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(MSN)   Twins accused in plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Whitmer have been released from house arrest, presumably on self-recognizance   (msn.com) divider line
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1163 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Apr 2021 at 3:25 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-14 8:50:36 PM  
In this scenario do both twins have goatees?
 
2021-04-14 8:53:09 PM  
Wow, this Minnesota/Michigan rivalry thing is serious!
Was the whole team in on it?
 
2021-04-14 9:04:10 PM  
If your last name is Null, is it going to fark up databases?
 
2021-04-14 9:14:20 PM  
It's mutual recognizance.
 
2021-04-14 9:33:31 PM  
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Photo of them leaving...
 
2021-04-14 9:50:43 PM  

Exluddite: Wow, this Minnesota/Michigan rivalry thing is serious!
Was the whole team in on it?


They knew it was them because the scheme started off strong but then tanked after the all star break.
 
2021-04-14 10:45:16 PM  

Raoul Eaton: If your last name is Null, is it going to fark up databases?


Not unless your first name is Bobby.
 
2021-04-15 3:42:39 AM  

hobnail: Exluddite: Wow, this Minnesota/Michigan rivalry thing is serious!
Was the whole team in on it?

They knew it was them because the scheme started off strong but then tanked after the all star break.


Well the Sox just swept them so it may not last that long....
 
2021-04-15 4:01:56 AM  

Raoul Eaton: If your last name is Null, is it going to fark up databases?


I've decades of registering 'Null' as my username in hopes that it does.
 
2021-04-15 4:04:21 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: In this scenario do both twins have goatees?


The eviler one doesn't not have a goatee.
 
2021-04-15 4:22:19 AM  
I see that the database thing has already been well covered so..

Defense attorneys had argued the men, who work construction jobs, did not pose a threat to the community, nor was there a risk that they would try to flee the state before facing a trial.

Did they have to pinky swear that they wouldn't try to kidnap any governors while out as well?
 
2021-04-15 5:38:36 AM  
I say we force them to rebuild the Metrodome & lose 10 years off their playing careers running around on shiatty astroturf.
 
2021-04-15 5:40:57 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I see that the database thing has already been well covered so..

Defense attorneys had argued the men, who work construction jobs, did not pose a threat to the community, nor was there a risk that they would try to flee the state before facing a trial.

Did they have to pinky swear that they wouldn't try to kidnap any governors while out as well?


I imagine that they're now under a proverbial microscope in the hopes that they try to do something else stupid.

They probably will.
 
2021-04-15 6:55:09 AM  

aagrajag: Gordon Bennett: I see that the database thing has already been well covered so..

Defense attorneys had argued the men, who work construction jobs, did not pose a threat to the community, nor was there a risk that they would try to flee the state before facing a trial.

Did they have to pinky swear that they wouldn't try to kidnap any governors while out as well?

I imagine that they're now under a proverbial microscope in the hopes that they try to do something else stupid.

They probably will.


I imaging they are white and republican and white republican's don't want them to suffer the consequences of their actions
 
2021-04-15 7:33:06 AM  
Thanks for murdering thousands of michiganders Big Retch.
 
2021-04-15 7:57:37 AM  
"did not pose a threat to the community,"

Seriously?? He tried to plan to kidnap "the community's" governor - dismantling their elected government, in theory.

It's like the Jan 6th d***s - they are forever a threat to whatever community they live it's peace & stability. They've shown a willingness to topple government  - that's a constant threat.
 
2021-04-15 8:11:14 AM  
So did their parents just forget to fill in their surnames?! Are they so angry because the state assigned them such lame last names?
 
2021-04-15 8:17:02 AM  

great_tigers: Thanks for murdering thousands of michiganders Big Retch.


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2021-04-15 8:19:18 AM  

AurizenDarkstar: great_tigers: Thanks for murdering thousands of michiganders Big Retch.

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https://www.newsweek.com/michigan-hos​p​itals-are-preparing-latest-covid-spike​-worse-april-2020-1583364

but sure, i should kill myself.
 
2021-04-15 8:22:27 AM  

great_tigers: AurizenDarkstar: great_tigers: Thanks for murdering thousands of michiganders Big Retch.

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https://www.newsweek.com/michigan-hosp​itals-are-preparing-latest-covid-spike​-worse-april-2020-1583364

but sure, i should kill myself.


Yup.  Because the assholes in your state are the reason for the increase, coupled with the threatening of your governor with kidnapping and possible death.

If there were more adults living in Michigan, maybe you wouldn't be having these problems.  But in your tiny little mind, it's always easier to blame someone in charge than it it to blame yourself for being an asshole.
 
2021-04-15 8:29:22 AM  

AurizenDarkstar: great_tigers: AurizenDarkstar: great_tigers: Thanks for murdering thousands of michiganders Big Retch.

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https://www.newsweek.com/michigan-hosp​itals-are-preparing-latest-covid-spike​-worse-april-2020-1583364

but sure, i should kill myself.

Yup.  Because the assholes in your state are the reason for the increase, coupled with the threatening of your governor with kidnapping and possible death.

If there were more adults living in Michigan, maybe you wouldn't be having these problems.  But in your tiny little mind, it's always easier to blame someone in charge than it it to blame yourself for being an asshole.


shiat, since the beginning of the pandemic it has been blamed on Trump. That's fine. He could have handled it much differently. BUT, if you're going to hold public officials accountable, hold them accountable.

Which assholes are you referring to? The ones living in heavy democratic areas? You know, Detroit and Flint? It's in those areas where people are getting the rona, not the rest of the state.
 
2021-04-15 8:52:15 AM  

great_tigers: shiat, since the beginning of the pandemic it has been blamed on Trump. That's fine. He could have handled it much differently. BUT, if you're going to hold public officials accountable, hold them accountable.


https://www.mlive.com/public-interest​/​2020/12/michigan-house-votes-to-repeal​-1945-emergency-law-used-by-whitmer-to​-issue-coronavirus-orders.html

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavi​r​us-live-updates/2020/10/03/919891538/m​ichigan-supreme-court-rules-against-go​vernors-emergency-powers
 
2021-04-15 9:40:22 AM  

sorceror: great_tigers: shiat, since the beginning of the pandemic it has been blamed on Trump. That's fine. He could have handled it much differently. BUT, if you're going to hold public officials accountable, hold them accountable.

https://www.mlive.com/public-interest/​2020/12/michigan-house-votes-to-repeal​-1945-emergency-law-used-by-whitmer-to​-issue-coronavirus-orders.html

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavir​us-live-updates/2020/10/03/919891538/m​ichigan-supreme-court-rules-against-go​vernors-emergency-powers


Keep making excuses. Fact remains that the state has a huge increase in cases with the leading areas being democratic controlled governments. State is ran by a democrat governor and should be held accountable. If Florida had this spike, Desantis would absolutely be vilified by the media.
 
2021-04-15 9:44:04 AM  

great_tigers: sorceror: great_tigers: shiat, since the beginning of the pandemic it has been blamed on Trump. That's fine. He could have handled it much differently. BUT, if you're going to hold public officials accountable, hold them accountable.

https://www.mlive.com/public-interest/​2020/12/michigan-house-votes-to-repeal​-1945-emergency-law-used-by-whitmer-to​-issue-coronavirus-orders.html

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavir​us-live-updates/2020/10/03/919891538/m​ichigan-supreme-court-rules-against-go​vernors-emergency-powers

Keep making excuses. Fact remains that the state has a huge increase in cases with the leading areas being democratic controlled governments. State is ran by a democrat governor and should be held accountable. If Florida had this spike, Desantis would absolutely be vilified by the media.



You should quit while you're behind.
 
2021-04-15 10:17:11 AM  

great_tigers: AurizenDarkstar: great_tigers: Thanks for murdering thousands of michiganders Big Retch.

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https://www.newsweek.com/michigan-hosp​itals-are-preparing-latest-covid-spike​-worse-april-2020-1583364

but sure, i should kill myself.


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2021-04-15 10:27:45 AM  
I'm sure they learned their lesson.
 
2021-04-16 2:51:08 PM  
Hey, look everybody!

It's Crosby, Stills, and FAT!

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