old shiat providing it has Star Wars on it,


This is how I ended up with an R2-D2 buttplug.
 
2021-04-15 4:34:52 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Mr_Vimes: Benevolent Misanthrope: It doesn't cut, so I'd hardly call it "working".

It doesn't matter: the people it's "aimed" at will buy any tatty old shiat providing it has Star Wars on it,

This is how I ended up with an R2-D2 buttplug.


Surely up-ended with an R2-D2 butt-plug?
 
2021-04-15 5:02:39 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: It doesn't cut, so I'd hardly call it "working".


They invented the first working "toy" lightsaber. Which is clearly something that has eluded science and engineers for over 40 years.
 
2021-04-15 7:02:31 AM  
You discover you've been making out with your sister?
 
2021-04-15 7:44:39 AM  
I was more interested in the person talking in the video, she was intriguing.
 
2021-04-15 8:16:35 AM  
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2021-04-15 8:28:01 AM  
Don't drop it:
Jedi Butter Fingers | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Youtube 5ZMmbYUi_dg
 
2021-04-15 9:15:38 AM  
And by "working lightsaber" they mean "easily breakable toy."
 
2021-04-15 9:34:34 AM  
You'll saber your eye out kid.
 
2021-04-15 10:56:53 AM  
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2021-04-15 11:06:03 AM  
someone came fairly damm close. And It Will melt though blast doors.
"proto-saber"
4000° PLASMA PROTO-LIGHTSABER BUILD (RETRACTABLE BLADE!)
Youtube xC6J4T_hUKg
 
2021-04-15 1:27:37 PM  
Well, for one, you could post the same article twice:

https://www.fark.com/comments/1132703​2
 
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